LockedChaos

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  If I were a building,

  by John Doe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i would be __________ because ___________.

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  LockedChaos

  John
  
  Igloo?
  Crunchy on outside
  Warm and gooey on the inside
  
  SHIVER!!
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  Why

  by John Doe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  will some people make complete asses of themselves over $4?

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  LockedChaos

  Good one John
  You still crack me up
  
  I owned a couple of retail stores
  a few years back
  
  I attended a business owners seminar
  sponsored by Disney, yea that Disney
  Cost me a fortune to go
  
  Anyway,
  One thing that really stuck with me
  and I always passed along was
  a spin on the classic line about customers,
  
  "The customer is NOT always right,
  but they are ALWAYS the customer"
  
  No matter how stupid they may be,
  and people are pretty stupid at times,
  at least give the appearance of respect.
  
  Or you could just smack 'em and take
  the kids lunch money
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  Witnesses are coming to stay with me during the Convention! Should I go?

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  a witness family is staying with us next week for the convention!

  brother x has been pressuring me to attend.

  first i said i would go on sunday.....but he said he would love me to go all 3 days.

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  LockedChaos

  I have to go with OUTLAW on this
  
  OMG Now I'm scared - LOL
  
  Why prolong the agony
  
  If you want to go,
  Then go
  
  If you don't,
  Don't
  
  Whatever you do
  Don't let it fog your brain
  
  Chances are within 10 minutes
  you'll be ready to go
  
  Be sure you take your own car
  Oh yeah, and take a sandwich too
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  Are You a Glass Half Full Type Person ? Optimist or Pessimist ?

  by flipper in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  we've all heard the cliches .

  " when the going get's tough, the tough get going .

  " etc., etc., ...... " better to have loved and lost .... than never loved at all.

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  LockedChaos

  I'm very optimistic.............
  
  Absolutely convinced that:
  
  Disaster is right around next corner
  Other shoe is ready to drop
  Someone is peaking in my window
  Government is tapping my phone
  My food is being poisoned
  That dog bites
  My neighbor hates me
  What's that lump
  Clowns are demons, so are Smurfs
  Condoms have holes in them
  That picture is looking at me
  The cook has spit in my food (Well that one may be true)
  My wife is having an affair
  My mistress is having an affair
  I think I'm a woman
  I'm being watched........by JW's
  
  YIKES!!
  (Pulls covers over head
  and begins shivering)
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  Sisters who dared to take the lead...

  by zeroday in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was out in service during a week day with a car group of sister pioneers...very few brothers went out in the week...we had 6 people and i was the only male...we arrived at our street and the head sister pioneer turned to everyone and said, "ok you 2 start at this end, you 2 start on the other side and work this way and me and bro (myself) will start here...she then got a horrified look on her face and turned to me and said, "if that's ok with you"...i just said, "sounds good to me"...at that moment i thought how sad she had to defer to my so called headship...

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  LockedChaos

  I always liked it when the
  sisters took the initiative and
  the lead...........
  
  Oh...........
  not quite the same thing you
  were referring to
  
  Oops
  sorry
  
  You know where my brain (?)
  is today
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  I'm not good association......

  by Switch in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i've been away from jwd for a month or so.

  i've just been busy in life and am trying to rebuild, or should i say, make new friendships but it is slow-going.

  missinglink and i haven't been to any meetings since april and have no plans in going back.

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  LockedChaos

  Switch
  
  Harsh realities
  
  Some of the best people I know
  would cause JW's to run away
  wide eyed and screaming in fright.
  
  Hmmmmmmmmm
  Seems to be a good reason to keep
  a few such folk nearby.
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  Everyone give a big Welcome to Fern, she is one of our newest members

  by StoneWall in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  fern welcome to jwd!!!.

  may your stay be a long and eventful one.

  i too am a newly associated one so glad to have you on board.

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  LockedChaos

  Welcome Fern
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  And she walked out of thier lives... forever

  by teflon in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i walked away.

  faded, actually, without knowing that was what i was doing.

  i just got tired of all the crap.

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  LockedChaos

  Teflon
  Welcome
  
  We're free to do as we will
  If their's a price to pay.....
  do it later
  
  Personally,
  don't think it matters.
  
  Been out 28 years
  Holidays aren't for me
  
  Can't find where there's anything
  wrong with them
  
  I've been wrong before though
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  Just got my copy of "Crisis of Conscience"

  by JimmyPage in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  after finishing "combatting cult mind control" i decided to move on to the next logical book.

  i've read the first 100 pages of "crisis of conscience" and it's gone by really fast.

  now i know why this book is so important.

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  LockedChaos

  Both book by Ray Franz
  are must reads
  
  For me they were the two
  that made me rethink my
  loss of faith
  
  I also e-mailed Ray
  He has to be one of the
  most humble person that I
  ever made my acquaintance with
  Very helpful person
  
  Something alse that has been
  helpful to me was to read
  the many articles on Freeminds.org
  
  Continue to research
  and think
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  How Do JWs Treat You NOW?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if a witness sees you, will they acknowledge you, ignore you, be nice to you, or treat you as dead?

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  LockedChaos

  Treated with indifference
  
  OOOOOOOOOOOPsssssssssss
  No
  Sorry
  That's how I treat them
  
  Actually
  Been out so long
  Most don't ever remember
  me as being in
  Just someone who's parents,
  brother and sister
  they know