It's probably all ballyhoo, but I chose Messianic Judaism for the sole fact that it is the only one with salavation, and eternal life as a human being, instead of some kind of spirit without eyeballs and a penis.
Butters
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Buddhism, Taoism, Meditation, and any other Non-Christian Journeys...
by exjdub inthere have been a lot of christian threads lately, so i thought that i would open a topic for other journeys.
because there is no way i will ever be a christian again because the curtain has been opened and i can see behind it, however i have an open mind and have started some meditation practices.
i have been thinking about visiting a buddhist temple out of curiosity.
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Oprah for President in '08. Why? Why not?
by AuldSoul ini have seen the idea floated a few times in some interesting places, but also on threads here.. i think she would get the vote out in a way it has never been gotten out before.
it would also throw all the pollster's margins of error way out of whack (which might be worth it, all by itself).. why do you think she should be or could be elected president?.
why do you think she shouldn't be or couldn't be elected president?.
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Butters
I think she would do very well for the community. The price of crack might go down.
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Buddhism, Taoism, Meditation, and any other Non-Christian Journeys...
by exjdub inthere have been a lot of christian threads lately, so i thought that i would open a topic for other journeys.
because there is no way i will ever be a christian again because the curtain has been opened and i can see behind it, however i have an open mind and have started some meditation practices.
i have been thinking about visiting a buddhist temple out of curiosity.
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Butters
IN other words, the Jews expected a man from the seed of David. They never expected spirit from Heaven. They expected the male seed of Abraham through the male lineage in the bible before the Greeks corrupted the NT. Daystar where did you get your education on these other matters? You just combined two ascetic origin terms in that last paragraph. I have never heard any other scholar do such. Are you collegiate? You sound so.
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Buddhism, Taoism, Meditation, and any other Non-Christian Journeys...
by exjdub inthere have been a lot of christian threads lately, so i thought that i would open a topic for other journeys.
because there is no way i will ever be a christian again because the curtain has been opened and i can see behind it, however i have an open mind and have started some meditation practices.
i have been thinking about visiting a buddhist temple out of curiosity.
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Butters
Daystar, you quoted Kabballah in another thread. Kabballah is exactly this mysticism. Christianity is "Christo-Paganism" it is a mystery from Babylon. The idea of Messiah coming from anywhere other then Joseph and Mary's seed is not Jewish. It is a tale. Matthew 1 from the real Hebrew MSS doesn't include verses 18 and 25... Verse 1 makes the best sense!
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Did you make artificial smiles at the hall?
by JH ini smiled alot at the hall.. but i think it was all artificial !!!.
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Butters
One could pull a really neat funny on their last day. You have to have makeup knowledge a bit. Ok... Instead of putting your normal watchtower paraphernalia in your briefcase, put in all the materials required to make a clown's face. This is also best done on the day you are to be the speaker. A talk on Solomon's wives would really take the cake. You go into the bathroom shortly before it's time for your presentation or talk. Put on all the makeup, (make sure you allot time for this and lock the little boy who likes to flush the toilet all day out so his mother who is hung over can attend to him) and begin your face. Then come out, and give the mystery speech of a lifetime, enjoy the disfellowshiping, and see how many others wake up...
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Prayer Requests
by startingover ini frequent another forum for honda gold wing riders.
when i read there i get irritated by the posts asking for prayers.
either someone or his friend or family has crashed or is sick.
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Butters
No offense, but you suck. I love prayer requests. Why bash something harmless?
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Finding Love with a Former Jehovah's Witness
by The wanderer in<!-- .style1 {font-family: arial, sans-serif} .style2 {font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; } .style4 {font-family: arial, sans-serif; color: #e68500; } .style5 {font-family: arial, sans-serif; color: #ffc803; } .style6 {font-family: arial, sans-serif; color: #8fa7bf; } .style7 {color: #fe0003} .style9 {color: #8ea4bb} .style10 {color: #ffc803} --> finding love with a former jehovah's witness often times, i thought to myself whether or not it .
would prove to be an advantage or a disadvantage.
dating a former jehovah's witness.. advantage or disadvantage?
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Butters
Just like my answer to another thread...It mainly depends upon the amount of sexual favors I am going to receive... However, I currently have a girlfriend who can make neat sounds by putting her hand under her armpit and then clucking her arm like a chicken. To me, this very high valued skill is appreciated and is a wonderful addition to my home.
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Spend how much for wives/girlfriends?
by greendawn inhow much should a man tolerate a girlfriend or wife that is very demanding on clothes/shoes and other articles such as perfumes, handbags etc?
is there a limit to what one should spend to keep them happy beyond which it becomes a case of them taking advantage?
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Butters
I always base this one on how many different sexual favors I am receiving in return. There are usually extra credit points for foot licking.
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Police Convinced "Brochure Murders" the Work of Badly Dressed Serial Killer
by Check_Your_Premises inapupi - sheboygan, wi.
police made a significant breakthrough this week in a perplexing string of murders with the help of forensic science.
for years now police have been befuddled by a series of murders that have followed the same pattern.
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Butters
I think I know who they are! I may be right on this conspiracy guys... Please don't patronize me too much, but it sounds like these killers might be Publisher's Clearing House.
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Did you make artificial smiles at the hall?
by JH ini smiled alot at the hall.. but i think it was all artificial !!!.
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Butters
I drew a smily face on the urinal in the men's bathroom at the hall two days before I moved. I remember the last two meetings hearing people chuckle in there, and then I would look at the sisters faces for their expression. It was a gas.