Fried, poached, scrambled.....CoCo, you forgot BLOWN!
cameo-d
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Fried, poached, scrambled?
by compound complex ingreetings, egg eaters:.
it's about 3:30 a.m., my usual hour up and writing.
eggs and onions are on the range, even as we speak.. i'm thinking of one of my favorite actresses, margaret rutherford, and her husband, stringer davis, who had the custom of a midnight repast of bacon and eggs.. do you down cackleberries with relish?
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How to avoid a whuppin' at Armageddon
by roguepixel inseems that jehovah has got a weakness, like kryptonite.
when the day of reckoning comes, i'm getting an iron suit.
he won't be able to touch me.
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cameo-d
roguepixel: I thought this was really funny, like something the WTBS would come out with. Good one, Cameo-d! Still, the J- man in the sky is unable to defeat fast iron missiles.
You still miss the boat, rouge. This "god" is not your creator. If you do the research, you will find that past civilizations did have sophisticated pyrotechnic abilities. It is also suspected that radioactive materials were used in warfare.
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The Annointed - how do they know?
by Listener into me this is a serious matter as the annointed are the basis of how the organization is set up and operates.
yet i have great difficulty in understanding how these people know that they are annointed.
does the bible actually say that they will know?
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cameo-d
The "annointed" do not exist among the Jehovahs Witnesses nor among any other religious group.
The "144K" are "VIRGINS" because they have never bowed to the dictates of man. They have not sworn allegiance to any power--- political or ecclesiastical---that is what makes them "virgins".
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For Bluesapphire (or anybody else involved with rentals)
by JeffT inbluesapphire's problem with a tenant got me to thinking about some things that i've seen over the years working in property managment, many of which were not so funny at the time.
cultural differences: when i first got into the industry my wife and i were on site managers of a rather low end apt building.
most of our tenants were hard working folks with not a lot of money, and really nice people.
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cameo-d
We get into the kitchen and the doors have been taken off all the cabinets (we found them later in a closet), chicken wire was strung across the cabinet fronts which were full of straw and chicken crap. The racks had been taken out of the stove and were sitting on the sink, which was full of charcoal ashes.
Nobody hear the chickens inside cackling? None of the neighbors noticed their lights off all the time? Or smelled the smoke from cooking inside in the sink? They could have been asphyxiated!
I have heard of people putting rocks in the shower stall and using it as a grill area. But the chickens in the kitchen cabinets really takes the cake.
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Fox News: Did the Bible Predict the Global Economic Meltdown?
by whereami infox is a real joke.
i think the only people actually watching them anymore are radical right wing fundies.. this duchebag sounds like a dub.. i tell you i'm starting to believe this bs.
these right wing fundies/tea baggers are going to make these prophecies happen.. .
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cameo-d
Actually its an anagram.
That isn't an anagram. It is an acronym.
BTS
I am so tired it could be a candygram.
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This Weekend YOU Should Be Out In Service!
by minimus init's saturday morning and i'm at work playing on my computer.
how much better than knocking on doors!!!
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cameo-d
find the 'sheeplike' ones...
sheeplike=gullable? vunerable?
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Fox News: Did the Bible Predict the Global Economic Meltdown?
by whereami infox is a real joke.
i think the only people actually watching them anymore are radical right wing fundies.. this duchebag sounds like a dub.. i tell you i'm starting to believe this bs.
these right wing fundies/tea baggers are going to make these prophecies happen.. .
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cameo-d
JudgeDreadlocks:
Bible predictions or not, you only need to know two words.
Actually its an anagram.
G old
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D rugs
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Resignation
by compound complex inthe imposing lodge on whose polished parquet i now am standing offers me not mere views through floor-to-ceiling plate glass windows but expansive vistas.
formerly, from mullioned panes in my small and tilting cottage, i would gaze with unspoken delight upon the setting sun and my very good fortune.
i was happy to be alive amidst simple things and pleasures.
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cameo-d
CoCo: My current habitation is not my home, yet its many doors have been locked against my departure.
Are you in the Big House?
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How to avoid a whuppin' at Armageddon
by roguepixel inseems that jehovah has got a weakness, like kryptonite.
when the day of reckoning comes, i'm getting an iron suit.
he won't be able to touch me.
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cameo-d
Judges 1:19 And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out [the inhabitants of] the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.
"chariots of iron" is a metaphor for projectile weapons.
Chariot describes something traveling at a fast rate of speed.
Iron describes some kind of sophisticated missile.
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Fox News: Did the Bible Predict the Global Economic Meltdown?
by whereami infox is a real joke.
i think the only people actually watching them anymore are radical right wing fundies.. this duchebag sounds like a dub.. i tell you i'm starting to believe this bs.
these right wing fundies/tea baggers are going to make these prophecies happen.. .
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cameo-d
whereami, As far as fundies "making it happen"....there is a technique known as "Illuminati revelation of method" whereby they reveal the plans of what they intend to do, but often times it sounds so far-fetched or comical that no one really believes it. Then *smack* they do it. I could give you many instances where this has happened.
I think he sounds rather ominous when he mentions that they plan to do it "in one hour" because in scripture, that is a figure of speech meaning a short time, not a literal 60 minutes. Illuminati could very well be orchestrating events to make it appear as though bible prophecy is being fulfilled. They are masters of Illusion. They attempt to wear people down through fear and propaganda. People are always more compliant when they are worn out.