Posts by edster

her father is bitterly opposed to our relationship and when i tried to ask his permission for his daughter's hand in marriage, he said no, not until i get a 14 incher.

i was devastated cos i loved her so much and she was the only woman that really understood me.

any lengths for a JW girl?

by edster in

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i've been seeing this shy girl for about 6 months and we've fallen completely head over heels for each but the thing is she's a jw.

her father is bitterly opposed to our relationship and when i tried to ask his permission for his daughter's hand in marriage, he said no, not until i get a 14 incher.

i was devastated cos i loved her so much and she was the only woman that really understood me.

I've been seeing this shy girl for about 6 months and we've fallen completely head over heels for each but the thing is she's a JW. Her father is bitterly opposed to our relationship and when i tried to ask his permission for his daughter's hand in marriage, he said no, not until i get a 14 incher. I was devastated cos i loved her so much and she was the only woman that really understood me. I considered getting a 14 incher but my friends say no, i shouldn't even go anywhere near it. I consulted numerous surgeons in the field of penal surgery and they all say its is technically possible but it will set me back $10,000 and health insurance didn't cover it. After careful consideration, i have opted for surgery and tomorrow the surgeon will attempt to take an inch off.

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How to Wreck the Watchtower

by metatron in

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use your imagination for just a moment...... clearly, the blood issue is heating up -internally!.

the recent letters from the service dept.

(exposed on the.

edster

the blood issue, sexual abuse by JW's
shunning...
The press should run these stories simultaneously.

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old JW virgins

by edster in

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if a jw never gets married and follows the watchtower to the letter till the day they die, that means they would have never had sex in their lives or entertained masturbation.

scary thought.

edster

If a JW never gets married and follows the Watchtower to the letter till the day they die, that means they would have never had sex in their lives or entertained masturbation. Scary thought.

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Why Is It That Americans Here Never.....

by Englishman in

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slag off us brits?.

i read all these posts (mainly by a couple of cuddly norwegians) about how the us needs to get it's act together, then there's a flurry of ripostes, the occasional nasty dig, a few generalisations and then the whole thing peters out until some bright spark feels the urge to start off the mischief once again.. well, im sick and tired of belonging to a perfect race and living in a perfect country.

the uk obviously has the best economy, the best soccer teams, the best monarchy, the best teeth, the best cuisine, the best weather, the best tv, the best armed forces, the best penal system, the best paranoids,.

edster

The Poms are the biggest wingers on earth. They've got the worst weather (pisses down every 8 seconds), the most boring cuisine (basically fish'n'chips) and the whole population is depressed and suffers from an acute inferior complex to us aussies, especially when it comes to sport.
Winter Olympics so far
Poms - 0 medals
Aussies - 2 golds

Cricket - can't remember the last time england won the ashes.

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JW`s on this site

by Beans in

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i often wonder if jw`s on these sites consider them "apostate" especially with regards to many topics?

do you ignore topics that could possibly test your faith?

how do you not wonder about your religion with all the information that is available to you now that proves this sekt invalid?

edster

Violetanai
Don't fall for that two card trick the Jw's always use on bible studies. You know, the one where they say you'll get a lot of opposition from non-believers or worldly people for studying with the JW's and they constantly shower you with kindness and intimate attention to win you over even if you're butt ugly and look like Marilyn Manson. If you believe them this far, you're basically sucked in, like i was until i came to my senses and then they started to give me the cold shoulder.

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Is this world ruled by Demons and are we?

by Mindchild in

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to me, one of the most pathetic and lamest of all watchtower teachings is the fantasy that satan and the demons rule the world.

the witnesses are terrified of these demons getting into their minds through everything from wearing old clothes bought at the thrift store to smoking cigarettes (remember all drugs give demons easy access to your mind.).

they would have you believe that each country on earth is controlled by really big mean and tough demons (hey demons cant be nice you know) and they are actively controlling the minds of the political leaders in a global chess game because they have nothing better to do.. i was wondering then if anyone can show me a single itsy bitsy tiny amount of evidence to show any credible physical evidence or logical/metaphysical reasoning to back the jw ideological boogey men.

edster

You know,
You're just a scare mongerer and full of crap . People who claim to be possessed just have some mental disorder. Demons, dragons, harry potter, Lord of the rings are just human creations. If this world is possessed, the demons are doing a lousy job. The world isn't as bad as you make it out as.

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Did Bradbury deserve the gold?

by Princess in

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did steven bradbury deserve the gold?

was he really the fastest?

the silver medal winner was from seattle.

edster

Of course he deserved the gold. Remember the story of the tortoise and the hare? Bradbury was initially hoping for a bronze and stayed back because he knew a couple of guys will fall. He's worked hard for 10 years recovering from a broken neck and a gash to the thigh from skating accident.