Waffles

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  Vaccination ban - any scanned WTBS articles?

  by Albert Einstein in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  for discussions with jws, i would appreciate any scanned wtbs magazine articles about vaccination ban ... anybody has any?.

  is there any evidence of people dying because of that?.

  thanks.. albert.

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  Waffles

  This one is my favorite.
  ALUMINUM IS THE DEVIL!
  Only use Saran Wrap, aluminum foil could lead to independant thinking and wanton masturbation.
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  Young People Ask - Ans/Work - Now that you're older...

  by Confucious in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i think i was 22 when that book came out.. and i remember the being at the convention remembering how much i appreciated it.. and even at that age - feeling like that book was for me.. but how do you feel about it today?.

  i don't have a copy of it anymore, but i do remember it being one of the better books.. thoughts?.

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  Waffles

  "According to the book 98% claim to have masturbated...."

  Crap, I must have read that wrong when I was still a loyal sheep. I thought the statistic is that 98% of people masturbate daily.
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  HOW YOUR KH INANCES BE DOING LATELY?

  by badboy in

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  any ideas?.

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  Waffles

  Not good enough, Jehovah needs more money!
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  Have you noticed that JW's who've been "raised in the truth" are crappy spellers?

  by gubberningbody in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i hate that..

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  Waffles

  I love how just about anything triggers the Miss Jones "stereotype" crying knee-jerk reaction lol
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  Young People Ask - Ans/Work - Now that you're older...

  by Confucious in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i think i was 22 when that book came out.. and i remember the being at the convention remembering how much i appreciated it.. and even at that age - feeling like that book was for me.. but how do you feel about it today?.

  i don't have a copy of it anymore, but i do remember it being one of the better books.. thoughts?.

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  Waffles

  Pedro* writes "I was hopelessly addicted to flogging my dolphin. I cried every time I was done wanking it. I felt so lost and hopeless. Fortunately the Young People Ask book and the assistance of mature older brothers helped me conquer my evil desire to shoot yogurt rockets into my dress socks. Now I am a missionary in Honduras and am not even attracted to women. Thanks YPA!"

  * - name has been changed
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  AVERAGE OF ONE ETHNIC GROUP FORMED EVERY YEAR SINCE NOAH'S FLOOD

  by badboy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  supposedly 5,000 ethnic groups in world.

  is this possible?.

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  Waffles

  Could 5,000 different races have come from Noah's line alone? I don't know.

  Here's a breakdown of the number of species on the earth. Could they all (other than the water-living ones) have come off of Noah's ark?

  1,250,000 animals, including:

  • 1,203,375 invertebrates:
    • 950,000 insects,
    • 81,000 mollusks,
    • 40,000 crustaceans,
    • 2,175 corals,
    • 130,200 others;
  • 59,811 vertebrates:
    • 29,300 fish,
    • 6,199 amphibians,
    • 8,240 reptiles,
    • 9,956 birds,
    • 5,416 mammals.
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  Open Letter to Satan ...

  by The Berean in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  dear satan:.

  for fifty years i have attempted to serve an opposing god.

  the results have been mental illness, alcoholism, and constant thoughts of suicide.

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  Waffles

  LOL!
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  Illuminati-Church Connections

  by cameo-d in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  take a look at what appears in the "capstone" area of this very old church!

  (duomo).

  http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/photo503305.htm.

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  Waffles

  Methinks you've seen too many History channel specials that were intended to hype Angels and Demons.
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  New Gillette ad: When there's no underbrush... the tree looks taller

  by Elsewhere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  yup.

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  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tijnewpcny.

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  Waffles

  Average is anywhere from 5.5-6, so any extra help that can be gained from pruning the shrubbery is good.
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  I hate the CO

  by superman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so i was talking to my mother the other day, and she was distressed because she was saying that if my little sister isn't baptized or working toward it by the time she's 18 (which is coming up soon) she may have to move out (more then likely she'll move in with me and my girlfriend, or my older sister if that happens).

  my little sister is a great kid (high honor roll, no trouble, hard worker, etc), that many parents would be grateful to have.

  i asked my mom, why would they take parenting advice from a guy who doesn't (and hasn't) ever had kids?

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  Waffles

  They are perpetually making it more difficult to sit on the fence. Either you are with us or you are against us. There is no middleground left to be had when the hardliners come to town.