and the moral is: Either chill out or return to Hell !
LOL
enjoy:.
a shepherding call where one word was never spoken but was .
successful!.
and the moral is: Either chill out or return to Hell !
LOL
Figured it out. I am reading this as a bedtime thing tonight. When I saw 29 pages, I had to find a way to make my printer print 2 pages per page. Now where is that stapler...
That's a bunch of reading. I need to find a way to print 2 pages on one page so I can read it all. Looks good though, thanks for the link.
the witnesses always say they are free in christ, i beg to differ, i don't know how many stupid unscriptural laws they have but lets start a thread on how many dumb witness laws you know and have heard of that make no sense or completely unbelievable, it is like they have a second talmud.
cant have walt disney movies or stuffed animals as this is magical.
cant have beards.
Still thinking of food...
Obviously they can't eat blood sausage.
Any cookies or small cakes shapped like christmas trees, valentines etc. was frowned upon.
the witnesses always say they are free in christ, i beg to differ, i don't know how many stupid unscriptural laws they have but lets start a thread on how many dumb witness laws you know and have heard of that make no sense or completely unbelievable, it is like they have a second talmud.
cant have walt disney movies or stuffed animals as this is magical.
cant have beards.
Thanks James, I figured Lucky Charms had been banned at one time just like chess was.
Let's also not forget the dangers of POCKET CALCULATORS! Que Jaws music... LOL!
i didn't see this anywhere here, so thought you might be amused by this story.. i was watching fox news this morning.
they had a quick story about ole pat robertson predicting a major terrorist strike in the us sometime after september of 2007. millions would be affected (he didn't specify killed or what, just affected...).
but the kicker was this:.
Thanks, I keep getting these fools mixed up.
i didn't see this anywhere here, so thought you might be amused by this story.. i was watching fox news this morning.
they had a quick story about ole pat robertson predicting a major terrorist strike in the us sometime after september of 2007. millions would be affected (he didn't specify killed or what, just affected...).
but the kicker was this:.
Isn't Pat Robertson same jerk that was going to die if his followers didn't raise a specific amount of money before a certain date? Or am I thinking about another so-called prophet?
get your mind out of the gutter, not screwing myself that way haha.. for those that don't know, i'm df'd, trying to get reinstated so i can get family/friends back in my life than fade away faster than the only good radio station you can tune in on a long road trip.
basically, i can't keep my mouth shut.
my mom and i were talking the other day.
Apparently you are not very good about leading that "double life" the JWs are always talking about. Best of luck, but if you can't bite your tongue, you're screwed.
i had a complete blast on new years!
matt and i went to a bar with one of my girlfriends and she and i drank the night away.
matt was the dd, and we kept trying to get him to do shots with us and toast the new year, but he always declined.
Here in the Uk the Home Office's and the Police obsession with Drink Drivers goes on and on with TV campaigns etc, just because they are easy targets to arrest, yet nothing is ever done to the crazy boy racers who terrorize our town night after night , or elderly drivers who cant see over the wheel, only last week and OAP driver was caught going the wrong way down the the freeway, causing mayhem , and only escaped with a warning , this obsession with persecuting guys who are 1 beer over the top sickens me.
My mother-in-law is perminantly crippled because of a drunk driver. I'm glad the police in the UK are doing their job. As far as the rest, how about driving on the right side of the road for a change?
watching the view right now.. sherri, a funny woman, who will probably rreplace star in the show, .
well they were talking about pat robertsons prediction, and sherri said she is leary, as she use to belong to a religion, where they went door to door and handed out pamphletss, and said the end was coming in 1995.
(although i think she meant 1975).
She credits her success as a comedian to Jesus Christ and she is a member of the Greater Bethany Baptist Church.
It does say she was raised as a Jehovah's Witness.
Edited to add...
It also says she is married to comidian Jeff T. Could it be our Jeff T?