Adam and Eve were not only adults ... but ... perfect adults. We can't even conceive of the idea of perfection. We are thousands of years down the road from it.
As for the shiny red ball in the corner ... a better analogy is if there is a shiny red ball in each corner ... but do not touch a certain one.
God deserves our worship. We deserve love and respect from our children. We are humans on earth ... God is a Spirit creature in heaven.