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  Words to Live By - What are Yours?

  by pettygrudger in

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  in trying to deal with the everyday realities of our existence, we usually pick "catch phrases" or principles with which we use to try & guide our life, growth & development.

  in my case, the #1 thing that i try to live by is to take what is mine & own it.

  yep, i didn't have the best circumstances growing up, and had some pretty crappy things that happened to me as a child.

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  "If you have 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow"--- John Wayne

  ---------'nuff said............

  ----------------Hillbilly
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  A special message for everyone who was young in1969....

  by Elsewhere in

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  if you are a young person, you also need to face the fact that you will never grow old in this present system of things?

  .all evidence in fulfillment of bible prophecy indicates that this corrupt system is due to end in a few years?

  as a young person you will never fulfill any career that this system offers.

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  Thanks - you had to remind me................. I got my ticket punched in '71 or '72 and got a steady dose of this drivel.... "I coulda been a contender"...... Glad I sucked as a JW, grew some backbone and grit and did what needed to be done or I'd be one of those guys in the Window Washers Guild today.

  ---------Hill
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  How much harm have you caused your congregation?

  by Joker10 in

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  how much harm did you cause to the people in your congregation?

  everybody complains how the witnesses did this and that and in the process caused so much harm.

  but what you don't say is how much pain you caused others while you were in.

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  NONE.

  But those "Brothers" who are no longer welcome in my presence outnumber "0" by a large margin. Those who were or claim to be my "freinds" never came to my aid in any time of need... and many who had no cause did me great damage taking sides in battles they had no business being involved in.

  I know there ARE many good people still in that house of shamsters... but most of the ones I know are weak-kneed sons-of- bitches who need a good "roll in the gravel"... and every one I offered a butt kicking to tucked tail and ran... verbally, mentally and physically.

  I hope all you Bethel boys and your hometown cronies get this message... and stay the hell off my place, you are not welcome.

  Not Bitter.... just seeing things for what they are..........

  ------Hill
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  One thing goes right, others go wrong

  by Nosferatu in

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  i didn't know whether to put a thumbs up on this or thumbs down.. today we got our house!!!

  i haven't seen it yet but the wife has.

  the keys weren't delivered by the time we took posession, so we got a locksmith in there to break in and change the locks.

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  Nos... dont sweat the small stuff....and it's all small stuff. Besides, the first 70 years are the worst!

  -----------------Hill
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  BEARS THUMP THE 'PACK!

  by hillbilly in

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  'nuff said!.

  -----hill

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  'nuff said!

  -----Hill
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  How Did You Describe Awake! On The Door?

  by Englishman in

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  when i first started selling the mags from door to door i was but a wee lad of 9 years old.

  ( 9 years old!

  what a bleedin' travesty!

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  "A really swell bird cage and cat box liner.... only a nickle, Ma'am"

  -------Hill
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  AAAAAAAAAAKkkk! Panic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by hillbilly in

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  boy did i mess up............ i asked someone out for saturday night..... and she said "yes".............. what do i do now?

  jesus, i'd rather give a bobcat a sandpaper enema than go out.... and nearly 3 days to worry about this............what was i thinking?.

  ------hillbilly (first date with a real babe in years class)

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  Well.. just to let ya'all know things went well. A second date looms on the horizon. She's a lovely, unassuming woman.

  Now, for all the "gun" talk... for the record, I do keep a loaded gun nearby, often. Usually a .38 snub or a .45 ACP Colt and pump shotgun is close too.

  Hair Gel? Why would you fix your hair on a date Xena?

  ----------Hill (never much of a Witness-- but raised in the "Cowboy Way" class)
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  AAAAAAAAAAKkkk! Panic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by hillbilly in

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  boy did i mess up............ i asked someone out for saturday night..... and she said "yes".............. what do i do now?

  jesus, i'd rather give a bobcat a sandpaper enema than go out.... and nearly 3 days to worry about this............what was i thinking?.

  ------hillbilly (first date with a real babe in years class)

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  Thanks MAC!

  Damn Hilly...you know, it's not gonna be nearly as sexy when ya drop that bib strap if yer wearing a shirt fer chrisake!! I thought you were aware of this stuff!!!!!!

  for this event I am upgrading to Wranglers....No strap to casually drop off of my sloping shoulders....

  ----------Hill ( hopes girls still go nuts for cowboy's butts class)
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  Morons who steal my laundry detergent.

  by Nancy Drake in

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  i thought the bottle was feeling a little light one day, but i thought maybe my boyfriend did a couple loads (yeah, right.

  ) then after i bought a full bottle, did one load, and came back to an almost empty bottle, i knew it was theft.

  since then, i have to lock it up.

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  Nancy-

  I always enjoy someone who "sneaks" after they have permission anyway.

  Just leave your "empty" supplies down there for a few days... maybe they will get the idea. Or hang around, let them establish a pattern and catch and confront them... any of the solutions offered are fine sport.

  One last though... leave some supplies down there with a note that says "FREE"... they will leave your stuff alone.

  ----------Hill
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  AAAAAAAAAAKkkk! Panic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by hillbilly in

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  boy did i mess up............ i asked someone out for saturday night..... and she said "yes".............. what do i do now?

  jesus, i'd rather give a bobcat a sandpaper enema than go out.... and nearly 3 days to worry about this............what was i thinking?.

  ------hillbilly (first date with a real babe in years class)

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  Saturday.... OK, now I know when and where to pick her up....I have TWO shirts ironed, pants pressed....I even washed the GOOD farm truck..........took all the vet supplies and tools and junk outta the cab.

  Countdown starting.............

  ---------Hill