Just bizzare... yes he cleary did skip the art of seduction.
Brocephus
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Poor Lawrence Bullard in Cincinnati
by Quillsky ini dunno why i find this story funny, because it's also sad on many levels.. so almost a decade ago lawrence, a jw virgin, is engaged to this jw girl and he tries, unsuccessfully and pathetically (he clearly skipped seduction 101 in college) to jump her bones in a weird kind of way, calls the cops on himself........ fast forward to now, he's married to someone else but as a convicted sex offender he may only go out in field service once a month, instead of eight times a month as the religion, he says, requires.. http://www.courthousenews.com/2010/03/10/25418.htm.
witness/offender wants to go door to doorby kevin koeninger .
cincinnati (cn) - a jehovah's witness who was convicted of felony attempted sexual abuse has sued the state of ohio, claiming it unconstitutionally prohibits him from practicing his religion by proselytizing door-to-door more than once a month.. .
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What to do
by JWinprotest inwe haven't been to a meeting or turned in a field service report for 2 months, so we don't know where our cong's memorial will be held this year.
we have 3 options.
either 1)we attend a meeting before the memorial and get the info, 2) we call one of the elders and get the info or 3) we wait to see if they contact us and if they don't we just miss for the first time ever.
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Brocephus
Just fade out... make a clean break. Don't answer their calls or visits... They'll forget about you especially if you were irregular for a while. They are probably even expecting it.
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Today the Sun will stand still for 12 minutes....
by Brocephus inbecause it's chuck norris' birthday and he told the sun to stand still.... .
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Brocephus
A giraffe is a horse that Chuck kicked in the chin!
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Today the Sun will stand still for 12 minutes....
by Brocephus inbecause it's chuck norris' birthday and he told the sun to stand still.... .
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Brocephus
Because it's Chuck Norris' birthday and he told the Sun to stand still...
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VIDEO - Russia JW Convention in Russia Disrupted and Canceled
by Albert Einstein inthats not a new video, but this is still happening in russia.. do you thing its good if authorities try to slow down jw, or should they just let them do what they want?.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8btgy51o2w.
albert.
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Brocephus
1) What is up with the speaker standing stiff with his head cowared like a beaten dog. Be defiant and proud for Pete's sake. It reminded me of standing while everyone else said the pledge.
2) The Russian police check was kinda hot, I got turned on by how she grabbed the mic. She can grab my mic any day... testes 1 2 ..testes...
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Ambushed!!!!! Fam'ly Intervention!
by sd-7 inlast night, i went to my parents' house to wash clothes--or so i thought.
apparently, someone's been talking.
so...i get slammed for listening to people on the internet.
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Brocephus
What your brother said to you is classic. My sister had a lot of resentment like that towards me too. It was weird. I think they feel abandoned. Misery loves company.
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What's your favorite Canadian band?
by lepermessiah insince we have a lot of canadian friends on this board, i have to ask - who are your favorite canadian bands?.
mine is rush.
they have been one of my favorite bands ever since i can remember.. they totally rule........the music and lyrics are all top notch.. the other one is the tea party - jeff martin is a genius.
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Brocephus
Anyone but Nickel Back.
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Which Poster here is most Hygienically clean ?
by thetrueone inin continuance of the which poster ?
thread topics being started today,.
i thought it would be appropriate to start this thread to make light of who is and who's not.. i look forward to your incisive input on this important and timely topic .
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Brocephus
I put the Bro in Brocephus. I am male...
I keep the flies away by being real still... Their eyes are made by Jehovah to detect motion... I learned that in the Awake!
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Which Poster here is most Hygienically clean ?
by thetrueone inin continuance of the which poster ?
thread topics being started today,.
i thought it would be appropriate to start this thread to make light of who is and who's not.. i look forward to your incisive input on this important and timely topic .
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Brocephus
I am dirty sometimes I refuse to shower after sex just to keep the stank of love on me. It attracts women like blood does sharks....
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sorry about your cat, would you like to learn how you can live forever?
by rockmehardplace inthat is exactly what i told someone in field service once.
i went to the door with another brother, and started my presentation.
i noticed the lady was crying and asked if everything was ok. she said that they just got back from the vet, and that they had to put the cat to sleep.
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Brocephus
I remember my Mom conducting a bible study while I waited in the car with another kid... The householders kid kept running in and out of the house playing (roughly) with his new kitten. Householder was so preoccuppied with learning the truth she didn't realize how rough the kid was being till he barged into the living room interuppted the study saying "Mommy" the kitten pissed on me. Mommy looked at the kitten. The boy had choked it and the kitten's bowels had released up expiration..... Good memories of field circus as a kid.