146. Dressing to Answer Satan's Taunts
Dark days ahead, everyone's dead - all because of tight, tight pants.
All nations are groaning, about Spanx we are moaning - that is our stance!
The light gets bright, when you wear what's right - just try to be more manly.
Elders don't expect you all, to be metrosexual - just to smile wanly.
Put on the suit, while we count the loot - march our trolleys off to war!
We don't dress weird, don't wear a beard - just do more and more!
(Chorus)
But the bible says "You may chuckle - but we're disgusted!"
But the Bible says "You may laugh - putting them on in the bath!"
But the Bible says "You may chuckle - but we're disgusted!"
But the Bible says "You may laugh - but you'll face God's wrath!"