Ezekiel 1:16-22
The appearance of the wheels and their work was like unto the colour of a beryl: and they four had one likeness: and their appearance and their work was as it were a wheel in the middle of a wheel.Ezekiel describes the rudimentary elements of the skateboard. Naturally, such sinful conveyances didn't exist in his day, so he could only use the words of his generation. It sounds like four wheels on a skateboard to Sister Rossetta!
1:17
When they went, they went upon their four sides: and they turned not when they went.
Skateboarding juvenile deliquents, taking over the sidewalks and the streets, paying no heed to the havoc they wreak!
1:18
As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.
Ezekiel saw today's skateboarders wearing Nose rings, Earrings, Pierced navels, nipples and genitalia. All of them are high on drugs! Some of them are wearing dreadlocks!
1:19
And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them: and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up.
Those youngsters won't go anywhere without their skateboards. When Ezekiel says they were "lifted up," he can only be describing skateboard air-borne manuevers.