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  Atheists at it again

  by Rex B13 in

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  the site changed but the atheist proseletyzing continues.

  isn't it odd how our two norwigs compliment each other in their attacks on god and the bible?

  well, simon, you now have the honor of hosting a platform for the true apostates to spew their anti-god venom.. this kind of thing is sadly typical of those who leave the wts.

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  Dub-dub,

  You said:

  : The site changed but the atheist proseletyzing continues.

  You know that I'm not an atheist, and you should know that atheists are not interested in converts? What's the PAYOFF for any atheist to get a convert? Eternal salvation from GOD? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! They don't believe that stuff you big dummy!

  : Isn't it odd how our two Norwigs compliment each other in their attacks on God and the Bible? Well, Simon, you now have the honor of hosting a platform for the TRUE apostates to spew their anti-God venom.

  Does it not bother your conscience in the least that those people you NOW vilify and pour your hatred towards were the very people who helped you see that facts that finally led to your own Exodus from Watchtower Life?

  Did you you actually thank them for helping you make that decision? NO! You now attempt to crucify them because of your new-found faith.

  Have you no shame, man?

  I've watchted you for years. We've wittenn to each other. I've always encouraged you to follow your heart. I didn't know that your heart was made of stucco. You can still redeem yourself, but if you want to be a Christian you simply must quit being an absolute dickhead. That's a nicely as I can put it.

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  Complement a Poster

  by Black Man in

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  here's your chance to complement a poster whose posts make you think, make you mad, make you laugh, make you cry.

  i usually find something that i dig in everybody's post around these parts.

  but i'll single out some peeps in particular.

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  TR,

  : I crap my pants laughing when I read your stories, Farkel.

  I have to crap my pants writing half the stuff I write. I crap my pants doing research on stuff. Those who do research on JW stuff crap their pants, too. One cannot research WT stuff and NOT crap their pants. If they don't, they ain't right. Those who never do any research never crap their pants. So, I guess all of this means "follow the crap" because the WTS lies are hidden in all that crap. It is not a pretty sight. It's messy work, but someone has to do it! Bring lots of toilet paper, though and be prepared to use it!.

  Farkel, who simply must take a big dump right now.....
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  More of me!!!

  by VeniceIT in

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  hahhahaha well i knew after a few of the other posts that would get your attention hahhahahha!!!!

  !ok i know you guys are gonna think i need to stop watching movies hahha!!!

  tonight i watched cast away.

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  jst2laws,

  If you go to WA, I will go to WA. I know who the people are and where it is. Besides, I need a reason to see my two youngest children in Vancouver, Wa!

  Let me know, ok? I will play Mozart or Chopin for you and your wife.

  Farkel
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  Newby on board

  by Sincere in

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  i have been lurking for a while and thought it time to post.. i am aware of many of the names from the old h2o days and it is a. pleasure to see you again.. briefly, i come from south africa.

  stepped aside as an elder 3 years.

  ago and am still 'associated' for the sake of my family, but inactive.

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  Welcome sincere,

  I'm Farkel, the resident junk-yard dog. Anything I can do to mess up people who mess with you will be my pleasure.

  Thank you for being here and please speak freely, because I'm probably joking about the junk-yard dog stuff. Probably.

  Farkel
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  Fools Rush in Where Angel's Fear to Tread...

  by Farkel in

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  i made my first response to fred hall in quite a while today, and attempted to make some humor out of what he wrote.

  that does not take much effort, by the way.. : did anyone saw the montel williams show two days ago?.

  now, anyone who finished fourth grade can see the simple grammatical error that little freddie boy made here, so i made some light of it:.

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  noidea,

  : He can check with his Psychologists to see what is wrong with you.

  They already have their hands full with him.

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  i just had my meeting with the ELDERS !!!!

  by jurs in

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  hey everyone ,.

  i'm high as a kite.

  it went awesome !!!!

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  jurs,

  Good stuff! I admire your courage in standing up to Elders who are used to making all the rules and asking all the questions! If there were more like you, the WTS would quickly reform! Great work!

  They will probably still fuck you up, BTW. That's the bad news. Too many of them don't care about "truth", they just care about defending what they call the "Truth."

  The difference between the two truths I just mentioned is subtle, but the one that carries the LIE is the one that starts with a capital letter.

  Beware of any "truth" that starts with a capital letter. It becomes deified at that point and hence becomes very dangerous to your health and your life.

  Farkel
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  Fools Rush in Where Angel's Fear to Tread...

  by Farkel in

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  i made my first response to fred hall in quite a while today, and attempted to make some humor out of what he wrote.

  that does not take much effort, by the way.. : did anyone saw the montel williams show two days ago?.

  now, anyone who finished fourth grade can see the simple grammatical error that little freddie boy made here, so i made some light of it:.

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  I made my first response to Fred Hall in quite a while today, and attempted to make some humor out of what he wrote. That does not take much effort, by the way.

  : Did anyone saw the Montel Williams show two days ago?

  Now, anyone who finished fourth grade can see the simple grammatical error that little Freddie Boy made here, so I made some light of it:

  : I did. My TV blew up right in my face when I did it. I should have unplugged it first, but I did cut into two perfect halves. I used a SawsAll. Maybe I should have used a SkillSaw. I don't have a SkillSaw, so that is probably my problem.

  : It was a kind of messy experiment, though. Now I have to get a new TV. But I did saw that show. Really!

  : Farkel

  Then guess who pops out of nowhere? It's that person who cannot make a good argument, that person who blew into this board and Fred Hall's thread with all his bluster and attempted to bamboozle us all! That person who sees gooks around every corner and all the gooks are spying on him/it!
  
  It is none other than the master of information himself (ahem!), the honorable and wise:
  

  Treborr Jones, himself!

  
  He said, in his infinite wisdom:

  : Farkel are you suffering from a confidence problem? Inferiority complex maybe? Putting Fred down make you feel better?

  That's one of those complex questions in logic, like "do you sill beat your wife?" It's also a near false dilemma. But nonetheless, it doesn't address my actual comments to Fred Hall.

  : No need for such aggression towards him.

  Who drew first blood, dummy?

  : Psychologists say this is a sign of a small penis. Is this your problem Farkel?
  
  Yes, I do have a small penis, but I have a big mind. Too bad you MAY have a big penis and a yet it is obvious you DO have puny mind. You have the advantage over me, though if you are telling the truth about your penis. You still have the ability to have both a big penis and a big mind. But I suspect you are quite happy with just having a big penis and a pathetic mind. Sigh. God gave you your penis. Your mind depends upon how much you want to work it and God ain't a gonna help you there. Stay with working on your penis. It takes a lot less effort than working your mind.

  What was your comment about me being "out of my league?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  Farkel
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  Complement a Poster

  by Black Man in

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  here's your chance to complement a poster whose posts make you think, make you mad, make you laugh, make you cry.

  i usually find something that i dig in everybody's post around these parts.

  but i'll single out some peeps in particular.

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  Prisca,

  : I've only been mentioned once, but that's ok. I have been thanked privately in the past, so I know I'm still loved!

  When your so-called "enemies" love you, then you know you are really loved. The battles are the battles, but that has nothing to do with anything but the battles themselves.

  You ARE loved, and (don't tell anyone else this), but I love you. I love you for having the courage to speak your convictions, even if I don't always agree with them. As dubs we could NEVER have free-wheeling arguments and discussions. I love you for breaking free of that crap that imprisoned us and being yourself and freely speaking what you feel is right.

  I you ever say I said all of this, I will deny every word of it!

  Farkel
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  Complement a Poster

  by Black Man in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here's your chance to complement a poster whose posts make you think, make you mad, make you laugh, make you cry.

  i usually find something that i dig in everybody's post around these parts.

  but i'll single out some peeps in particular.

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  Hippikon,

  : When I grow up I want to be just like you.

  That would be a big mistake. I advise against it. You're too nice to go that path!

  Farkel
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  Complement a Poster

  by Black Man in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here's your chance to complement a poster whose posts make you think, make you mad, make you laugh, make you cry.

  i usually find something that i dig in everybody's post around these parts.

  but i'll single out some peeps in particular.

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  Hippikon,

  : Sob Sob No one appreciates me Sob Sob

  Hey! I think I read one of your posts!

  Farkel