My ex mother-in-law knew a JW chiropractor that didn't like taking non-JW patients because they were all going to die anyways.
Wow! Talk about displaying a Christlike personality.
I suppose whenever he gets sick, he goes to the nearest JW hospital.
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The most inappropriate remarks from Jehovahs Witnesses
by jambon1 ini have a few which still either anger me, make me sad or just make me grateful that i am no longer one of them.
1 - "well, everyone is going to die anyway, so if it at armageddon then ce la vie" 2 - "the disater today at the world trade centre is sad, but exciting" 3 - (an elder) "when armageddon happens, i want to be at a window, watching it all".
sick, sick, sick!
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You might be a Jehovah's Witness if ... (according to Facebook)
by Frequent_Fader_Miles inoh man!
i almost died reading this list from the private jw group on facebook.
usually the posts there are quite nauseating, but this topic was priceless.
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8,000 all singing without music the same song!"
that isnt pathetic..
that is awesome...especially when it is your own song
It definitely is pathetic .... that she describes singing with no music as such a "fantastic" experience. Doesn't she realize that church choirs sing without music all the time? How sad.
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Practising 'Goodness' - from the District Convention
by passwordprotected inas heard at the district convention.
9 part symposium on how to display the fruitages of the spirit.
goodness.
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finding appropriate real-life experiences as called for in the DC outline is not easy. ..... the stories are going to be stretched nearly to the point of lying.
Who's to say that the dying girl was truly the sister's "dear friend"?
Realizing it would be her last birthday, what if she had invited the entire class and couldn't care less if the sister didn't attend?
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You might be a Jehovah's Witness if ... (according to Facebook)
by Frequent_Fader_Miles inoh man!
i almost died reading this list from the private jw group on facebook.
usually the posts there are quite nauseating, but this topic was priceless.
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Whitman, you have a PM.
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You might be a Jehovah's Witness if ... (according to Facebook)
by Frequent_Fader_Miles inoh man!
i almost died reading this list from the private jw group on facebook.
usually the posts there are quite nauseating, but this topic was priceless.
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How very sad that the person who wrote that thought those were all good things. Sheesh, what asorry life!
That's the same thing I thought when I read the list.
And if that wasn't sorry enough, here's one of the posters gushing about her recent Convention.....
"u know the best thing... the sound messed up and the song jumped so when we got to last verse the music stopped and we all carried on!!! that is a fantastic experiance...8,000 all singing without music the same song!" [pathetic revisited]
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AND then the fight started...
by zeroday inwhen i got home last night, my wife demanded that i take her someplace expensive..... so, i took her to a gas station..... .
and then the fight started..... .
after retiring, i went to the social security office to apply for social security.
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LOL!!
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You might be a Jehovah's Witness if ... (according to Facebook)
by Frequent_Fader_Miles inoh man!
i almost died reading this list from the private jw group on facebook.
usually the posts there are quite nauseating, but this topic was priceless.
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Oh man! I almost died reading this list from the private JW group on Facebook. Usually the posts there are quite nauseating, but this topic was priceless. Some of these are absolutely hilarious!!
YOU MIGHT BE A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS IF....
1. If "pioneer" is not a stereo, "new light" is not something in the house wares department, and "tract" has nothing to do with land or farming.
2. If you know when Nisan 14 of the Jewish calendar lands in the Gregorian calendar from year to year, and yet you commonly forget your own birthday.
3. If "Memorial Day" isn't in May.
4. If you spent days at a baseball stadium, never saw a ball, and didn't even have a beer.
5. If you think "formal clothing" and "civic center" belong in the same sentence.
6. If you wash windows or cars for a living and still own five suits.
7. If you think nothing of letting your friends stop by to use the bathroom.
8. If you know the cleanliness of every coffee shop for four towns around.
9. If you think 2-door vehicles aren't really cars.
10. If you go to Home Depot and go down the aisle where doors are displayed and you feel compelled to knock on them.
11. If you can't buy a pair of shoes without thinking about how comfortable they will need to be while walking residential streets in 95-degree heat.
12. If you have a tendency to refer to books by color instead of by title.
13. If you have a shelf just for 192-page books.
14. If you can't pick up a book, or anything else to read, without picking up a pencil or highlighter too.
15. If you think it is complimentary to refer to someone as "a study."
16. If you have "get-togethers" rather than "parties."
17. If, after one of such "get-togethers" at your home, your house is not a mess and you have more food than when you started.
18. If you realize things are getting worse, and you're thrilled. 19. You go out for service every day and be extremely tired at the end of the day and not complain about your job.
20. The first thing you check for in a bible is whether or not it has God's name
21. You know all the houses in your neighbourhood and know the kind of people residing in them
22. You know the history of the Catholic church better than Catholics do.
23. You know how to deal with marital problems before marriage
24. You attend 5 meetings each week
25. You prefer to spend time on the road and get tired for no paycheck
26. Every bad news report catches your attention
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Blondie's Comments You Will Not Hear at the 07-27-08 WT Study (YOUNG SERVE)
by blondie incomments you will not hear at the 07-27-08 wt study (may 15, 2008, pages 17-21 (young serve).
review comments will be in red.
wt material from today's wt will be in black.
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Housewives have a fine opportunity to perform acceptable “sacred service” to God. Their fine works that others can see would certainly include keeping a neat, clean house, taking care of the cooking and the clothing needs of the family.
That sounds really nice on paper, but it's just a whole lot of empty talk.
What if the housewife does exactly as they describe, and because of that, she has no time to go out in Field Circus? What if caring for her house and family is so demanding that she misses meetings? Will the elders give her any credit for her so-called "sacred service"?
I think not.
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11-yr old wants to get baptized, father objects, elders interfere
by Bonnie_Clyde inthe mother went to the elders when the dad objected to the girl getting baptized.
this prompted a visit from the elders who counselled him for wanting to hold his child back from baptism.
this girl is immature even for an 11-year old.
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I've personally known of elders who've disapproved of grown adults expressing their desire to be married [as if it should be any of their business]. Yet still, they're going all out to ensure that an 11-year-old be baptized?
Don't they remember how old Jesus was when he was baptized?
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Why i liked being a Jehovah's Witness...
by digderidoo inthere are so many reasons why i liked being a jehovahs's witness.
1. we got to count time when we share our faith with nonbelievers or our young children.
2. we didn't have to go to college to get a good job as a janitor or a window washer.
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We also had the privilege of becoming experts at fighting off vicious dogs with our umbrellas.