A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she said. "I look in the mirror and see an old woman. But there is a bright spot, the doctor told me today I have the breasts of a twenty year old woman.
"Ha," her husband snorted , "but what about that fifty year old ass of yours!"
The wife replied calmly, "Dear, your name never came up."
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