Lumptard

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  Does the WTS create victims???

  by Lumptard in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  now, i'm not talking about victims of child molesters, i'm talking about the seemingly common thought process among jws and x-jws that causes them to beleive that any turn of events that deviates from their idea of how things should happen is caused by something outside themselves.

  is it just me, or do many jws and x-jws tend to put blame on other things/people other than where the blame should fall...themselves or at the very least, circumstances?

  blaming satan for hardships, blaming worldly people for the trouble in the world, blaming the wts for various choices that people are "forced" to make).

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  Now, I'm not talking about victims of child molesters, I'm talking about the seemingly common thought process among JWs and X-JWs that causes them to beleive that any turn of events that deviates from their idea of how things should happen is caused by something outside themselves.

  Is it just me, or do many JWs and X-JWs tend to put blame on other things/people other than where the blame should fall...themselves or at the very least, circumstances? (i.e. blaming satan for hardships, blaming worldly people for the trouble in the world, blaming the WTS for various choices that people are "forced" to make)

  It just seems to me that this is a common thought process for JWs as well as X-JWs...What do you think? Am I being too critical? Are both JWs and X-JWs actually victims?
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  Who would you have loved to have as neighbour in the new system?

  by JH in

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  2. friends

  since so many people will resurrect, jw and non jw's who would you have liked to have as neighbour for eternity?

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  Hunter S. Thompson....though I doubt he'd be resurrected.
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  Thoughts About "Filler" and Fufilled Preaching

  by metatron in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so, what are they going to fill the "public" watchtower with?

  they already have enough trouble filling the awake with sarong.

  wrapping, interesting bugs and breezy articles on natural science.

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  I heard from a little birdy that they're planning on having centerfolds......skirts 2" above the knee...whooo...gettin risque'
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  Happy Chinese New Year!!

  by NewYork44M in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  who knew that today is the chinese new year?

  and what are you going to do to celebrate?.

  going to eat chinese tonight.. .

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  I'm gonna drink 'till my face turns red!!!
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  Relationships With Witnesses or ExJWs----Are They Easy To Deal With??

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  most of us are either exjws or on the way out.

  how are your relationships affected by those that never were witnesses?

  if you're married or dating someone that never was a jw, is it difficult?

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  It really caused some tension early on, but my never-was-a-JW girlfriend understands my position and is supportive. It was the in-between part that was the problem...before I figured out what I really thought about the witnesses.
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  How Is Your Heart?

  by Qcmbr in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  "how is your heart?

  the heart, nevertheless, is intricately connected with the brain by the nervous system and is well supplied with sensory nerve endings.

  the sensations of the heart are recorded on the brain.

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  Funny, and at the same time..........................not.
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  The New Watchtower Arrangement and Breakfast Cereal

  by OUTLAW in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in the near future there will be a watchtower that only jw`s can read.what you don`t know is,only jehovah`s witness`s with secret "decoder rings" can read it.....as many of you know,all dead jehovah`s witness`s are being sent to the wbt$.some will be stuffed and sent back to kindom halls.this will help bring up meeting attendance.the rest are being used in the new wbt$ breakfast cereal "dub puffs"..jehovah`s witness`s can get thier secret "decoder ring" by sending in 6 box tops from the new wbt$ breakfast cereal "dub puffs" and thier first born..buy "dub puffs" by the box or by the case..be the first to be able to read the watchtower in your kingdom hall!

  !...outlaw

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  It's people! DUB PUFFS IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!....sorry, just finished watching Soylent Green
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  To all active Jehovah’s Witnesses!

  by Rooster in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  to all active jehovahs witnesses.

  if jesus returns tomorrow and starts judgement day what will you say to the following?.

  here is the christ, or, there!

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  Jesus would need to ask questions?
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  The next big change... my prediction

  by No Apologies in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  with all the talk about the new watchtower format, i thought i would throw out an idea i had recently, on how the tower could solve its current cash flow problem.. .

  its very evident that they do have a serious problem with declining income, and that the real cause of this was the switch to the donation arrangement.

  although at the time, it seemed like a smart move that would avoid the nightmare and expense of paying taxes, its clear to see that it has had an impact on the bottom line.

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  If they sold the lit. to the R&F, then they could no longer denounce other religions for trying to get money out of their adherants.
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  The Secret Vasectomy

  by Nosferatu in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  got this experience from another message board.... ==========================================================.

  from craigslist.

  i'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago:.

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  AAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!......FACED!!!!.....that's so freakin' funny