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  Act now!! The time left is reduced. Time is running out

  by StoneWall in

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  i just heard a few commercials on t.v.

  that made me flashback to how we were taught and trained in the org.. when i compare the two now there are so many similarities.

  both of them seem nothing more than sales pitches.. to try and get people motivated to buy their products that some would normally not think twice about even.

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  Billy Mays could have sold the hell out of the last days...........oompa
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  Ex jw wife

  by sspo in

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  i find it interesting that i posted about 16 days ago concerning whether i should write a letter and.

  allow my ex wife to be free and marry.. saturday night she called out of the blue ( maybe there is a god upthere looking down) after 3 years of not talking to her and she wants to meets.. we met last night and after small talk about how we are both doing and family stuff, she asked me if i would write a letter.

  freeing her or releasing her from our marriage without admitting adultery, since i don't believe in the bible anymore,.

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  She can date and remarry without DF and without a letter from you. Some elders will take her word for it...esp after three years, and the onus would be on you to come forward and deny it, although she can claim you are lying, and they can absolve themselves from the situation since nobody really knows unless they see you humping or get a fun video. Or they could do a "stakeout" and just see you alone with a chick go in your house or hotel.

  Or you can have sex with her whether she wants to or not since in WT eyes you guys are still married...just kidding...think about it...if you guys are still married in wt/gods eyes then you are the head and she must be submissive and the weaker vessel!...could be a good poontang opportunity if you are backed up a bit....lol......but then you could deny it since two witnesses are needed to prove it.....lmao..........oompa

  i wonder what she would think about WT rules if you took advantage of her "rendering her dues"???
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  what was the worst advice you were ever given

  by rockmehardplace in

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  i was that one way to increase my field service time for me and my wife was by standing at a truck stop and hand out tapes to truckers in the early mornings.

  this is the same lot that is frequented by drug dealers and hookers.

  another time, while studying, i said i did not understand the blood issue.

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  "you really dont need to wear a condom"......oompa
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  Things I learned at the 2009 DC !!!

  by tresdecu in

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  unfortunately i had the "flu" friday and saturday.

  but i made it to the sunday session to make an apperance.. on sunday, i learned that we are,... ready, this is a new one for me :"...on the doorstep of the great tribulation..." so close brothers!

  so close!.

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  oompa

  I got a text from Olin Moyles Ghost straight from the DC which i was fortunate enough to not attend. He said that the speaker had just said the end was "very, very near"........kinda like "at the doorstep"......i wonder if it was the same talk with just a different phrase.......anyhoo.....here is some WT trivia

  In WT there are hundreds of "near the end" and "very near the end".........but only ONE "very, very near" and i remember it stood out to me when i saw it since just two years earlier we kicked to the curb the literal generation of 1914.......i did a pretty extensive WTCD search for any others.......but here is the only one i know of:

  plus there is a funny "may have" kinda apology in this paragraph i highlighted too

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  ***w971/1p.11par.18Let All Glorify Jehovah!***

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  In the early 1920’s, a featured public talk presented by Jehovah’s Witnesses was entitled "Millions Now Living Will Never Die." This may have reflected overoptimism at that time. But today that statement can be made with full confidence. Both the increasing light on Bible prophecy and the anarchy of this dying world cry out that the end of Satan’s system is very, very near! The Memorial report for 1996 shows that 12,921,933 attended, of whom only 8,757 (.068 percent) indicated their heavenly hope by partaking of the emblems.
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  Hi I hope i am welcome

  by cantleave in

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  hi guys and gals,.

  i am a hypocryte.

  brought up in the "truth" but know its not.

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  cantleave.....what effect if any have these responses had on you?.....of course you need to do what you feel is best for you and your family and i hope this forum with help in some way......i hope that you will all be able to remain close no matter what happens.....FAMILY is important and it just too sad that once baptized, they can so destroy members of a family.......oompa

  drain the pool before you let your kids get batpized as minors!!!!
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  Jack Van Impe Ministries

  by truthlover in

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  does anyone know anything about this gent?

  see his program on tv with his wife and he can expound on over 14,000 scriptures.. he also speaks of the nearness of the "lords day" of armageddon, of a final destruction.... is he in line with your thinking??.

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  it cracks me up that he has a live version of "watching the world"........set up all news anchor style.....like it makes it more newworthy and factual........lmao.........oompa

  i bet she was sweatyhot twenty years ago btw...
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  Have you ever written a letter to the WTBS and gotten an answer?

  by gubberningbody in

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  i'm curious..

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  oompa

  always involve your elders before sending the letter....let you know you are sincere in your question..esp if you are like me.....and let them proofread the letter and offer ammendments before you send it.....cuts down on finger pointing and questioning your motive....oompa
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  Have you ever written a letter to the WTBS and gotten an answer?

  by gubberningbody in

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  i'm curious..

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  ya...just once.....and it was a doozy of non-answers........so they were given another chance.....even shorter reply..."nothing to add"...........oompa

  but i also graduated from our Kingdom Ministry School too.........
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  Where black people and white people buy furniturrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre LOL!!

  by WuzLovesDubs in

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  oh my god lolol.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnoymsewnts.

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  I have been showing friends this for weeks!......some get it.....some dont..........i live about 20 minutes from the the reeeeddd house and even shopped there with a black jw buddy of mine there once when he bought a big tv stand!........all the local news channels did a piece on it and dang if the thing did not blow up on utube.....i find it hiliarious!...and i think they are actually getting a ton of shipping orders even though the ad never ran on local tv........toooo funny........oompa

  the comments on utube are the best part....i have read dozens of them and most get it....
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  I was on the PVG and it was an eye opener

  by gubberningbody in

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  you get involved.

  you go to seminars, study up on blood, the history of transfusion medicine, medical ethics, legal cases and the like if you're motivated like i was.

  then it hits you that there is no biblical basis for distinguishing minor blood fractions, that df'ing someone on these grounds are without biblical support and that you're ashamed of the whole thing because the supposed principle of showing respect for life is actually violated by the prohibition.

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  amen gubber......so sad.......oompa