Posts by Magwitch

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Is May 21st the Judgement Day?

by witnessofjesus in

what you need to know about date setting by dr. h.l.

willmington .

no doubt one of the most anticipated day thus far in this century was friday, april 29, when william and kate were married at westminster abbey in london.

Magwitch

I am throwing a big birthday party on the 22nd. Should I hold off buying all the goodies?

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Most Overblown Examples Used at Assemblies

by What Now? in

at a recent assembly, there was a talk highlighting the dangers of higher education.

the brother used an example of a young girl who went to university, began going to bars, and ended up getting drugged and gang raped - as if this happens to every young jw who chooses to get higher education.. .

what ridiculous examples have you heard used at meetings or assemblies?.

Magwitch

I remember one of the CO's at our pioneer school giving the example of two regular pioneer sisters going door to door. They came across a worker in a cherry picker picking cherries. The sisters showed an interest in the cherry picker, so the cherry picker worker asked them if they would like to ride up in it. The sisters agreed. Well, at the end of the day, one of the sisters was in bed with the cherry picker.

For the life of me I cannot remember the moral of the story...I think it had to do with cherries.

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Who choose the elders to give talks at the Circuit Assembly and District Assembly?

by Iamallcool in

how does that work?.

Magwitch

quality of restaurant CO is invited to by the elder during his visit.

This is the most important point by far

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Your Disfellowshipping Experience

by 1975 in

jw
friends

what was your emotional reaction when you were x-communicated?

where you devastaed?

where you joyful?

Magwitch

I had not been to a meeting in 2 years. I wrote the body of elders to let them know my ex had grounds to remarry. They really desired the details; however I refused to ever show up for a committee meeting. The first committee gave up on me after I did not show up for a couple of meetings scheduled. They formed a new committee that started to harass me and schedule unattended committee meetings. I truly believe the first two committees did not want to DF me because not only were we all very good friends, but they were aware that a huge part of my leaving the Org was because my elder husband was a complete hypocrite that totally ignored his wife and daughters. A third committee was formed this time by elders that I did not know well at all. One being 28 years old, another one a couple years younger than me and third one who was only just appointed as an elder. I did not show for their committee and they promptly sent me certified letters that I never signed for. I learned through the grape vine that my name had been read at a service meeting.

I am so happy to be out.

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What they DON'T tell you

by Black Man in

jw
friends

hey everybody, i'm in the middle of an ongoing debate w/some jws and they are asserting that everyone knows what they're getting into when they are studying and getting baptized and that nobody forces anyone to become a jw and that you can leave anytime you want.

ok, we know that's not true.

how would you counter that argument?

Magwitch

At a District Convention in the early 80's, there was a statement in a talk on apostacy....

You walked freely into this organization, you can walk freely out

HUGE LIE

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completed my degree this week

by chickpea in

jw
friends

took my final final exam to end my course work.

for my aas in complementary and alternative .

medicine, so when all the applications and .

Magwitch

WOW That is Awesome CHICKPEA ! Congratulations on being a smart, cool chick!

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Lack of true friends as a Witness

by stuckinamovement in

jw
friends

it was kind of a sad realization i had the other day that as a witness you are conditioned to not have friends.

i realize that most of this fact is related to my own stupidity and arrogance.

when i was in my teenage years i had a great group of friends that i ran around with.

Magwitch

I was worried that if I became too close to someone, how would I be able to fulfill my job as an Elder and perhaps one day disfellowship someone I really liked?

So very sad

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