Posts by Elsewhere

does anyone agree with the article that this is an accurate depiction of the events of september 11, or like me, do you think that the image and the events are totally unrelated?

Elsewhere

No. The image is too ambiguous and could be used to describe many different events.

If the picture was of two aircraft, one hitting each tower with an envelope with the word "Anthrax" on it, along with Sept. 11, 2001... that would get my attention.

Imagined prophecy is always useless until after the fact.

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Freaky picture

by Elsewhere in

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look at the blue thing in the door in this picture... at first you won't be able to make it out, so look closely and very carefully.

it may take a few minutes, but eventually you will see what it is.. .

religion stops a thinking mind!.

Elsewhere

haha... yeah, when I first saw it I nearly jumped out of my chair!

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Freaky picture

by Elsewhere in

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look at the blue thing in the door in this picture... at first you won't be able to make it out, so look closely and very carefully.

it may take a few minutes, but eventually you will see what it is.. .

religion stops a thinking mind!.

Elsewhere

Look at the blue thing in the door in this picture... at first you won't be able to make it out, so look closely and very carefully. It may take a few minutes, but eventually you will see what it is.

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What is your Dream Date?

by Sky in

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what is your fantasy for the perfect date, whether you be married, or single.... who.

kisses!.

sky

Elsewhere

Dream date Barby.

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Suborning Perjury

by metatron in

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i am a little skeptical (but not very!

) about accounts of the.

society's lawyers/representatives coaching people to lie in.

Elsewhere

You have to remember that these people think that they are above the law... representatives of gawd him self. When given the choice of serving their gawd or the court, they will server their gawd.

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What is the crappiest job you have ever had?

by gilwarrior in

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for me it was when i was living in mexico and i got a job as a waiter out of sheer boardom.

the pay was lousy, the work was hard, the boss was an asshole, and at the end of the week i was told that i was not good enough to be a waiter and i was fired.

thank god!.

It's a toss-up between the Bag-Boy job (first job) and Student Aid job in the Dean's office at college. In both positions I had to deal with sadistic supervisors who loved to to torment the employees.

A few months ago I was listening to a radio show. They were having people call in with their worst jobs too. The worst one I heard was of a guy who's job was to clean the cum out of the little rooms at a strip club.

Now THATS a bad job!

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Meditation....

by wonderwoman77 in

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i was wondering how many of you engage in meditation and if so what kind?

i went to a new group today that does mindful meditation.

it comes out of a buddihist tradition.

Elsewhere

I'm curious about what technique(s) each of you is using.

When I meditate, I simply clear my mind of all thoughts and "sink" into a state of relaxation. At times I can get to the point that I no longer perceive my surroundings, or anything else for that matter – there is simply nothing and extreme relaxation. When that happens, long periods of time (an hour or so) can pass without my even knowing it until I come out of the meditation.

I didn’t read any books or anything, I just figured out how to do it on my own.

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Used Deity For Sale

by Elsewhere in

(web site).

http://12.239.160.144/elsewhere/useddeity.htm.

for sale - 1 (one) used deity.

Elsewhere

(Web site)
http://12.239.160.144/elsewhere/UsedDeity.htm

For Sale - 1 (one) used deity

I have been notified that I am in possession of a deity. As I have no use for such a device I wish to sell it:

Answers to "God", "Jesus", "Jehovah", "Yahweh", "LORD", "Adonai", "Eloi", and "Allah".

Documented age: Approximately 2500 years. (Note: Deity claims to be eternal and without beginning or end. Has refused to provide evidence supporting this despite repeated requests.)

Claims to have "created the heavens and the earth"! Something for you to brag about to your friends! Also claims to have created all of humanity with nothing but dirt! WOW! (Note: Deity may be a hermaphrodite as it claims both men and women were created in its image.)

Only admitted mistake to date: Galileo was right, the Earth goes around the sun. Admitted through Pope Pious XII in 1957.

Possibly one son, will not confirm or deny relations with mother (this has caused some controversy. New owner takes responsibility for all costs of any future paternity suits). My personal opinion on the matter is that the son does not belong to the deity as the deity looks down on and discourages sexual relations and non-intercourse reproduction.

Aptitudes: war, political influence, pestilence, and plague. Especially effective for politicians and large corporations -- can easily convince the masses to accept or buy anything. Also able to smite and make loud thunderous noises (Occasionally sets fire to bushes). Very good at parties! Witness reports indicate it can turn water into booze! WOW!

NOTE:

* Buyer responsible for locating and transporting deity. This should be very easy as the deity claims to be "Omni-Present".

* Original owner will not be held responsible for any burns (to self, carpet, or upholstery) from fire and/or brimstone which may or may not accompany deity (Witness reports vary regarding literal meaning of "fire and brimstone").

* Has been diagnosed with Multiple Personality Disorder (Occasionally claims to be as many as three persons in one... witness reports vary).

* Though this deity has made many claims of accomplishments and authority, it has as of yet refused to provide any evidence to support such claims despite repeated requests. Humans claiming to be acting under its authority have been known to commit atrocities.

* This deity has exhibited signs of Manic Depressive Disorder and mood swings... one moment it is happy and loving everyone, the next moment it is threatening eternal damnation with fire and brimstone (Witness reports vary regarding literal meaning of "fire and brimstone").

* Made unsuccessful attempts to boycott Johnson Wax and Disney. This may be indicative of future behavior.

* Deity contains many holes despite its many claims to be "perfect".

* Also has refused to provide a frame of reference with which to define "perfection".

* Tends to condemn certain people and acts despite claims of having created everything perfectly. Try’s to explain this away by saying it can do anything it wants followed by a threat of eternal damnation.

WARNING!
This deity has been known to compel followers to commit genocide, suicide and a variety of other violations of Human Rights including but not limited to torture, human sacrifice, rape and the attempted elimination of non-conformist groups: "Pagans", "Witches", "infidels", and "heretics" as it calls them (despite claims of benevolence). Under no circumstances attempt to relay a message for it as its followers tend to burn those that do! Reports of excessive jealousy have also been conveyed to me. Has been know to induce fear, ignorance, insolence, emotional dependence, inconsistency, hypocrisy, abstinence and eternal punishment. Insists on blind obedience under threat of life and liberty despite claims that it leads the free world.

Asking Price: (Negotiable... make an offer. If no offer is made for the deity, I will leave it at a local Good-Will store.)

Send offers to Elsewhere: [email protected]

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Favorite movie line?

by gilwarrior in

what is your favorite movie line?

please mention the movie line and why it is the best.. my favorite movie line:.

"ever since i was a kid...i always wanted to be a gangster.".

Elsewhere

"You're a disgrace to depression!" Jack Nicholson in As Good as it Gets.

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