Topics Started by Pig

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Video Of JW's WItnessing
by Pig in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
new cartoon, i hope this isn't considered spam but this one took me a while and i'd like to share it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_pqu0bln74.

one criticism (god, that word reminds me of the tms) was that my other videos weren't boring enough to match what it's really like as a jw, i think i've captured it a bit better in this video.. also, it's meant to be fairly non offensive because i hope jw's can take a sneaky peak.
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Jehovah Witness Ad (promo)
by Pig in
1. social
2. humour
i was bored today so i worked on a new ad for jw's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d19aj_mut4.

can anyone help me write a job description in the style of army recruits to put in my youtube decription?
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Video of the Watchtower Study
by Pig in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
if you've seen my public talk video you might like to watch the watchtower video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keidzmxhliy.

can someone embedd please i dunno how?.
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Video of Public Talk
by Pig in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
for those interested in jehovahs witnesses or those wanting to return to the kindom hall, this video is to give you a realistic look at what goes on at the meetings.

enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxmjm0muvvs.
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JW Theives
by Pig in
1. jw
2. experiences
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[endif]when youre a jw this world really doesnt have much to offer, well compared to the visions you have of paradise.
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Being A JW Is FUN!!
by Pig in
1. jw
2. experiences
some people think that it must be miserable to be a jw because they dont celebrate christmas or birthdays.. but they're wrong!

being a jw is miserable because you cant do fucking anything.. crazy hair day - this was a fundraising day where kids come to school with blue or red died hair and give a $2 donation.

i wasnt allowed to do this because it was too worldly to have "crazy hair" and it would be too hard to wash it out for tomorrow nights meeting.. school camp - this was unnessisary association with those devil worshipping 9 year olds.
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Proof That The JW's Have Gods Holy Spirit
by Pig in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
because if they didnt then why did they have so many less child molestation cases than the catholics?.

why didn't the generation teaching change 20 times instad of about 5?.

why are there more years that they didnt predict the end than years they did?.
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Why The "Truth" Isnt For Me
by Pig in
1. jw
2. friends
here are some reasons to tell the jw's at the doors why it's just not for you.

stephen king once said "the biggest sin in writing is to bore the reader".

if that's true then the biggest sinners are the watchtower corp. reading is so boring anyway (most the time) and if you wanna be a jw you have to read read read.
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Being A Borg Kid
by Pig in
1. jw
2. friends
i never became a zelouse witness, but i do remember being a borg kid.

there was no one my age at the meetings for most of my childhood.

except at one stage there was this half in half out family who had a fat annoying kid who never stopped boasting.
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Why JW's Are So Damn Irritating
by Pig in
1. jw
2. experiences
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