Posts by gravedancer

i am new to this forum but i have for the past several days been reading posts from people that for the first time in 26 years have pasts, memories and feelings like my self.

suffice to say that i too was born and raised in "the truth".

i have at one time or another been, a ms, a vacation pioneer, a regular pioneer, a disfellowship individual, a re-instated individual, publicly reproved, privately reproved and finally for the past 7 years a man who they don't even come on my property cause he's a nut who might shoot you and will at the very least call the police and have you arrested for trespassing individual.. unlike so many others though i find no personal desire to rant or rage against the machine.

gravedancer

I would like you more if your name was jugs-warm

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Nice guys left in the cold

by Elsewhere in

butalbee started the thread "do looks really matter?

i started wondering about the "nice" guys (such as myself).... it's been my experience that women tend not to go for the "nice" guy who has a lot to offer - big heart, kind, good income, etc.

they seem far more likely to go for the aggressive "jerk" or "rebel" who treats them like dirt.. why is that?.

gravedancer

Since I am a mean shit I get all the chicks I can handle

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If Adam Had Not Sinned.............?

by stevieb1 in

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friends

i have posted this topic before and achieved some good replies from it.

i'm just reposting to see if anyone has any further takes on this matter.

here is my original post:.

gravedancer

If Adam had not sinned he would have had an issue with Cain. Cain was a naughty fellow who decided to nail his own sister.

Incest was best and now Adam can' rest!!!

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Post your poems, or others' poems

by ashitaka in

this is my view of the witnesses, keeping to the jw theme here.

i'll post a nice love poem too to make up for it.. comon people, show me your work, or stuff that you like!.

ashi.

gravedancer

poetry is for pussies

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Does God really have a Name?

by Flaming Seraphim in

i find the name "jehovah" repugnant.

if i ever hear that name again i will surely throw up!

as if "jehovah" is god's real name anyway.

gravedancer

You jumped the gun....

The title should be "does God..."

and the answer is: "no he doens't"

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Post your poems, or others' poems

by ashitaka in

this is my view of the witnesses, keeping to the jw theme here.

i'll post a nice love poem too to make up for it.. comon people, show me your work, or stuff that you like!.

ashi.

gravedancer

There was a young man Tote
Who believed all that the "faithful and discreet slave" wrote
Until he came to jw.com
and discovered that the slave had chopped off his schlong
So he joined the apostates as a Goat.

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Today's Logic Puzzle

by Farkel in

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in a certain circuit, all elders are jerks.. 1/2 of all the ministerial servants are also jerks.. 1/2 of all the jerks in that circuit are elders.. there are 40 elders are 46 ministerial servants.. no elder is a ministerial servant.. 1/2 of the number of jerks who are not elders or ministerial servants are pedophiles.. how many pedophiles are there in that circuit?.

farkel.

"i didn't mean what i meant.

gravedancer

How have ya been Fark?

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Today's Logic Puzzle

by Farkel in

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friends

in a certain circuit, all elders are jerks.. 1/2 of all the ministerial servants are also jerks.. 1/2 of all the jerks in that circuit are elders.. there are 40 elders are 46 ministerial servants.. no elder is a ministerial servant.. 1/2 of the number of jerks who are not elders or ministerial servants are pedophiles.. how many pedophiles are there in that circuit?.

farkel.

"i didn't mean what i meant.

gravedancer

Farkel - I stand by my answer that you are one "jerk off"!!