just think 2,000 years ago jesus stood on a plank above the sarlacc pit.
then he spun around and jumped back up onto the skiff where peter threw him his lightsaber from pilate's sail barge.
after slaughtering the guards he and the apostles sped away, but not before they turned the main deck gun down at pilate's barge.
Pilate had a sweet barge. What a waste. And yeah, what about poor Judas? What an unceremonious ending, especially if you believe that he might have been an inside man, according to the gospel bearing his name. Seriously, though...who cares if you're getting digested over a thousand years? You'll die sometime before that, right?
And Leia in that getup. I sense a disturbance in my pants.
i just had a message from my friend.. told me to tell you all.
he loves ya!!!!!
oh you dont know my friend??
Thanks, Grace! I hope you're doing well.
ok, so the mega millions jackpot is at half a billion dollars.
if you won and decided to take it in a lump sum, you automatically lose 40%, then there's state and federal taxes, so you'd actually get a 'meazly' $240,000,000.. what would you do if you won that kind of money?
other than donate a chunk to the world-wide-wit-lessing-work..........
SBC- Titan, you say? Sounds swell to me.
ok, so the mega millions jackpot is at half a billion dollars.
if you won and decided to take it in a lump sum, you automatically lose 40%, then there's state and federal taxes, so you'd actually get a 'meazly' $240,000,000.. what would you do if you won that kind of money?
other than donate a chunk to the world-wide-wit-lessing-work..........
I would change my phone number and relocate.
Oh, and probably treat myself to some good whisky and a box of nice cigars on the first day.
Ooh, and Mrs. Zoiks would probably have some choice parting words for a certain JW employer who has a terrible reputation in the business community yet somehow was just appointed an elder. That would be fun.
in the late 70's, my father gave me an 8-track recording of flatt & scruggs' carnegie hall concert from 1962. i became an instant fan.
earl passed away yesterday, but his music will live forever.
he was among the greatest banjo players the world has known.
RIP Earl.
the obsession of apostates.. a jw apologist's view.. http://dismythed.blogspot.com/2009/01/obsession-of-apostates.html.
bangalore.
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The questions under the heading "ARE YOU OBSESSED?" are pretty terrific, and so well-written.
Do you spend time combing through the organization's literature just to see if what is written by one of its members apart from the organization is accurate just so you can use the occasional thing that is not perfectly correct against that person?
Help, I've been blinded by crystal clear logic!
as some of you know, i am employed as master of whisky for seattle (pac nw).
i represent diageo n america's whisk(e)y portfolio.. this includes: johnnie walker, the classic malts of scotland, bushmills irish whiskey, crown royal, bulleit bourbon and rye whiskey, george dickel tennessee whisky, and bucchanan's blended scotch whisky.. my job basically involves speaking publicly about the whiskies, hosting and presenting whisk(e)y tastings and dinners, and educating bar & restaurant staff about whisk(e)y. tough gig, i know.. my mow bio & pic can be found on crown royal's website here: http://www.crownroyal.com/west-masters/breck-taylor.
i was thinking about putting a featured whisky of the week up here every friday.
How did I miss this thread the first time around? Thanks for the bit of education, LKL. Very, very cool. I enjoyed your tasting notes on the Ardbeg; it is only available by special order through the department of liquor control in my state, so I'm kind of waiting for a special occasion on which to grab a bottle.
omg, today is the forum's 12th birthday !.
omg x 2 - i said the word 'birthday' and no-one was beheaded !
lol.
Happy Birthday to this site! It's a nice little slice of humanity.
who can remember brother or sister "cock-up" who would look at a word and say the wrong thing.. example through the during the creation book brother tongue tied refered to the lack of need for multiple orgasms to bring life?.
or elder detailed who instead of saying i have started so i will finsh (a popular british tv saying) saying i have farted so i will sinnish?.
lets have a laugh at our best ones!.
Brother doing bible highlights is reviewing Judges and reads 3:31. Misreads ox goad as ox gord, then talks about how Jehovah's spirit must have been involved for a man to kill 600 Philistines with a vegetable.
i know this is a few months old.
but i think it's profound to people that still think like the wt trained them to think.
even after coming out of the wt, they still feel that all christians believe that they alone have the true religion or denomination.
SBC-
EDIT: nevermind
Hehehe.
