Vinny,
You couldn't have said it better!
Here's another one I heard: "You'd make a good CO someday!" This one was a bit optimistic, to say the least. *shivers*
erandir
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How The Organization Hooks You With "Privileges"
by minimus inright from the beginning, you are bombarded with others telling you what a "privilege" it is to "be used" in the organization.
especially if you're a male, it is easy to get hooked by the elder's lines.....for example, a male is given the "privilege" of "handling the microphones" if they put in enough time in the ministry and they aren't setting a bad example.
if you're "faithful in what is least", greater privileges await you.
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Make up your very own "Scripture" and post it here
by JH inrat 11:29. then rat opened a bottle of beer and said, "god is good" .
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erandir
1 Materialism 1:10 "Wal-Mart Saves"
(Sorry, not too original atm...all I could think of was the Monty Python Book of Armaments thingie.)
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Were YOU Raised In "The Truth" or Did You Convert???
by minimus ini was raised a witness.
(so i have some excuse).
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erandir
I was a convertible. But then I realized I left the top down when it rained. So I put the top back up and drove away.
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Aliens are real....
by FreedomFrog inor at least in my dreams.
have you ever had a dream so real that you had to call people or do a search to find out if it was a dream or not?
well, this happened to me.
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erandir
Ok, so now I have to totally put in a plug for the movie Waking Life. Are we living a dream, and the dreams we dream are the reality?
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erandir
nuh uh!
Wal-Mart Saves!
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Tell Us Something We Probably Don't Know About You
by minimus ini'll start.. i love the jerky boys and "prank" candid camera/punked types of humor.. i also love r&b, soul, funk and disco.. now what can you tell us about yourself that we might've never guessed?.
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erandir
Yeah...definitely Closer by NiN
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Tell Us Something We Probably Don't Know About You
by minimus ini'll start.. i love the jerky boys and "prank" candid camera/punked types of humor.. i also love r&b, soul, funk and disco.. now what can you tell us about yourself that we might've never guessed?.
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erandir
I was raised by my mother and grandmother.
May I call you Timothy?Good one, nvr!
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Tell Us Something We Probably Don't Know About You
by minimus ini'll start.. i love the jerky boys and "prank" candid camera/punked types of humor.. i also love r&b, soul, funk and disco.. now what can you tell us about yourself that we might've never guessed?.
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erandir
I can do the rubix cube.
Usually in about a minute and a half.
Pubsinger,
Does this involve disassembling and reassembling the cube? It gets easier the more you do it, ya know.
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Tell Us Something We Probably Don't Know About You
by minimus ini'll start.. i love the jerky boys and "prank" candid camera/punked types of humor.. i also love r&b, soul, funk and disco.. now what can you tell us about yourself that we might've never guessed?.
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erandir
Also, when I go grocery shoping, I hope to find other shopper's abandoned lists. I save them. The best one I found listed: brandy, meat, rat poision.
I hope you never find one of mine. My husband always puts "blow job" on the grocery list and he says, "now we have to make sure we get everything on the list". He thinks it's so funny.I am so glad I read through this whole thread now!
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Aliens are real....
by FreedomFrog inor at least in my dreams.
have you ever had a dream so real that you had to call people or do a search to find out if it was a dream or not?
well, this happened to me.
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erandir
I had a dream yesterday morning about my wife and I touring a small town. We saw several little shops. Each one had a different type of Chihuahua. Cute. Anyway, we decided to get one so. Then I woke up.
Bizarre.