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  Really bad joke of the day!

  by Angharad in

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  2. humour

  blame my dad, he sent it to me!.

  a frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

  he can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is patricia whack.

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  Booooooooo!!! Ssssssssssssssss!!!

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  A good idea for a website

  by Nicolas in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was looking at the hacker site http://www.2600.com and it gave me a good idea for a website.

  if you look at the adress: http://www.2600.com/hacked_pages/prop/prop_pages/microsoft/1/ , you'll see a false version of the site http://www.microsoft.com .

  my idea would be to make the same kind of false website for the adress: http://www.watchtower.org .

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  That is doable. Perhaps with www.watchttower.org

  There are lots of advertising sites that play off of website name typo’s

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126

  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
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  Giving Appropriate and Effective Counsel

  by messenger in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  at a previous elder's school the following direction was given on who should offer counseling for those with problems in the congregation.

  the statement went like this:.

  "human sources are wrong for counsel, for this reason we look to the bible as the only source.

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  It is interesting how the article never explicitly says, "don't go to a therapist"... it just strongly looks down on it. Your typical JW will conclude that therapists are off limits.

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126

  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  strangest/horrifying dream....

  by wonderwoman77 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  last night i had the weirdist dream...i had a dream that i was going to be euthinized.

  in my dream i was diagnosised with a brain tumor and somehow my mom had got me to sign a paper that i would agree to get the procedure.

  but they were not 100% sure i would die if i did not have it.

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  ((((Sorry about your loss))))
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  Freeway Courtesy -- Fuuuunnnnny!

  by FreePeace in

  1. social
  2. humour

  here is a funny video!

  check it out!.

  http://www.empowerthespirit.com/misc/freewaycourtesy.asf.

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  That was very well done! Great special effects! I wonder how they did it.

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126

  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  strangest/horrifying dream....

  by wonderwoman77 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  last night i had the weirdist dream...i had a dream that i was going to be euthinized.

  in my dream i was diagnosised with a brain tumor and somehow my mom had got me to sign a paper that i would agree to get the procedure.

  but they were not 100% sure i would die if i did not have it.

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  Fearing a lack of control.
  (Just my psychobabble)

  ((((wonderwoman77))))

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126

  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  A puzzle..of sorts..

  by Valis in

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  2. humour

  hee hee..have fun!.

  http://secure.falcon-networks.com/~culprit/whatswrong.html.

  sincerely, .

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  Ambush!!!

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126

  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
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  My Grandmother

  by Billygoat in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  andi no.

  i hate it.

  i do want your opinion, even if its about my hair!

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  Billygoat, ever watch The Sopranos? Your grandmother sounds just like the grandmother on that show.

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126

  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><
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  where can I find a good woman?

  by honestlysweetguy in

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  2. relationships

  i am a very sweet 22 year old male living in texas.

  for some reason, i can't seem to find a decent woman.

  i don't know what i'm doing to turn them off.

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  Give it up Honestlysweetguy, women only go for the assholes.

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126

  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
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  BENEVOLENT DICTATOR

  by TR in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  if i were benevolent dictator of the u.s., i would:.

  give tax incentives to those who want to run their own small business.

  make abortion illegal except for rape or incest.

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  Damn TR, you're brutal. I'd put a 45 to my head before subjecting myself to you. Have you been talking to the Taliban?

  "As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126

  Believe in yourself, not mythology.
  <x ><