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  I guess I am cult leader now!

  by Anti-Christ in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've been gone for a while but i kind of miss you guys and gals so i decided to see what was up.

  for me i found out a few days ago that in my old congregation the gossip about me ( i was first shocked that there was any gossip about me) is that i have started my own cult and i have a few followers (ex jdubs) wow!

  i fell on my ass!

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  notverylikely

  I'm In Quebec

  Jonquiere is nice this time of year.
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  How Do People Like Sir 82 & Others Who Are Active JWs Do It ???

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i appreciate any who tell us what the latest co's talk is about or what was said at the meetings.

  i just don't know how you can do it.

  knowing that the "truth" is false and even laughable, it boggles my mind that you can still go, listen to the spiritual bullshit and maintain.. how do you do it?.

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  notverylikely

  When I speak at the door, the presentation is about 3rd grade quality.

  Dude, you're gonna convert some people if you keep presenting as as well as the other dubs. I suggest you dumb it down to pre-school.
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  Okay, see, I DO have a sense of humor...

  by AGuest in

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  http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/lord_jesus_christ_suffers_mino/865/comments.html.

  seeing as it's not my lord, but an imposter anyway.

  the comments really are funny (and my lord does have a sense of humor, trust me - that's where i get it.

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  notverylikely

  Oh, I just lurves you to death, Shelby :)
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  I guess I am cult leader now!

  by Anti-Christ in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've been gone for a while but i kind of miss you guys and gals so i decided to see what was up.

  for me i found out a few days ago that in my old congregation the gossip about me ( i was first shocked that there was any gossip about me) is that i have started my own cult and i have a few followers (ex jdubs) wow!

  i fell on my ass!

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  notverylikely

  Local needs parts

  Local needs last night was on alcohol. I guess no one noticed the 2 Scotches and 3 Guinesses I had before meeting.
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  27

  I guess I am cult leader now!

  by Anti-Christ in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've been gone for a while but i kind of miss you guys and gals so i decided to see what was up.

  for me i found out a few days ago that in my old congregation the gossip about me ( i was first shocked that there was any gossip about me) is that i have started my own cult and i have a few followers (ex jdubs) wow!

  i fell on my ass!

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  notverylikely

  Sorry to disappoint.

  No worries, there is this cute gal a few hours away I have been spending my money on and nights with. She's got my attention for now.
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  How Do People Like Sir 82 & Others Who Are Active JWs Do It ???

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i appreciate any who tell us what the latest co's talk is about or what was said at the meetings.

  i just don't know how you can do it.

  knowing that the "truth" is false and even laughable, it boggles my mind that you can still go, listen to the spiritual bullshit and maintain.. how do you do it?.

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  notverylikely

  I live in the beautiful, backward state of Alabama!

  You know AL is bad when people from SC can make fun of you (not personally, of course!)
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  How Do People Like Sir 82 & Others Who Are Active JWs Do It ???

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i appreciate any who tell us what the latest co's talk is about or what was said at the meetings.

  i just don't know how you can do it.

  knowing that the "truth" is false and even laughable, it boggles my mind that you can still go, listen to the spiritual bullshit and maintain.. how do you do it?.

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  notverylikely

  A Jewish,active Jehovah`s Witness ? ..

  Active is a strong word.....I mean, heck, when I absolutely HAVE to knock on a door, my presentation goes like "Hi, we're Jehovah's Witnesses and we would like to discuss these magazi...ok, you have a nice day."
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  How Were YOU Viewed By Other Witnesses?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what was your reputation?

  were you viewed as "mature", "worldly", or "exemplary"?

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  notverylikely

  The elders have told me...very bright and capable and they know how spiritual I am and how much I know about the religion, Jesus, history, but I need to work on my FS time and keeping focus on the org so they can "use" me in the congregation, of course, responsing with "the last time a bunch of guys used me i couldn't sit down for a week" doesn't help my case.....
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  I guess I am cult leader now!

  by Anti-Christ in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've been gone for a while but i kind of miss you guys and gals so i decided to see what was up.

  for me i found out a few days ago that in my old congregation the gossip about me ( i was first shocked that there was any gossip about me) is that i have started my own cult and i have a few followers (ex jdubs) wow!

  i fell on my ass!

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  notverylikely

  Lol! no...

  Well fuck. Now who am i gonna worship?
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  How Do People Like Sir 82 & Others Who Are Active JWs Do It ???

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i appreciate any who tell us what the latest co's talk is about or what was said at the meetings.

  i just don't know how you can do it.

  knowing that the "truth" is false and even laughable, it boggles my mind that you can still go, listen to the spiritual bullshit and maintain.. how do you do it?.

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  notverylikely

  You, sir, are a hot mess!

  Thank you, thank you!

  What part of the south do you live in, Sylvia?