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  So I Finally Got My Invitation...

  by darkl1ght3r in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  ...to the district convention.

  hand deliverd by the drama director himself, who also happens to be my uncle.

  i even got my very own copy of the 'how can you survive the end of the world?

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  bluecanary

  darkl1ght3r, I hate trying to figure out how to type your name, but I love your sense of humor.
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  Man Blames Cat For Child Pornography Images On His Computer

  by minimus in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  he told detectives in martin county, florida that his cat would jump around on his keyboard and that's the reason over 1000 images were downloaded of child pornography!

  the 48 year old man couldn't understand how it happened either!!

  !.

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  LOL Mrs. J
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  Do I have to have been baptised to be apostate? New to forum.

  by artemis.design in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i am new on here as a member, although i have been on here quite a few times as a guest.

  please call me arte, or artemis after the female renaissance artist and roman godess and a bit of a hero of mine.

  i have abit of a problem with my spelling so sorry about that.

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  Apostate is as apostate does. If you say things that sound apostate (anything that indicates the GB does not understand the Bible correctly) you will be labled a dangerous apostate. I think the best way to go about it is to bring up doubts like you're just not sure that you're understanding something correctly, rather than implying that the fault lay with the doctrine or the doctrine-makers. If you are assertive, they will shun you. You have to decide what is more important to you. Being forthright about what you believe or keeping in contact with them. Only you can make that decision.
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  Elders no longer need two witnesses to DF you

  by bluecanary in

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  2. humour

  they just need google maps.. .

  might want to keep your dildo collection away from the window..

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  No, minimus, but you'd better be careful of anything else incriminating that might be visible. Elders may no longer need to stake out your house at night to see if you commit fornication. They can just google it. They might even learn that sex happens during the day, too!
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  What "knowing Jehovah really means"

  by gubberningbody in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  "the form of worship that is clean and undefiled from the standpoint from our god and father is this: to look after orphans and widows in their tribulation, and to keep oneself without spot from the world" (james 1:27).

  "for in loving kindness i have taken delight, and not in sacrifice: and in the knowledge of god rather than in whole burnt offerings" (hosea 6:6).

  loving kindness is more important than sacrifice, which certainly shows that love of neighbor and family, whether baptized or unbaptized, is much more important than the sacrifice of field service and meeting attendance and is considered by god to be sacred service.

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  Good catch, GB! I'll save those scriptures.

  and I asked ...

  "Are we allowed to do that?"

  Priceless!
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  Man Blames Cat For Child Pornography Images On His Computer

  by minimus in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  he told detectives in martin county, florida that his cat would jump around on his keyboard and that's the reason over 1000 images were downloaded of child pornography!

  the 48 year old man couldn't understand how it happened either!!

  !.

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  Men are always blaming it on the pussy.
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  WERE THERE ANY OBSESSIVES IN YOUR CONGREGATION?

  by badboy in

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  any takers?.

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  badboy, please stop shouting at me. Use your inside voice.
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  Elders no longer need two witnesses to DF you

  by bluecanary in

  1. social
  2. humour

  they just need google maps.. .

  might want to keep your dildo collection away from the window..

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  They just need Google Maps.

  Might want to keep your dildo collection away from the window.
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  TURN IN YOUR DAMN TIME - IT'S THE 5TH...

  by tresdecu in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i hate turning in time, even though it's phantom.

  do you think they phase this out soon???

  especially now that they spend so much time doctoring up the stats to make them look good.. anybody out there with some inside info?.

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  all still in........start turning in 5 or 10 hour more EACH and EVERY month...in just six months you may be turning in 60 or more hours a month....you will have already received MANY praises!!

  Not necessarily. I could have turned in 1000 hours each month. No one cared. Maybe it's different for brothers.
  
  They won't get rid of counting time because it's the only thing keeping people going out in service (i.e. keep them trying to convince others and themselves of their ridiculous doctrines and lifestyle). For pioneers and auxiliaries, they want the prestige. Stop counting hours, that goes away. For everyone else who are either too dumb or too honest to fake the time, if they don't have to make a report to avoid being "counseled" they will stop service cold.
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  If you seek Amy in Field Service

  by donny in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  love me, hate me.

  love me, hate me.

  (love me, hate me).

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  bluecanary

  It's pronounced: F U see K me.

  I think it's shameful that they are listening to Brittney Spears. Never mind the lyrics; she's got no talent.