The evolution book will always be the one that I spit on every night before I go to bed. My parents made me give that one to my science teacher. I never lived down that shame.
Johnnytwofeet
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Most Detested WT Publication
by Nosferatu inwhat is the wt publication you hated the most (i mean besides all of them?).
mine was that faggy pink "listening to the great teacher" book.
my mother tried to teach both me and the neighbor's worldly kid lessons from that book, and you know how embarrasing it is for a boy to be put straight by a pink book?.
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How much do you love me?
by Johnnytwofeet inuse this therad to talk about all the many ways in which you love me.. .
(poetry is not welcome).
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Johnnytwofeet
Use this therad to talk about all the many ways in which you love me.
(poetry is not welcome)
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Jesus.....God or God's son?
by digderidoo infollowing on from a post of sacolton's on a recent thread.
i hope he doesn't mind me cutting and pasting it as i want to examine it.. was jesus our god?
consider these two scriptures:.
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Johnnytwofeet
What we have here is two crazy people arguing over who is less crazy.
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Older posters check in...just post your name...we need to hear from you!
by restrangled ini am not the oldest but have 3 years here!
restrangled.. how about you?.
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Johnnytwofeet
I think he turned into a car!
hahahahahahahahah!
Seriously though he's dead
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Are some congregations more honest than other congregations?
by asilentone ini am not talking about doctrines..
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Johnnytwofeet
Yes. SOme buildings are actually quite a bit more honest than other buildings (could be the mortar)
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Proof of Conspiracy
by cameo-d inthis is taken from the writings of max heindel, who founded the rosecrusian fellowship in 1909. these writings are considered to be the "esoteric teachings of christianity"--"the pioneer spiritual teachings which will prepare all humanity for the new age of aquarius, when all nations will join in universal brotherhood.".
paraphrased:.
the sons of cain...they are full of positive energy and are the craftsmen of the world, the phree-messen, who carve their way through life.....they work through the intellect as is shown by the lamp from the flame.... the negative path is those who desire to have a leader, someone to follow.
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Johnnytwofeet
Stop posting this stuff. You've been warned......
(you know who we are)
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Is Jehovah a pushover?
by KDubbz ini gotta admit that i have my doubts about god.
my dad is an elder.
we were having a discussion about the bible.
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Johnnytwofeet
What the hell does the first part of your sentence have to do with the other? What is wrong with you?
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I went to a JW get-together last night
by BonaFide inso here in the jw complex, well, 90% are jw's, a couple of my friends had a bbq yesterday.
i was invited.
they had heard about some of my comments and questions regarding the organization, but i guess they forgot about that.. the friends there were from three different congregations.
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Johnnytwofeet
Just make sure you count your time
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Does God Exist - Six Reasons to Believe
by Megachusen ini ussualy find this kind of stuff hilarious.
this time was no different.. enter "does god exist - six reasons to believe" (link for all of those interested: http://www.everystudent.com/features/isthere.html?gclid=ci_bgzvimzscframdqodxcnmoa) written by a self proclamed "ex-atheist" who has obviously been cured of the crippeling disability known as "rationality''-- no doubt by a little taste of god's delicious magic pixie dust.. since i have a certain threshold of tolerance for stupidity, i'm only going to comment on the subheadings for each point rather than the text underneath.. 1. does god exist?
the complexity of our planet points to a deliberate designer who not only created our universe, but sustains it today.sure it does, buddy.
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Johnnytwofeet
I like your style. I will vote for you next time Board Emperor is up for grabs.
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Are you UNDERSTANDING towards Second, Third, and even Fourth-generation Witnesses on this forum?
by BonaFide indo you all realize how tough it is for a second-generation witness?
what about a third-generation witness?
fourth?.
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Johnnytwofeet
Ahhhh thanks Bonafide. I was missing your weekly, "Pretend I am an apostate polling other apostates for thoughts" diatribes. We get it Family is important. A lot of us here miss our family. How convenient and nice of you to come remindus all how much we do. I'm sure that's just a coincidence though and you're just looking for honest feedback.
OF course.