Posts by ilovegravy

if a new policy arose stating that everyone could return and start afresh, would you ever think about returning----especially if you had family and friends in that would now talk to you again?

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ilovegravy

No way. On medical grounds I`m a diagnosed pyromaniac and have a restraining order keeping me from approaching within 200 yards of a congo. Although I could give it a go...

Uncle Gravy

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Whats your favourite word?

by ilovegravy in

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apart from gravy, my favourite word is:.

moist.... .

uncle gravy.

ilovegravy

Yo Crumpet...

With having 7several years in the motor trade, you`ll be fimiliar with another word;;

Flange

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Whats your favourite word?

by ilovegravy in

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apart from gravy, my favourite word is:.

moist.... .

uncle gravy.

ilovegravy

Apart from gravy, my favourite word is:

Moist...

Uncle Gravy

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JUST FOR FUN: Pranks you've played (computer or other)

by SnakesInTheTower in

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so the post from firenbandits http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/134960/1.ashx and the subsequent story reply had me thinking this would be a fun thread.. to start, i've copied a couple of the replies that were on that thread that had me dying laughing....and then one of my own.

what's the greatest prank you pulled or you seen pulled on someone (or pulled on you?)...

hope this brings smiles and lots of replies..... snakesinthetower (of the prankster sheep .

ilovegravy

Cling-film over the toilet bowl is a great wheeze

Uncle Gravy

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Women and Men....Can they be 'just good friends'........

by fifi40 in

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i regularly talk to a poster on this board via the pm system...............mainly because i like his mind.......today he suggested in reply to something i had said that basically men and women dont do friendship.........he asked the question 'why do people even bother with each other if they dont fancy each others intimacy?

'...............not that he was suggesting this about us.........but i am just wondering what you lot think.. it has been my experience to have some wonderful men friends...........i love mens company and their conversation..........now i am wondering if all those 'mates' were/are after something else............well not really........i am pretty sure at least some of them arent.. so whats your view/experience.........can men and women just be good friends.. oh and to my friend who i pm.........this is not a criticism of you.........i am interested in what others experiences are..........and i will give you a big kiss (on the cheek) one day when i see ya to make up for it.......... fi.

ilovegravy

Fifi...They need to boot horse face off the apprentice....She is a moose!!!

Booooooooooo Hissssssssssssssss

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X MS, Elders, COs., and DOs.....your thoughts?

by restrangled in

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i wonder how it strikes you when you read of those facing or have faced one of your tribunals?.

as x men in charge, how do you feel reading the pain and panic here?.

r..

ilovegravy

Speaking as an ex MS, I can only say that I pulled my own plug before I would sell my soul to the grown ups in the wendy house at Crooklyn and even consider climbing the greasy pole higher up. To me the higher you got the less of an identity you had. .

As an MS we where the poor mans elder if you like. But I was always able to do my own thing, to push the envolope so to speak. I just didnt give a f*ck really what anyone thought of me, but towed the company line when appropriate if you know what I mean. So I tried the untryable just to see what responde I would get.

I was amazed I was actually made up. Maybe they where desperate. Or maybe they just realised that everyone need a little gravy in their lives lol

Uncle Gravy.

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Question. Whats the OFFICIAL definition of an apostate?

by ilovegravy in

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ive no real dilemma about this, but since ive grown up in "the truth" the word apstate has always been used to describe those who burn crosses on the lawn, hold black masses and drink the blood of innocent virgins.

you know the type.

however, since ive faded over the last 6 months or so i was wondering what the official line on apostacy was.. i`m not concerned about them df ing me, ive sent a letter of da in anyway, but the the r&f would i be considered an apostate if anyone came on this site and recognised me?.

ilovegravy

Ive no real dilemma about this, but since Ive grown up in "the truth" the word apstate has always been used to describe those who burn crosses on the lawn, hold black masses and drink the blood of innocent virgins. You know the type. However, since Ive faded over the last 6 months or so I was wondering what the official line on apostacy was.

I`m not concerned about them DF ing me, Ive sent a letter of DA in anyway, but the the R&F would I be considered an apostate if anyone came on this site and recognised me?

Ps I was in a supermarket last night and someone from the local congo I knew was coming towards me, dropped her basket with shopping in walked out of the store. I think word must have got out already...lol

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NOT AGAIN! That's right folks, once again we are now 'very close' 2 the end

by needproof in

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i have received word that we are now 'very, very close'.

at the sunday meeting, according to my trusted source, the speaker actually said that 'it is no longer years, nor months - yet weeks and days'.

so they need you back, now!

ilovegravy

Well thats proof positive for me then. Lokks like I`ll be going back tonight....

Oh whats that I hear....Is that the sound of hell freezing over???

Uncle Gravy