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  On Being a Pagan...

  by ziddina in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this video pretty much sums it up..... .

  in case you can't see the video, here's the address: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdhdmswviea&feature=related.

  wearing nothing but thin silk, dancing in the waves of the ocean or the shallows of a great river.... .

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  Need Copy of Recent "Questions From Readers" About JWs Eating Fats...

  by ziddina in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  when i attended a support-group meeting in february [2009], someone in the group brought a wtbts magazine with a very odd "questions from readers" on the back.

  [may have been the jw version of feb. 2009 watchtower??].

  the "questions from readers" was something to the effect of "are jehovah's witnesses allowed to eat fats?

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  Propaganda - or "Meat in Its Due Season" - Which?

  by ziddina in

  1. social
  2. humour

  (this is definitely supposed to be under humor - it's a spoof of the 4 articles on "propaganda" from the wtbts that middleman posted on bible research and study articles...).

  "a liar starts out by lying to himself.

  " - ziddina .

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  "Negotiating a Reasonable Bride Price" - anyone seen this article??

  by ziddina in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i was looking for articles on mennonites on the official wtbts website when this article caught my eye:.

  negotiating a reasonable bride-price.

  today, as in bible times, some cultures require that a bride-price be paid before a man can marry a woman.

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  Mouthy, my dahling, this one's dedicated to YOU!

  by ziddina in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  (and it took me all afternoon to set this up... good thing i wasn't wasting my time going to meetings or anything like that!!).

  mouthy!!!!!

  we're too far apart, but here's a bit of 'symbolic' tea for you and me... .

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  "Moral Orel"(tm) - Anyone here ever heard of it??

  by ziddina in

  1. social
  2. humour

  just wondering whether anyone here has ever heard of this tv show - on "adult swim" if you've got cable in the u.s. - was usually on late at night to prevent impressionable young minds from exposure... : http://www.adultswim.com/shows/moralorel/indexpage.html#video.

  anyway, it's one of my favorites - and you can access and see complete episodes at that website.

  though it spoofs protestantism in general, there are aspects which apply to jehovah's witnesses also, since the jw religion/cult is an offspring of american protestantism - in fact, i think jws would be classified under the "frontier revivalism" category..... enjoy!

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  Demons ate my car while I was in the Kingdom Hall

  by ziddina in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i parked my car near our local kingdom hall under that red-and-white sign while i ran in to get some more literature to place with those godless-whore-of-bablyon-worshipping church members and demon-worshipping buddhists and when i came outside the car was gone - just a puddle of oil on the ground and a few pieces of rusty metal... now i know that some demons must have eaten the car to prevent me from going out in service to preach jehover's good news and prevent lotsa people from dying at armageddon including babies and such.... my car's brakes aren't so good anymore and the tailpipe's broken and the floorboards are rusted out so the exhaust sometimes comes up into the car but that's ok because jehover loves me and protects me.

  besides those hot demon babes that suck-you-bus or something like that hang around me.... thay must like hot cars the holy split attracts them and they visit me at night but leave an awful mess - spirit-come in the sheets and they never do laundry like a good jehover girl would and do what she's tole to do.... those blasted policemen ar persecuting me and trying to prevent jehover's word from being preached - thats why they want $300 to get my car out of hock which i can't do because i'm spending 100+ hours in service and don't have time to work besides we aren't supposed to care about material possessions but i don't see why jehover won't get the angels to carry me to the territory.... except the bible says we aren't supposed to test him but i've got sore feet and cant wait 'till they're healed in the new paradise earth but that podiatrist who would probably try to force me to have a blood transfusion if he got the chance says that i've got fallen arches and bunions and shouldn't be working on my feet and he recommends that i get an office job (the hypocritical materialist!)!!.

  only i can't because i was home-skooled and received a very gud educatun due to jehovers holy guidance and i wouldn't want to work in an office anyway because there will be materialistic influences there and a demon might get me like they got my car..... .

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  Do you ever get a JW Kingdom Hall song stuck in your head??

  by ziddina in

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  2. friends

  anyway, i can't get "i'll go no more a-rovin'" out of my head.... .

  mark well what i do say,.

  - i'll go no more a ro -oovin' with you, fair maid!.

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  Deepest sympathies to all ex-JWs who've been hurt by the 'WORLD'

  by ziddina in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  this topic is in sympathy for all jehovah's witnesses visiting this site who have had bad experiences after they left the jws and went out into the world.

  i've heard many ex-jehovah's witnesses saying, "well, i went into the world and found nothing but trouble!!

  people were mean to me!

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  What Can You Say to JWs at the Door That They've NEVER Covered in the MS??

  by ziddina in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what have you said - or wished you could say - that would make the jws skip your house the next time 'round??.

  (that didn't work!

  lemme try that again!!

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