All together now, hands in the air and sing
Oh when the saints go marching in Oh
When the saints go marching in
I want to be in that number
When the saints go marching in
Posts by spawn
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1A Big Today
by cantleave infor the south coast of england.
southampton v portsmouth.
c'mon southampton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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watchtower site on Facebook, ,,is this stuff for real ?
by lancelink ini was looking over the watchtower site on facebook this evening, and was just mesmerized by many of the posts.this stuff can't be real (can it)?
nelson birdwell ?
it's like something out of mad magazine, or better yet the onion !.
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spawn
Shawn keep it mate as I haven't laughted so much in ages,
It worries me that these people believe what they are saying.
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"Youth book" said 97% of teenagers Masturbate...but none of them are Witnesses! Is this unrealistic?
by Witness 007 in"youth" book and "young people ask" admitts that 97% boys and 92% of girls masturbate but of course none of the holy decent witness teenagers would ever do such a thing and earn jehovahs anger!
how realistic is this?
97% of the world have t.v's or a telephone!
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spawn
It.s hard to believe when the Borg is full of "Wankers"
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spawn
surely his trousers should be around his ankles
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Good News, Channel 4 To Stop Showing "Friends" Re Runs!
by jookbeard inabout time tf, joey opens the fridge to canned laughter of an audience splitting their sides..
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spawn
About time, it's a show that was never funny like the simpsons.
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why did all the jws hate cliff richard so much?
by looloo ini couldnt understand why they hated him so much and they all seemed to hate him !
i hope hank marvin got on with him as i heard he was a jw elder ..
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The fact that his Mother was a JW and he is GAY has a lot to do with it, I know someone with a recording studio that he uses and he turns up with his special friend and matching dogs.
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Funerals and Disfellowshipped Individuals
by lepermessiah innot to "hijack" dogpatch's recent thread, but the experience he relayed in the above topic struck a nerve and i was curious for more input.. http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/188715/1/my-aunts-funeral-at-the-kingdom-hall.
if there is ever a time when a shred of human dignity and compassion is deserved, it is at a funeral.. i am appalled by the way disfellowshipped individuals are treated, but especially at witness funerals.. the flesh and blood relatives have the right to be there if they choose.
if you are a witness and you are offended by a disfellowshipped person attending, dont let the door hit you in the @$$ on the way out.
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spawn
This is another reason the Borg should be destroyed, they have no compassion for anyone. Everything by the book even though it's the wrong book
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Elder uses Congregation Bible Study as an opportunity to ban the movie Avatar
by easyreader1970 inlast night, during the congregation bible study, the conductor (overseer?
) used this as a platform to say that the movie avatar is of satan and no christians should see it.. .
he said that he googled the (original) meaning of the word avatar and it was of hindu religious origin.
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spawn
Typical reaction from a braindead, Why is it that as soon as a man becomes an elder he has an "old fart transplant". I remember when Event Horizon came out and seeing an elder and two MS in the cinema watching it. Reminds me of most things from the platform"Do as I say and not as I do".
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Blood Transfusion? Yes Please
by finallysomepride inon monday night i ended in hospital with kidney stones (5th time) this ones plagued me for the last 2-3 years.. i recieved all the necessary pain killers to settle things down, so i was comfotable most of tuesday.
tuesday night the specialists came to see me, & they asked about me being a jw and would i still refuse a blood transfusion.. immediatley i said no to being a jw & yes to a blood transfusion, i had been wonderng for sometime what would be my awnser be, & how quick i would responde to these questions, so now i know.. by the way there was alot relief on the faces of the specialist when i answered this way.. they have only so far put a stent in to relieve the pressure from the stone blocking the kidney, further treatment to come but could be some months away.. so anyway i'm still in hospital, thank god for netbooks & wireless broadband, i go home 2moro.. just thought i would share what i've been through these last couple of days, & to say i really am feeling like i'm now free of the borg.. kevin.
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spawn
Man I feel for you, I only had a small stone and I passed it, the pain in doing so was something else and it's something I hope doesn't happen again.Lets hope you are back on your feet soon and they can resolve it as soon as possible.
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a couple of questions.
by xbro infirstly ,as i have just recently had a epiphany and now see that jehovahs wittness are a cult , their beliefes deeply flawed,are not in the least a chosen people and that the whole organisation is flawed i was wondering how many of you still have the beliefs and if not how long did it take to shed them?.
secondly ,do you still have a strong faith in god,and if so have to joined another faith comunity?.
thirdly ,do you still pray to jehovah or the 'lord' or god ?
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spawn
Hello Tiger,
firstly the Borg are like all money making companies.
Secondly I don't believe or trust any religion.
And I don't believe in and God or supreme Being and you know what a week Little Sister and I have had so this comfirms it for me.