Posts by gilwarrior

When I moved to Las Vegas, two months ago, I decided to conduct and experiment. I decided not to bring my TV set with me. So for two months I have had no television.

Now, I have cheated a bit. I have gone to the movie theater. I also have rented movies on DVD and have watched them on my computer, but I have not watched any TV shows. I think that I won't get a television anytime soon. Besides, most of the stuff on television is crap anyway!

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Billygoat's Really Bad Joke Thread

by Billygoat in

i have an 84 year old customer that comes in every week with just a ton of "groaner" type jokes for me.

i am never prepared with any jokes in return, so i'm hoping y'all can assist.

i would like to start this thread with hopes you can post your really bad jokes...clean preferably.

gilwarrior

What do you get when you turn five blones upside-down?

five brunettes.

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I have no human contact! A CRY FOR HELP!

by gilwarrior in

jw
friends

i live here in las vegas and for the past two months, with the expection of formalities like asking for directions and saying hello, i have had no human contact with anyone.

i am literality going insane!

how the f**k do you meet people!

gilwarrior

It was a pleasure to talk to you to Lilacs.

Sorry for all the bitching and wineing. I just going a little nuts right now, being in a new city, looking for a job, and having to meet new people. It is tough. I'll be cool.

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I have no human contact! A CRY FOR HELP!

by gilwarrior in

jw
friends

i live here in las vegas and for the past two months, with the expection of formalities like asking for directions and saying hello, i have had no human contact with anyone.

i am literality going insane!

how the f**k do you meet people!

gilwarrior

I AM ON THE PHONE WITH LILACS. HOLD ON! I JUST HAD TO VENT!

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I have no human contact! A CRY FOR HELP!

by gilwarrior in

jw
friends

i live here in las vegas and for the past two months, with the expection of formalities like asking for directions and saying hello, i have had no human contact with anyone.

i am literality going insane!

how the f**k do you meet people!

gilwarrior

I live here in Las Vegas and for the past two months, with the expection of formalities like asking for directions and saying hello, I have had no human contact with anyone. I AM LITERALITY GOING INSANE! How the f**k do you meet people! I have to talk to someone, anyone!

PLEASE, ANYONE WHO LIVES IN LAS VEGAS OR IF YOU DON'T MIND MAKING A LONG DISTANCE PHONE CALL, PLEASE CONTACT ME! I AM GOING INSANE! I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE! HELP ME, PLEASE!

Here is my phone number. I would never post my phone number on the net, but I am desprate. I just need to talk to someone. I am not really depressed. I just have a dieing need to talk to someone. For anyone who think that I am nuts for doing this, image how you would act if you had had no human contact for two months. Exactly!

Cell phone: (702) 250-7630

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Is there something at most people know that I dont

by gilwarrior in

everytime i get mad over something, all my feelings just come out.

today, i had a really bad day.

(if you read my last post, you know what i am talking about.

gilwarrior

I think that what I have done in the past is to find things that would make me feel better. I have realized that I am the one that have to change. I am reading some self help books. That makes me feel better and I am studying for my written test on Friday.

I feel better now. Sorry for depressing everyone. It is just that whenever I get mad I have to let it out somehow. Writing about it makes me feel better. I'm cool now. Peace.

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Today is one of the worst days of my life!

by gilwarrior in

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friends

so here i have three fives and a pair of nines.

the card doesn't help me, but it doesn't matter, i have a full house.

so i have a pair of fives and on the table there is a king, nine, five, nine, and two.

gilwarrior

Thanks for your advice guys. Yes, it was dumb of me to go gambling. I think that I did because I was just bored. This was my first to gamble in two weeks. Although I have not lost a lot of money (so far, anyway) I think that I will look for a place that deals with people who are addicted to gambling.

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Is there something at most people know that I dont

by gilwarrior in

everytime i get mad over something, all my feelings just come out.

today, i had a really bad day.

(if you read my last post, you know what i am talking about.

gilwarrior

Everytime I get mad over something, all my feelings just come out. Today, I had a really bad day. (If you read my last post, you know what I am talking about.) Here is the thing. I have been here in the city of Las Vegas for two months, and in all that time I have not made a single friend. Recently, there was going to be an exJW meeting here in Las Vegas, but it was cancelled because not enough people signed up. Great!

Every time I talk to people I just feel stupid. I feel that this person probably doesn't like me and that this is just a waste of time. I know that this can't always be true, but I just can't read people! I can be very paranoid over something completely insignificant and the other hand I can do or say the most offensive thing and not have any idea that I have done something wrong! That is what I am missing. I don't know how to get people to like you or where to even meet people. When you meet someone: How do you talk to them? How do you know that this person doesn't want to have anything to do with you? I see all these people walking around with their husbands, wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, friends, and I am always alone. I just think: "I wish that was me." I just don't get it! Come on everyone, what is the secret? What does everyone know that I don't!

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Today is one of the worst days of my life!

by gilwarrior in

jw
friends

so here i have three fives and a pair of nines.

the card doesn't help me, but it doesn't matter, i have a full house.

so i have a pair of fives and on the table there is a king, nine, five, nine, and two.

gilwarrior

I just can't believe how bad I feel right now! Today started off well. I was feeling upbeat, because I was going to take my written exam to be a cab driver. I went to the Taxicab Authority here is Las Vegas. I took the test and I was surprised at how much that was on the test was not on my study guide that was given to me. I was sure that I failed and as it turns out I did. I could only get eight answers wrong to pass and I got twelve wrong. Oh well. I am going to take it again in two days, so it is no big deal. Anyway, I came home and made the dumbest decision I could have possibly have made.

I decided to take some of my money and go play poker. Why? I don't know! Perhaps, because I hate myself and I was doing this to purposely punish myself! Anyway, I get there and after playing for about ten minutes of Texas Hold Em, I get two cards: a pair of fives. Ok, not a bad hand. So I call and the first three cards are layed down: king, nine, and five. Great! I have a three fives, so I raise. The next card is layed down and it is another nine. So here I have three fives and a pair of nines. I have a full house. This a great hand. At this point I am thinking to myself that I must have this came beat, so I raise. Then it is down to only me and the this other guy. The last card comes down and it is a two. The card doesn't help me, but it doesn't matter, I have a full house. So I bet and then he raises. I call him. So I have a pair of fives and on the table there is a king, nine, five, nine, and two. Now, I am thinking that I have this game in the can. So we then show both our cards.

THE GUY HAS TWO NINES AND WITH THE OTHER TWO NINES ON THE TABLE, HE HAS A FOUR OF A KIND! I COULDN'T F***KING BELIEVE IT. I HAD A FULL HOUSE! THERE WAS ONLY ONE WAY HE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY BEATEN ME AND HE HAD IT!UNF***KINGBELIEVABLE! HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED!? I KEPT A STRAIGHT FACE, BUT INSIDE I WAS SO MAD!

I then quickly grabbed my remaining chips and I left. I knew it! I knew it! I should have never gone to play poker. Even while I was going there, I knew it was a bad idea! What am I going to do? I don't think I can ever play poker again. I think that you have to have a certain skill and I don't have it.

Now the rest of my week is shot. I will probably feel bad for two or three days. The worst of my problems is my make up exam on Friday. I don't know how will I be able to study for it with this bothering me. God, I want this job so bad. I can't stand being had home all day, doing nothing. I am here in this city and I don't know anyone. I can't stand not having any human contact. Please, don't tell me that I have to meet people, because I can't. I have no social skills. Anyone, who meets me will either find me uninteresting or annoying, because when I met someone I either don't say anything or I talk a lot. So I have to accept that I will not have any friends. It sucks, but that is the way it is.

Now I know that I am going to get a whole sh*t load of e-mail from people telling me that I am addicted to gambling and that I have to stop so GO AHEAD, LET ME HAVE IT! I don't give a f**k!

And if anyone wants to drop me an e-mail remember, I AM A GUY!