LockedChaos

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  Hi, I'm new

  by Diva in

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  2. friends

  hi, this is my first post but ive been lurking around this discussion board for some time now.

  my husband (the borg) occasionally posts and i had the pleasure of meeting some great people at the apostofest in covent garden, london last year arranged by bestie and sweetpea , hi to you both and hi to freetothink, mr majestic and everyone that was there hope youre all ok.. my story in a nutshell: raised a jw from birth, my whole family, expect one brother and sister (disfellowshipped) are still jws - basically i was raised in a family who were considered one of the pillars of the congregation, we all pioneered and did the whole witness thing, in fact one of my sisters is a missionary.

  my whole jw world crumbled when i learnt about the jw/un connection and from that moment on there was no turning back.

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  Diva

  Welcome
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  My lesbian neighbors are driving me nuts!

  by dawg in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  ok my gay friends, i'm going to pick on you a minute, but you know i love you all... .

  me... liberal male, could care less what you do with your sex organs, i only care about what i do with mine...that said, i've several gay friends... none of which are monogamous.

  so, my next door neighbors are lesbians, neither are the hate all males types like some i have known in the past... matter of fact, one loves sports and hangs out here watching football and other sports with me at least once a week.

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  Dawg

  How in the Hel* did you get yourself

  in that position?

  Lock the doors and hide when you see them coming

  Sorry, but it reminded me of this

  Don't know why, it just did
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  Stuff White People Like

  by snowbird in

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  2. friends

  is the title of a book by christian lander.. anyone look at it yet?

  the reviews are pretty good; some made me lol.. sylvia.

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  Snowbird

  Thanks for the post

  Too Funny!!
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  There was an old lady...

  by Mrs. Witness in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  last night my husband told me that there's an old lady in his congregation who thinks i'm "cute" and offered to talk to me since she also had a ubm and is concerned about our marriage.. i wanted to gag.

  should i talk to this nosy old bitty?

  (no offense to our older jwd members).

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  Mrs. W

  Next time that biddy calls

  Think of this

  and try not to laugh
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  What's The Food That Wrecks Your Diet?

  by White Dove in

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  2. friends

  pizza rolls!

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  Damn It!!

  Now I'm hungry

  (smacks lips and begins to drool)
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  My First Post!!!

  by IreallydidwalkoutofaKH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  after a year of reading all of your experiences and expressions i decided it was time for me to start sharing some of mine.

  hopefully they can benefit others, like many of yours have benefited me!

  being raised in the wtbts, the jehovahs witness docrine and culture really was the prism from which all of my experiences and understanding of life originated.

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  LockedChaos

  Welcome

  IRDWOOAKH (Had to shorten name somehow)

  Nice to see your post

  Seems someone is always around here
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  Small joys

  by heybaby in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  you know how there are somethings that give you so much pleasure or joy?

  it doesn't have to be anything amazing or huge, but for some reason it makes you so happy for those few moments.

  some of mine are drinking coffee in the morning with my best friend at work, and the smell of an open fire (it reminds me of being a young child at my grandparents' house).

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  LockedChaos

  Was posting elsewhere

  It jumped topics
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  Hurry - Free E-Books

  by LockedChaos in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  tor is offering some free e-books.

  http://tor.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=blog&id=577.

  don't know how long it will last.

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  Tor is offering some free e-books

  http://tor.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=blog&id=577

  Don't know how long it will last
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  What's the best and worst advice you have had ??????

  by karter in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  worst- don't do an apprenticeship the new system will be here before you finish that was 1978. best- go traveling when you come back and settle down buy a house.

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  Don't invest in Google

  The internet is just a fad

  Ignored the advice
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  hmmm

  by John Doe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if you can read this, you're possessed by satan!!

  sorry jcanon.

  mwa ha ha ha hahahahhahhha!!

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  LockedChaos

  DYNAMO

  Where's that dynamo

  comin' from