Go to a hall you have no been to, that is atleast not the very closest one, get the records transferred, then don't show up anymore. :)
The society lies and has it's members lie. For example on JW.org under FAQ, you'll see the question on "Do you shun former members of your religion". They give the impression those who leave won't be shunned, and even if somebody sinned, that families are family no matter what.
So with all of that and the society labeling lying, "theocratic warfare", and how lying to those they deem it's none of their business is not a lie, then lieing about meetings because otherwise they may shun, etc, is also theocratic warfare and none of their business. It's your private life.