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  Next get together in Toronto!!! :-)

  by peterstride in

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  hi gang, .

  to make it easier for the out of towners (especially the ones driving in from the us), how does everyone feel about having our next get together on a saturday...say saturday, august 18th, starting at 4pm?

  (i'll be working on the 11th and the 25th...).

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  To the Jezebel Club:

  Sheesh, I don't know what's the matter with you girls! I mention some perfectly respectable butlering, and suddenly I'm a slave boy to the Quartetto Dominatrices!

  Well, let me tell you, ladies, this Orangutan may be quiet and mild on the outside, but there's still a forever wild and untamed interior, and no woman (or women) will ever have me as a slave. And if you try, the fur will fly, and it won't just be my fur, if ya know what I mean!

  Indeed, I may have to turn the tables, in which case I could find myself the recipient of four fine new slavettes. Whatcha think to that?

  Expatbrit, off to locate his tape of "Conan the Barbarian"
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  Next get together in Toronto!!! :-)

  by peterstride in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hi gang, .

  to make it easier for the out of towners (especially the ones driving in from the us), how does everyone feel about having our next get together on a saturday...say saturday, august 18th, starting at 4pm?

  (i'll be working on the 11th and the 25th...).

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  Had Enough:

  You're not coming? Oh how quickly clouds of disappointment obscure the sunshine of life!

  We'll miss ya! Bloody well don't let having a life get in the way again!

  Expatbrit

  p.s. Pierced Angel, can I have Had Enough's treat?
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  WATCHING THE WORLD GO DOWN

  by You Know in

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  "all things are continuing exactly the same as from creation's beginning" is the thinking attributed to those ridiculers of christ's presence.

  because the sign of christ's invisible presence must be accepted on faith and faith is not a possession of all people, faithless ones are willfully blinded to the evidence that the system is nearing its hour of judgment.

  in this the 2nd week of august 2001, the evidence steadily mounts that apostate ridiculers of jehovah's word are very badly mistaken and about to be spanked with a very large paddle.

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  Does anyone have a good recipe for dindon a'la flambe'?

  Expatbrit
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  EEEEwwww...What is it with British Art?

  by bboyneko in

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  these are toys just released in the us inspired by british filmmaker clive barker (hellraiser).

  those are some of the tamer ones.

  i doubt youll see these in most mainstream toy stores.

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  Yeah well all modern art is crap.

  Here's a couple of my favourite pieces of British art from a local lad to where I grew up:

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  Much more restful!

  Expatbrit
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  Next get together in Toronto!!! :-)

  by peterstride in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hi gang, .

  to make it easier for the out of towners (especially the ones driving in from the us), how does everyone feel about having our next get together on a saturday...say saturday, august 18th, starting at 4pm?

  (i'll be working on the 11th and the 25th...).

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  Naeblis:

  Please note that I have first dibs on Shakespeare, although I prefer quoting the sonnets to dewy-eyed maidens such as Had Enough rather than coarse jollities to busboys.

  I may be prepared to allow some latitude in this, so long as you lend me your buxom female for some Shakespearean practice. "how do I love thee? Let me count the ways blah blah"

  Expatbrit
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  Truth hurts

  by Decidedly_Unsure in

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  i can't believe it's all a sham!

  remember before i was baptized, i wondered onto a hostile site and felt a sickening dread, when i confronted the sister who studied with me she reassured me that i shouldn't worry, all the stuff on those sites are written by bitter outcasts who have nothing constructive to offer, "after all", she said, ""did you ever read anything upbuilding there?

  " well, here i am baptized, back on the net 4 years later and wham!!

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  Unsure:

  All their writings simply criticize and tear down! Nothing is upbuilding.

  Yes, most of the writing of what the WT calls "apostates" is critical of the WT. Obviously, to them that will not be viewed as upbuilding. But it depends on your relative position doesn't it. Reading confirmation that the reasons I stopped participating were valid was very upbuilding to me from my point of view, since it confirmed the correctness of my decision.

  Tell me, how much of the WT's own writing do you think is critical of other religions and any non-JW organisation? Read any magazine and you will see many non-upbuilding articles that tear down non-WT organisations.

  It simply depends on your point of view.

  Expatbrit
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  Where Would You Live?

  by Stephanus in

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  thought sparked by another thread where i said i'd move to the us if i won the lottery: if you could move wherever you liked in the world (in this fantasy, all your material, intellectual, emotional and spiritual needs are taken care of so that you can make this move), where would it be, and what would be the basis for your decision?.

  q: how do you know a dub loyal to "jehovah's organisation" is lying?.

  a: their lips are moving.

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  If all my needs were taken care of then I wouldn't live anywhere!

  I'd be a free roving traveller. There's so many great places to see and experience if you have the means, so why limit yourself to just one or two?

  Expatbrit
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  My Story******Short Version!

  by think41self in

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  i was raised a poor white child in the deep south...ok, florida, where i still am.

  i was the typical slightly self righteous witness, miss goody goody, left school at 16 to pioneer, which i did for 4 years, met a guy and married him.

  he had 2 kids from a previous marriage and we had 2 kids of our own.

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  So are any, like, English butler / amateur masseuse types required at this women's bash?

  Just curious. You know. Being helpful, like.

  Expatbrit
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  hello?

  by ballistic in

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  just thought i'd ask if anyone was from england?

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  Hi Ballistic:

  I'm from England, but now live in Toronto, Canada. Welcome to the board, and just ignore the foreigners, they don't know what they're missing.

  Oh and Slayer, how come you're such an expert on how English people smell? You been sniffing around me again? Gerroff!!!

  Expatbrit
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  The Good Wife's Guide (circa 1955)

  by closer2fine in

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  ... http://communities.msn.com/exjdub/fun.msnw?action=showphoto&photoid=3.

  my husband sent this to me it had circulated the company a few times - some of the previous email titles for it were:.

  "how to make your marriage work" .

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  expatbrit

  I've seen this. My title for it is: "I gave this to my wife. Has anyone seen my testicles?"

  Expatbrit