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  Attorneys experienced in JWs?

  by JerkhovahsWitless in

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  i've seen jwchildcustody.com, but what i'm wondering about are attorneys that'll deal in threatening legal action against the cult, local congregation, elders, etc in disfellowshipping cases.. i think i remember seeing a letter somewhere on here that people have used?

  curious about attorneys that'd get involved to make it more official and intimidating.. possibly the gears are in motion for the elders to want to meet with me due to me saying the wrong anti-jw sounding things to people who call me their friend, yet gossip to their friends, elders and jw family about suspicious sounding things i've said.

  so, right now a bunch of people are sharing stories, mixing up what was actually said, adding to it and making it sound worse, and i know its going to come back to bite me soon.. in return i'm tempted to gossip about how i know certain friends are j/o'ing to internet porn, un-chaperoned dating with busy hands and drunkenness to everyone i know, but i'd probably get in trouble for slander, haha.... anyway, i'm looking to be prepared in advance if the day comes.

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  Bethel brother prays we remain submissve and obey the GB

  by JerkhovahsWitless in

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  i had my sad (and what a sad day for me it was) maybe a little over a month ago... the concluding talk was given by some bethel douche.

  his name is don or john larson / larsen.

  his wife's name is emma (maybe it was enema?).

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  Facebook comments from JWs

  by JerkhovahsWitless in

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  i saw this on facebook today.

  i changed the names to jw 1, 2 and 3. thought i'd post it here... i found it amusing, maybe someone else will, too.. jw 1 is reading an article from january 1999 awake..... yesterday at 7:59pm comment like / unlike.

  jw 2. most definately those articles from back then definately hit home bro .

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  CO visit this week

  by JerkhovahsWitless in

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  for the first time, i didn't attend the meeting when the co came.

  my family went, which i figured would lead to them being questioned about me.. i thought for sure the cultists would be knocking on my door with the fat old wind-bag co to "encourage" me.

  unless they stopped by this week when no one was home, it looks like no one wants to save me from armageddon.

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  YouTube - Releasing the Bonds

  by JerkhovahsWitless in

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  i don't know if this has ever been posted here before.

  i just stumbled across it last night while i was browsing the user exmormonfoundation's videos.. steven hassan talks about how cults operate with a group of ex mormons.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az4te2elokc.

  this is part 1. there's 12 parts i believe.. i found it interesting how current morons mormons spam the comments with stupidity, much like jws do on ex-jw videos.

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  JWs and Aliens

  by JerkhovahsWitless in

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  i finished reading the demon haunted world by carl sagan about a week ago.

  a porition of it talked about aliens and i started thinking about jws and alien stories.

  i can't recall any stories about aliens from jws i've ever known or stories from any of their friends.. when i was a little kid, i knew someone who's older brother claimed aliens were demons trying to lead people away from the bible.

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  Tonight I hid in the pet food section at the grocery store

  by JerkhovahsWitless in

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  i went to the grocery store tonight to get some supplies for the small party (with a few jw friends) i'm having this weekend.

  while trying to find the aisle with the canned vegetables, i spot them, at the back of the store in dairy... the ancient and insane jw husband and wife duo that goes to my congregation.

  it was minutes until 9pm, what were they still doing awake, and out shopping at that?

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  Is the artwork on the new creation DVD astrological?

  by JerkhovahsWitless in

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  anyone else after opening the dvd case for the wonders of creation reveal god's glory (hole), immediately think of the zodiac when looking at the disc?.

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  Today was day 1 of my district cultvention

  by JerkhovahsWitless in

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  some of the memorable moments today would be:.

  1) the nutty mother on stage with her little boy who became an unbaptized publisher at 6. i missed his current age, but he was a tiny little kid, couldn't be much older than a couple years over 6. tomorrow he gets baptized.

  2) the husband and wife couple who work part-time to pioneer, but wanted to do more so they sold their home, down-sized to one car and made other adjustments to make their lives more simple to put the kingdom first.

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  The cult freaks want to stop by to "encourage" me

  by JerkhovahsWitless in

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