The more I think about it, the more I wish I could go back in time and find the person who introduced the whole JW thing to my family and beat them into an unrecognizable pile of pink goo. Who knows how my life would have turned out of not for that crap!
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DO JWS BELIEVE IN HYPER-EVOLUTION?
by badboy infor there to be such variety of animals,wouldn't their have to be hyper-evolution?.
some animals in the same species have different numbers of chromosomes.. it is reckone that only 6 genetic changes(nucleotide?
) can happen in a generation, otherwise genetic instability would occur..
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Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor? We have millions of species of annoying bugs but so relatively few tasty animals to eat. And usually the more tasty they are, the less of them there are. OK Mr. God of Evolutionary expertise..... please evolve me some air breathing lobsters that I can corral in the back yard and raise like chickens! Hee Hee Hee! Now I'm hungry.
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Go Georgia DAWGs....beat Auburn!
by oppgirl63 inthis will be a big game.
dawg...if your listening...i'll be rooting right along with you.
i'm a crimson tide fan...i always root for them and the team that plays auburn.
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Alas, I will not be watching the game tomorrow. I will be apple picking or some such nonsense with the wife type unit in the North Georgia mountains. <sigh> Oh well, sometimes a man is compelled to go above and beyond for satisfaction of the provider of the nookie.
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Questions From Readers: Hunting/Fishing
by inkling in.
i guess this means you can maim and kill animals all you want, just so long as you don't enjoy it too much.. sorta like being a isrealite warrior who makes a living killing people but yet is commanded to "hate violence".
[inkling].
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I haven't hunted in years because I haven't had a need to or a place to store the meat. But, if opportunity arises and an empty deep freezer awaits, I have no problem thowing a few fish, deer, turkeys, ducks, etc in there for me to eat. I do have just a little problem with people who hunt just for the thrill of the kill. Just like I wouldn't go to the grocery store just to buy a steak so I can mount it above my fireplace, I don't hunt just to use the dead body of the animal I slaughtered as a home decoration.
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If blondes really were that dumb...
by WTWizard inthis brings up a mystery.
there is a long-standing myth about blondes being so dumb.
then, why don't more of them become jehovah's witlesses?
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Personally, I think a woman is attractive no matter what color her hair is. But, I do get just a tad turned off by all of the cookie cutter blondes out there. It's so cliche! Just be you! If you're a real blonde, hey great! If not, that's great, too. Imagine if all of the guys started dyeing their hair blonde? That would be too weird.
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President Bush. He worries me greatly. But, sadly, he is better than any of the democrats they've been throwing out there for the last 10 years or so. The man can't even say the word "nuclear" for cryin' out loud! Leader of the free world and can't even pronounce the word! Still..... if it comes down to Hillary or Any Other Person On The Planet..... I'd probably pick the snail.
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need some advice
by Champion inhi all...always read seldom post.... i was just wondering if anyone has some advice for me in regard to a career.
i have been home raising kids and know would like to re enter the work force.
i took some design classes early on(in my 20's) but never got a degree.
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Many colleges offer night time, weekend and web-based classes. Some even offer special discounts for people like yourself who left the rat race to raise a family and now want to resume your carreer and/or education. Where I work, they actually pay for people's classes. That's the best of both worlds. You can have a job that pays you to work and then pays for you to go to school, too. :)
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If blondes really were that dumb...
by WTWizard inthis brings up a mystery.
there is a long-standing myth about blondes being so dumb.
then, why don't more of them become jehovah's witlesses?
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The reasons that blondes are dumb have to do with being attractive. Most attractive girls, but particularly attractive blond-haired girls are favored from an early age and are told they are pretty. This is reinforced their entire lives by family, friends and strangers. They get treated better simply because of their looks, so they do not have the same reason or motivation to build their intelligence or personality. Their good looks get them better jobs. Don't shoot the messenger; there have been intensive studies to confirm this. I can't remember where I read it, but if I find it I'll follow up with a link.
Now, for my theory as to why blondes may not become witnesses or tend to not stay a witness as long as others..... Maybe because the witnesses prey on people who have little self esteem and either poor or nonexistant networks of friends and family. Most blondes do not suffer with this problem. (see above). They usually have an overabundance of self esteem and an overinflated feeling of worth. They aren't easily preyed on by a group of fringe religious lunatics who shower them with love and attention to gain their favor. Blondes get that from everybody all the time! It's nothing new to them! The trick just doesn't work. And I think blondes might tend to leave the witnesses in droves because it is BORING! After all, blondes have more fun! Plus, they can attract a much wealthier husband outside of the witnesses because most witness men are dead beat poor people because they have no self esteem or education.
By the way, I started out life as a redhead, but I'm pretty much blonde now. And no, I was never showered with attention because I am fat. And male. Plus, now I'm balding. Life sucks. Oh, if only I were a hot, skinny blonde chick. Life would be so grand..... Hee Hee.
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Is there new information coming out on the generation?
by okiesooner1966 inhey,.
i was talking to my mom the other day and she said they have new information the generation topic.
i asked her if it was about the 1914 fiasco and all she said was she had something for me to read next time i see her.
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I know about lights. For instance, when the light changes colors, you either hit the gas or hit the brakes. When the "light" changed in 1995, that's when I mentally hit the brakes. If you change core doctrine, it is no longer the same religion. They lied to us all then tried to change the story. Truthfully, Jehovah's Witnesses aren't even in the same religion that they were 20 years ago. Most of their core doctrines have changed. Stupid asses. All of the governing body should fall down a flight of waxeds steps and break their hips. It's the least I can hope for.
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Do you find the Jan 15-08 WT disturbing?
by cultswatter ini have now read the jan 15-08 about 3 times.
every time that i do, i get madder and madder.
here are some things that i find disturbing.
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There's always, always, ALWAYS the theme of "quit your job, sell your house, go pioneering..." but my question was always "and then what?" What does it get you? What happens afterward? Are you ever done? Who takes care of you after years of faithful service and you have no home or money to survive on in your old age? It is so stupid! It always pissed me off. I last went out if field service over 10 years ago. It was just as pointless then as it is now. In fact, it's probably even MORE pointless now! Who give a flying fornication about listening to religious nuts banging on your door on a Saturday morning? Don't the JWs get it? They are thought of as nothing more than a Saturday morning annoyance to the rest of the whole damn world? They are on the level of ants at a picnic or flies in your kitchen. Nobody views their "work" as important! People who spend their lives working for the watchtower bible and tract society are pissing their lives away to be recognized as nothing more than an annoyance and a joke for the whole world to laugh at. They contribute nothing. Useless. I couldn't live my life that way.
Here's a clue to all witnesses...... Quit going to meetings, quit pioneering and get two jobs! That way you'll have lots of money to take care of yourself so I won't have to by paying taxes for your welfare and food stamps. And the extra money you have can be used to really help people in need! It's a win-win. Just stop banging on working people's doors on Saturday morning to disturb the one good morning of sleep a week that the average working person gets.
Whew! Did I rant long enough? Did I mention that the Watchtower pisses me off? OK.... Good. :)