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  Does God communicate with you?

  by Fisherman in

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  a bible verse says " ..the one planting the ear can he not listen?

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  gumby

  Anyone with eyes can see the handiwork of a higher power in all of the universe.
  Until science can come up with a logical explanation for how something as "simple" an ant can exist and function, I'll take my chances elsewhere..... and continue to search for, and listen to, Him

  I agree Gordy.....no argument from me, however I've never been knocked over with any miraculous happening personally I thought was from god in which I knew for certain it was him/her....her/him. Maybe I'm too stupid to see the obvious, who knows

  Gumby
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  Does God communicate with you?

  by Fisherman in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  a bible verse says " ..the one planting the ear can he not listen?

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  gumby

  Some people seem to think this is in the "Humour" forum

  Hiya Ozzmeister!

  I'd also be interested in hearing exactly HOW god or Jesus communicates with anyone. You wanna start Inkie?

  Gumby
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  Active JWs—Do JWs actually carry a "life saving" message?

  by AuldSoul in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  according to the current dogma of jehovah's witnesses:.

  those who hear and ignore the warning will be destroyedthose who do not hear might be spared (if jehovah so chooses)any who do not receive the mark in their foreheads (per ezekiel) will not be sparedany who are of responsible age (interpretted by jehovah) and are not baptized will not be sparedjehovah does not desire any to be destroyed but desires all to attain to repentancemore people are born every year than get baptized, adding to the death toll every year.

  in case you doubt whether that statement is true, consider this:.

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  gumby

  Gumbnuts - I don't reckon Noah would've done too thorough a job personally. Look who he took on his boat. Sheer nepotism.

  Damn, yer right buddy! All the animals even had names, but poor Noah's wife nor his sons wives got an honerable mention to have their names even recorded........poor bastardetts. Ya think Noah messed with sheep and blammed it on Ham?....Hmmm

  Gumbeastality
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  Active JWs—Do JWs actually carry a "life saving" message?

  by AuldSoul in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  according to the current dogma of jehovah's witnesses:.

  those who hear and ignore the warning will be destroyedthose who do not hear might be spared (if jehovah so chooses)any who do not receive the mark in their foreheads (per ezekiel) will not be sparedany who are of responsible age (interpretted by jehovah) and are not baptized will not be sparedjehovah does not desire any to be destroyed but desires all to attain to repentancemore people are born every year than get baptized, adding to the death toll every year.

  in case you doubt whether that statement is true, consider this:.

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  gumby

  While you are correct, according to their dogma Jehovah does read the hearts, whether or not they hear the message

  Jesus oughta learn from his pa cuz he said whenever you enter a city and they do not listen to you, then shake the dust off your sandles....for it will be more endurable for Sodom and Gommorah than for them on judgement day. Even Jesus didn't tell his diciples not to worry if people didn't listen to the message as his dad would do the judging. Maybe that's where the dubs get it from.

  Clam, you crazy thinkin bastard

  all you know about them is what you've heard or have read on the internet, ie they are awash with paedophiles, break up families, operate a bizarre blood transfusion policy, have been warning of Armageddon for over a hundred years etc.etc., why would you even open your door to them?

  They deserve to die just like in Noah's day doncha know. Here's a gray bearded old man tellin people it's gonna rain ( a term or event they never heard of before) yet they were expected to listen to him as he trepassed on their property tellin this gloomy message. Hell, I woulda listened to the guy.......wouldn't you? Sheesh!

  *shakes head at clam*

  Gumarked-on-the-forehead
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  Active JWs—Do JWs actually carry a "life saving" message?

  by AuldSoul in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  according to the current dogma of jehovah's witnesses:.

  those who hear and ignore the warning will be destroyedthose who do not hear might be spared (if jehovah so chooses)any who do not receive the mark in their foreheads (per ezekiel) will not be sparedany who are of responsible age (interpretted by jehovah) and are not baptized will not be sparedjehovah does not desire any to be destroyed but desires all to attain to repentancemore people are born every year than get baptized, adding to the death toll every year.

  in case you doubt whether that statement is true, consider this:.

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  gumby

  Those who do not hear might be spared (if Jehovah so chooses)

  Interesting observation mate.....but, if you told that to a dub......they'd say " if we didn't speak, then Jehovah would simply read the hearts as to who would have listened to the message if it HAD been given.

  Gumby......who'd just love to hear what it would sound like if the rocks cried out
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  A Message To All The Lurkers

  by Anitar in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in recent weeks, i have seen several posters that some call the jw "lurkers," meaning the witnesses who read the articles of this site, and are perhaps questioning what the watchtower has been teaching them, yet are still very defensive of the watchtower's actions.

  as a result, i have seen and participated in several heated debates.

  it seems the main criticism of us is that we focus too much on the "negative," that we dig up the past too much, and worst of all, that we have nothing to really complain about, other than the personal vendettas some of us have against the watchtower.

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  Nice writing style Anitar and well arranged........cept fer the fact I thought you was a girl from your avatar and never looked before to see you were a dude.

  * hopes like hell he never flirted with him before*

  Gumbarrased
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  What song would you like to hear entering the Kingdom Hall?

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here i am, rocked you like a hurricane.

  here i am, rocked you like a hurricane.

  here i am, rocked you like a hurricane.

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  Yakity Yak,

  Take out those papers and the trash
  Or you don't get no spending cash
  If you don't sweep that bathroom floor
  You ain't gonna comment any no more
  
  Yakity yak
  Don't talk back
  
  Just finish cleaning up that room
  Let's see that dust fly with that broom
  Get all that garbage out of sight
  Or you don't speak on Thursday night
  
  Yakity Yak
  Don't talk back
  
  You just put on your coat and hat
  And walk yourself to the laundromat
  And when you finish doing that
  Then go to Winchell's and put on the fat
  
  Yakity yak
  Don't talk back
  
  Don't you give me no dirty looks
  Your father's hip he knows what cooks
  Just tell your hoodlum friends outside
  You ain't got time to take a ride
  
  Yakity yak
  Don't talk back
  
  Yakity yak, Yakity yak

  Gumby
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  If Hell Were a Toilet...

  by Sparkplug in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i am going straight there!

  i am having surgery tomorrow and the kind doc gave me a great and wonderful gunk to mix with a half gallon of gatorade.

  so, they call it bowel prep.

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  gumby

  Sparkster......I did the colon cleanse when I had my colonostopy and took a pic of my toilet afterwards.......you wanna see it? Ok

  Seriously gal....it ain't that bad. Do as the scullymeister said and ask for drugs and sleep through it all

  Wishin you well

  Gumcleancolon
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  Is this Jacko's new wife?

  by Atlantis in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  (please delete if already posted).. quote to look for?.

  miss rwaramba has returned to bible study, and is believed to be a jehovah's witness again, as he is.. .

  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=415788&in_page_id=1766&ito=1490 is this jacko's new wife?by alison boshofflast updated at 23:24pm on 10th november 2006 reader comments (3).

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  .......and I remember when he's was just a cute little kid........so sad

  
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  Can you Solve this Riddle?

  by gumby in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i love this song.

  see if you can give a brief description of what the song means and the winner might get my new nutbag soothing balm.. .

  five for fighting the riddle lyricsthere was a man back in '95 .

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  gumby

  mmmmm !! Chocolate ice-cream!!

  Pope....I see you've been eatin that canine cone ice cream again.......no wonder yer breath stinks and ya can't get any girls.

  Gumpoop