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Pet Names
by LaraCraft in
1. social
2. relationships
what is with you men and your pet names for female body parts??

you know what i'm talking about--pussy, beaver, oppossum...
Elsewhere

You mean like:
Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle
Gristle Missle
Pumping Pole of Penile Power
Bone-Her
Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls)
Granite Edifice
One-Eyed Fred
Dip Stick
Piss Pump
Meat Wrench
Nightcrawler
Blue-veined Junket Pumper
Love Pump
Richard and the Twins
One Eyed Wonder Weasel
Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken
Tobias the Cheeky Monkey
Johnson
Trouser Snake
Tool
Thrill Drill
Sex Pistol
Pocket Rocket
One Hole Friction Whistle
The Pink Oboe
Purple-Helmeted Warrior
Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower
Trouser Trout
Vlad The Impaler
Oops! Sorry, wrong part! Here ya go:
.mound of womanhood (or Venus), handful of woman, womanhood
.flower, fruit, bud, rose, cherry
.conch, orchid
.friend, sister, aunt
.center, heart, source
.place, temple, house, delights, wonders, pleasure, warmth
.muff, muffin, kitten, puff
.fanny, ethyl
.unit, thing
.lap, nether regions, down there, no-no, private area, parts, zone
.wee-wee, bug
.pool, deep sea, wetness
.crevice, lips, crack, smile
.pussy, beaver, bearded clam
.hole, tunnel, (love) pocket, chimney, mouth, (magic) cave, box
.yin-yang, charms
.snatch, trap
.meat, sweet meats, taint meat, meat napkin
.yoni
.cunt
.vagina, vulva, clitoris, labia
.twat, cooter, cooch, hoo
Hmmm, I think thats all of em.
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Man eats woman
by ISP in
1. jw
2. friends
early closing?.

suspected cannibal arrested for roasting and eating 40-yr-old woman .

wednesday, 20th february, 2002 .
Elsewhere

Perry,
Boooooooooooooo!!!! Ssssssssssssssss!
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Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome
by speechless in
1. social
2. relationships
scary!.

this is the juice the borg has been waiting for!.

watch out for a revised youth book!.
Elsewhere

Hmmm, sounds like these guys need to go to the TMS school.
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Ever wonder 'bout that Asteroid Belt ?
by speechless in
1. jw
2. friends
be on the lookout for a coming galatic war!.

these people definitely got visions.... http://www.mt.net/~watcher/stones.html
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BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Space aliens predicted to arrive at Olympics
http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/space/02/21/olympics.aliens.reut/index.html
I guess they were an no-show.
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Nice guys left in the cold
by Elsewhere in
1. social
2. relationships
butalbee started the thread "do looks really matter?

i started wondering about the "nice" guys (such as myself).... it's been my experience that women tend not to go for the "nice" guy who has a lot to offer - big heart, kind, good income, etc.

they seem far more likely to go for the aggressive "jerk" or "rebel" who treats them like dirt.. why is that?.
Elsewhere

Hmmmm, "mean as shit"... (taking notes)
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Nice guys left in the cold
by Elsewhere in
1. social
2. relationships
butalbee started the thread "do looks really matter?

i started wondering about the "nice" guys (such as myself).... it's been my experience that women tend not to go for the "nice" guy who has a lot to offer - big heart, kind, good income, etc.

they seem far more likely to go for the aggressive "jerk" or "rebel" who treats them like dirt.. why is that?.
Elsewhere

Ok... how about a combination of Intellect and Thrilling? I haven't done this yet, but here is the idea: Time a date with a fly-over of the International Space Station or an Iridium Flare. Take her to a public park and let her know where and when to watch.
If you have never seen one of these, it is spectacular - a light show appearing in the sky out of nowhere! (and on schedule. )
http://www.heavens-above.com
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Where's Jesus?
by Valis in
1. jw
2. friends
i ran across this site today and its kind of funny.

enjoy!.

http://www.wheresjesus.org/.
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http://www.wheresjesus.org/adventures/kayla/index.html
Day 10
Son of a...! Oh my head! What happened?... What is this photo?... Holy Mountains of Bethlehem!...l Can't wait to show this to John, he'll shit his pants...
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George W. Bush: 9.30AM Sept 11 2001
by 2SYN in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
simon, please add a 'conspiracy theories' section!

hehe!

check this out...could it be true?.
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I really don't think that there is anything to this story... it seems to me that Dubya's memory was working as it usually does.
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I cooked rice today!!!
by Elsewhere in
1. jw
2. experiences
after five years of failed attempts, i finally cooked rice today!!

it isn't soggy, it isn't crunchy, it's just right!

light and fluffy!
Elsewhere

Wow! This is great! Thanks for all the advice!
Prisca, Sure! I'll even make pan cakes for our wedding reception (microwave of course)!
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Shocking WT pictures! (9-11 lookalikes)
by Alleymom in
1. jw
2. friends
i think these pictures are horrible!.

http://www.intrex.net/tallyman/wt_evil.html.

marjorie
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A few months ago I saw some pictures posted on this site. One was of a crumbling watchtower. Can anyone point me to where I can find it?
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