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  Confused!!

  by KCM in

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  2. friends

  have only just started posting on here.

  read everyone elses though ... :-).

  as some of you may know, i've just got my divorce through.

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  DJK

  I went thru a period with no freinds and I picked up a tip from someone else. Wear a smile. It made a big difference. Welcome to the board
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  Jesus

  by Zico in

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  2. beliefs

  if he came back tomorrow, would he be allowed to do talks, or would he have to shave his beard off first?

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  Men in clean white coats will come and take him away. ha ha he he

  Can you imagine the reaction of even the strongest believers?
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  Tech support

  by DJK in

  1. social
  2. humour

  dear tech support:.

  last year i upgraded from girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0. i soon noticed that.

  i'm thinking about going back to girlfriend 7.0. , but the uninstall doesn't work on wife 1.0.. .

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  Dear Tech Support:
  
  Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
  the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
  space and valuable resources.
  
  In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
  monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football
  5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6
  
  I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
  other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0
  , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
  
  
  Please help!
  
  Thanks,
  Troubled User.....
  
  
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  REPLY:
  Dear Troubled User:
  
  This is a very common problem that men often complain about.
  
  Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
  just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
  SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
  impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is
  impossible to uninstall, or purge, the program files from the system once
  installed.
  
  You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
  allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony-Child
  Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
  situation. I suggest installing the background application Yes Dear 2.7 to
  alleviate your program problems.
  
  The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because
  ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
  will return to normal anyway.
  
  Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance! Wife
  1.0 does come with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,
  Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2
  
  However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause
  the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happens, the only
  way to improve the
  
  performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
  Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0
  
  WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
  Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
  irreversible damage to the operating system!
  
  Best of luck,
  Tech Support
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  Going but will be back

  by ex-nj-jw in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  good morning everyone,.

  i'll be on vacation in sunny florida starting tomorrow for 1 whole week .

  this will be my first official vacation in 2 years and yes i deserve it!!!!!.

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  DJK

  Make it the best vacation you ever had.
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  Is this where I went wrong in my marriage?!

  by deeskis in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  just got this email of a magazine article from 1955. .

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  DJK

  A stepford wife?
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  Just how honest are you?

  by ButtLight in

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  2. friends

  lets say you go throught the bank drive through, and cash a check.

  they give you an extra hundred bucks.........would you tell them?

  (i have to admit, i didnt, and felt guilty).

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  I found three rings in a baggie. Wedding band, engagemnet ring and a mothers ring. I placed a found ad in the paper and they were id'd the next day. When I returned them the lady gave me a kiss and a check for 500$. I would have settled for the kiss, but she insisted on the reward.
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  Please help our children

  by purplesofa in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a child died in the past week of a tooth that got infected.

  on his school bus coming home from school.

  another child died from an infection that started from a tooth.......the mother needed $80 to get the tooth pulled.

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  DJK

  Signed and forwarded to many friends. Keep up the good work, all.
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  Parents Jailed for Sadistic Abuse

  by Crumpet in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  parents jailed for sadistic abuse thursday february 8, 04:53 pm.

  a sadistic couple have been jailed for a total of 22 years for the abuse of their three-year-old disabled daughter.

  middlesex guildhall crown court heard they forced her to sleep naked in a locked toilet during a catalogue of "revolting cruelty".

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  DJK

  These people are worse than the slime that lives under scum.
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  Girl was raped in Adventist Church during the cult! (Brazil)

  by rosa in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  in southern brazilian city of joinville a 2 years-old girl was raped in a seven day adventist church during the cult!

  the girl died after the rape.

  this case was march 3 and now i receive more information about it.

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  DJK

  Very sad. This was done by a very sick monster.
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  I have some very good news...

  by Abandoned in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ...but i can't say anything more right now.

  still, it's amazingly, wonderfully, ain't the sky a gorgeous shade of blue today kind of news.

  wish me luck... .

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  DJK

  Look at like this, this is page seven and seven is a lucky number. Are you ready to tell us yet.