Hey Dude, at their next meeting wear a dracula costume w/fangs and all. Hand out candy to all the kids while drinking a 40 ounce, while groping all the sisters.
That way they can see that you are still normal.
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You Are Much Too Harsh About The Watchtower Society
by The wanderer in<!-- .style1 { font-family: arial; font-size: 18px; } .style2 { font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; } .style3 {color: #ff0000} .style4 {font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: italic; } --> you are much too harsh about the watchtower societysince you were, little we did our best to raise you.
you always received good.
grades in school; we always did our best to feed, clothe and give you every-.
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In my old congregation one of our prominent pioneers was a drunk and didn't hide it. The elders knew. We had a alcohol problem period.
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Is the information the same at all assemblies?
by I quit! inthe anti-school rhetoric was very strong, stronger than i've seen it in a decade.
one particularly galling interview took place with this 19-year-old girl who went against her parents' wishes for her to go to college, spurning the money that they'd saved for her out of their want--they were not a rich family but scrimped and saved enough to send their daughter to school anyways, obviously foregoing pleasures and comforts for her.
she "prayed to jehovah for a month.
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Depending on the part some hardliners can push the no--college agenda more. Some progressives will recommend supplemental education to like minded witnesses. As long as you are not dealing with a cookie cutter outline you always have some room for personal agenda. All conventions have outlines and some not--so outlines
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Bring your own food
by Nulite indid jesus set a pattern for large scale convention set up, when he basically had everyone come to the convention--3000 then 5000, but he would provide all the food.
just show up i will feed you.. it seems that was the pattern followed by the j-dubs for years.
then a few years back we all know what happened.
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Did Jesus set a pattern for large scale convention set up, when he basically had everyone come to the convention--3000 then 5000, but he would provide all the food. Just show up I will feed you.
It seems that was the pattern followed by the J-Dubs for years. Then a few years back we all know what happened. I know there were issues with vendors and the like but come-on if you are out of town, how are you gonna fed 8 hungry violent kids.
I don't go any more but i want my cheese danish and fruit basket.
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Theodore Jaracz was the keynote speaker at my convention...
by under_believer inwe just had our convention at the memorial colosseum in portland, or.
good old teddyj was our keynote speaker.
i can tell you right now that the ol' boy's still alive and kicking.
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Thanks for the info. Bloviating, that's Teddy.
The district convention starting line-up: Teenager who happily turns down college. Wife and kids who don't understand until daddy beats their ass. Old huff with 10 diseases who never missses meeting or field service. 10 minute prayer. Kid or women in high heels who falls over balcony and or down 20 flights of steps. Strange worldly man being chased by the attendants. 500 pound baptism candidate. Chain of boring speakers. And the drama where the brothers can't wait their turn to perform in drag.
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30 Minute Public Talk-CONFIRMED
by stillajwexelder ini can confirm (as there seems to be some doubt) at the service meeting last night during the item about the new watchtower, a letter was read by the po.
the public talk is to be 30 minutes long.
this is to allow for more association and ministry.. lengthy negative introductions about the state of the system of things/deep last days etc are to be heavily curtailed.
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Hey stillajwexelder reveal your source. lol. I see your original post was on 7/18/07, very nice. I got off the phone with my source at bethel after morning worship on the 19th and posted right away. You evidently have a source in the service department. I thought my post was the first--wrong.
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Dirty Field Service Moments
by saywhat29 inhey everybody!.
i thought it would be fun to share some of your nasty/funniest/embarrassing/messed up/dirty field service stories- witnesses get off on driving around and sharing their stories with each other since... they usually have nothing else in common with the people they are driving around in field service with- but field service itself.. and you know i'm right, driving around listening to brother and sister so-and-so tell you about their amazing study.. who will never ever step inside of a kingdum hall in their lives (smart folks i have to say).
so here's one of mine- a favorite:.
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I had a really good return visit that I thought was a black woman with really big hands. Turns out one day it forgot to shave. Freaked me out. I was like 18. The lover was a village people looking biker guy (white w/mustache). They were really cool people. Turns out the black guy was a transexual. Naked people at door stories happen all the time with my friends...
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How Would You or Did You Leave The Organization??
by minimus inby choice, with a little help from the elders, faded slowly, disassociated????
how'd you get out?
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Switched congregations. Told the new elders that they would not see me much and pretty much did a complete fade. I mail in my bogus service report every month for geo-political reasons. That keeps them quiet. My family is still on it and we are slowly giving everyone time to adjust to our new found freedom without the apostate label. This way the brainwashed relatives won't completely freak out.
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public talk will be cut to 30 minutes in the near future (January)?
by Nulite injust got off the phone with an old bethel connection.
the public talk will soon be cut to 30 minutes.
the outlines will stay the same.
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I agree OnTheWayOut
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public talk will be cut to 30 minutes in the near future (January)?
by Nulite injust got off the phone with an old bethel connection.
the public talk will soon be cut to 30 minutes.
the outlines will stay the same.
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I've spoken with some individuals who are livid that the School/Service meeting are not shortened. They say we don't need the Sunday meeting cut, what about those long Thursday nights and the kids having school the next day. What about the people who have to work, no real logic or consideration.
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