Charles Dance?
I so agree with Jim Carey and Eric Cartman.
Hortensia
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A little Fun. If celebrities made up the Governing Body, who'd it be??
by NotaNess inso who's your celebrity line up as the members of the governing body, and for what reason?
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Why do you support having sex out of marriage?
by free2beme ini work with a lot of people who are very sexually active.
which should mean they are real happy, right?
after all, isn't sex the best feeling in the world and that is why we have such a strong internal sex drive.
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thinking about this thread while on the road today (sometimes spend a lot of time on the road) and I realized that I am grateful not only that sex is a choice, but I am also glad that little babies born outside marriage don't have the stigma of being a bastard. At least in my area. I've always thought it wasn't fair for children to be punished because their parents broke the rules.
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TWO DUMB QUESTIONS.......PLUS, ADD YOUR OWN DUMB QUESTIONS
by Warlock inwhen you eat crackers, do you lay them out salt side up, or salt side down?
do you put them in your mouth salt side up, or salt side down?.
are there any other dumb questions you can think of, to post on this thread?.
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What one thing actually makes you drive too slowly at times?
I drive more slowly because I am older now - but still faster than most. What slows me down? Let's see, blue hairs, 100-year-old golfers, visitors from foreign countries. I can cut them some slack. But those @#$%^&*#$%^&*#$%^& A**H*** people in front of me who are driving too slowly, drifting out of the lane, overcorrecting, stopping where there is no stop sign and driving through red lights because they are TALKING ON A F****** CELLPHONE are the worst and deserve to die young. Unfortunately, they will probably take others with them.
Phew! have to calm down. Somebody bring me an iced tea, please.
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TWO DUMB QUESTIONS.......PLUS, ADD YOUR OWN DUMB QUESTIONS
by Warlock inwhen you eat crackers, do you lay them out salt side up, or salt side down?
do you put them in your mouth salt side up, or salt side down?.
are there any other dumb questions you can think of, to post on this thread?.
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put on the toothpaste, then wet the toothpaste and brush
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Have you ever had a really bad haircut? (rant)
by restrangled inwent to a salon today with picture in hand.
i spent 2/1/2 hours suffering in the chair, (foiling and cut).
i wound up with about 6 to 7 inches lopped off and came out looking like a big haired, bubble headed 80's special.
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wow what a monument to customer service - she actually said that to you? I wouldn't have paid the bill, although when I was younger, I suppose I would have. What a terrible experience.
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Near death experience
by Frequent_Fader_Miles inany one out there ever had a nde (near death experience)?
what was it like?
did you see the white light at the end of a tunnel, with your loved ones standing near the end?.
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well I had a near death experience but not from an accident or illness. I woke up one night having tachycardia - my pulse was so fast I couldn't count it. I got up and sat in the living room and said "well I guess I'm going to die." I didn't feel afraid at all, just peaceful and calm. After a while I thought I might as well call 911. Sat down again. Then thought I ought to let my husband know the paramedics were coming. All the while just sort of peaceful and calm and ready to die. When they came my pulse had slowed down a bit, was over 240, but at least could be counted. I can't explain how weird the experience was - I'm sure it sounds like nothing when you read it. Doctor said, well yes, you definitely could have died if you hadn't called 911 - heart would give out after a bit from working so hard. I don't think this is what you are looking for - but it is my experience.
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You know you're a JW if..
by themonster123 inhey i'll come back and do some, but does anyone want to kick start it?
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you get mad if you don't get the christmas bonus, even though you don't celebrate christmas.
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Have you ever had a really bad haircut? (rant)
by restrangled inwent to a salon today with picture in hand.
i spent 2/1/2 hours suffering in the chair, (foiling and cut).
i wound up with about 6 to 7 inches lopped off and came out looking like a big haired, bubble headed 80's special.
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I once got a haircut so bad that people would say "you got your hair cut!" and then just say hmmmmmm and look away awkwardly. It was really really bad, and quite short so it took a long time to grow out.
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TWO DUMB QUESTIONS.......PLUS, ADD YOUR OWN DUMB QUESTIONS
by Warlock inwhen you eat crackers, do you lay them out salt side up, or salt side down?
do you put them in your mouth salt side up, or salt side down?.
are there any other dumb questions you can think of, to post on this thread?.
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I'm a salt-side-up, toilet paper over the top, soap first, right sock first, toothpaste before water sort of person. what I wonder is, how clean is your keyboard? Do you ever use one of those cans of forced air to clean under the keys. Crumb city even though I don't usually eat while working on the computer (I guess that must be a lie)
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End of life
by Phil ini have recently been diagnosed with lukemia with a limited life left in the old bod.
my daughter is a jw and was lured into the institution by her then boyfriend (now husband).
my present intention is to prepare some idea of what she has got herself into.
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I'm so sorry - I wish I could help. Maybe you should just tell your daughter you love her and you need her right now. I hope she would drop everything to be with you for a while.