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  Golden Age = In Paradise we will fly around like Superman!!! Cool!!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  gold.

  age aug 25 1926 p.751 "negative gravitation...you may have wondered how accidents will be avioded in christs kingdom, since we are told nothing will hurt or destroy.

  scientists tell us there is enough atomic energy in one finger-nail to propell a battleship.

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  Oh crap! I'm falling! Well let me just break down my fingernail into its basic atomic elements and begin fusing the atoms together. But first I need to generate enough energy to compress and heat the atoms enough to overcome the electrostatic force, then contain, and control the reaction, and convert the energy from the nuclear reaction to kenetic energy to slow my fall! Easy as pie. O_o
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  Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

  by Jim_TX in

  1. social
  2. humour

  amazingly simple home remedies.

  1. if you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.

  simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto.

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  Number 8 is the best rule ever.
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  "Don't Sing That Song!!!"

  by tan in

  1. social
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  were there any "wordly" songs you weren't allowed to sing as a child?.

  two that come to mind:.

  land down under by men at work -- my mom thought that they were talking about "hell" .

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  I'll be captain obvious and say "The Star Spangled Banner".
  
  Also, I remember there were these kids that would wear those demonized WASP, Slayer, and Metallica t-shirts, scary!
  
  The Christmas songs in chorus.
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  Starting your own church.....

  by oldflame in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if you could start a church of your own, what kind of church would it be ?.

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  mine would be absolutely non judgemental .

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  A Church to the FSM, and instead of a suit and tie everyone would have to wear pirate outfits.
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  You know you're going to get old - do you take better care of yourself?

  by truthseeker in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the wt has pulled the carpet from under the dubs feet again and again concerning the nearness of armageddon.

  now that you know you're getting older, do you look after your health more?

  do you try to stay looking young?

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  Everyone tells me I look younger than I am, that can be a mixed blessing of sorts at times. I do try to take care of myself, the condos/townhomes I live at has a small fitness room which I make use of 3x a week. As I do get older I notice I have to watch what I eat more since the pounds seem to add up more easily, so it's usually Subway for dinner on the evenings I work 3-11 these days.
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  Setting a shopping mall booth for preaching? Is that the newest trend?

  by divejunkie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i saw it for the first time.

  in a very pricy shopping center in an upscale area, these two witnesses couples had a booth, very similar to those for cellphones, and they were trying to attract people to it and passing out magazines and other literature.

  after the shock, i got to thinking: .

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  Ha, so does just having a Watchtower in the vicinity count as a witness now?
  
  "Sorry, you glanced at an "Awake!" for .23 seconds at the Mall View Mall on Aug 13, 2007 at 2:24pm. You're bird food!" - Jehovah
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  Are you a CRACKED POT?

  by Terry in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  are you a cracked pot?.

  that may be the best indication of why you have/don't have the urge to worship!.

  worship is man's natural reaction to god...if...god has made him a certain way.. otherwise, the man who experiences no reaction to god (or a negative one) is a vessal made for destruction.. in romans 9 paul goes on an on about god being like a potter who makes some pots that aren't worth keeping and other pots that are worth using.. we are one pot or the other!.

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  Go about their broken-pottedness, lol, yeah that's me alright going about my broken-pottedness.
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  The coolest picture I have ever seen.

  by sweetface2233 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the camels you see are not the camels, themselves, but their shadows!

  it took me a while to find them, but i did.. .

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  Took me a bit, but I see them now, neat.
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  Setting a shopping mall booth for preaching? Is that the newest trend?

  by divejunkie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i saw it for the first time.

  in a very pricy shopping center in an upscale area, these two witnesses couples had a booth, very similar to those for cellphones, and they were trying to attract people to it and passing out magazines and other literature.

  after the shock, i got to thinking: .

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  I wouldn't be surprised if it's just an out holying the Jonses thing so they can be a "fine example" at the assemblies.
  
  Never seen it before myself, but I try not to pay attention to the booths in the mall.
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  The anthem of Demons

  by Frequent_Fader_Miles in

  1. jw
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  why is it that everything seems to be demonized to a jw?

  seems to be speaking in tongues she said.

  the way i know it, is that the song's original title was supposed to be "in the garden of eden", but the guy was sooo drunk at the time, that he was only able to muster up "in-a-gadda-da-vida".

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  Fear is an excellent means of control.