is noah to blame for the flea population we have today?could this have been the source that started the imbalance of nature?if noah had bathed the animals before boarding.....do you think we would still have pesticides today?
After the flood there was only eight people in the world. right? Which one of them was the first to sin?
According to what's in the Bible it was either Noah for getting blind-drunk or Ham for not covering up Noah's nekkidnes
Sooo nekkidnes is a sin...and it wasn't a woman? lisa
is noah to blame for the flea population we have today?could this have been the source that started the imbalance of nature?if noah had bathed the animals before boarding.....do you think we would still have pesticides today?
After the flood there was only eight people in the world. right? Which one of them was the first to sin?
lisa
purplesofa...I love Mary Englelbreit
lisa
here is a photo shoot with one model made up in several looks according to increasing ages.. photos.
and the biggest secret.... so, which is the real one?.
I think all but the last one is real. And I also believe it to be Jody Foster.
lisa
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i will make myself unavailable everyday at exactly 4:04. .
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I try not to answer the phone after 6pm. I do look at the caller ID incase it's someone I want to talk to.
lisa
not much of a sinner but i'm ashamed and must confess...sometimes i use the mens disabled toilets as an "executive washroom"...i don't like peeing in front of others and feel traped in those horrid cubicals but otherwise am not disabled.
{the shame, i check for disabled folks first!
} also if i don't have change i don't pay the train fare on my short trip home so i don't miss the train....feel abit bad and i'm trying to quit these awful pratices.. whats your sin fess up???
Sometimes if I'm not in the mood....I'll pretend I didn't see someone I know so I don't have to talk.
I always use the handicapped toilet if I can...there's more room and I can take the grandkid(s) in with me and not worry about them being kidnapped or then getting into something they aren't supposed to. Didn't know it was a no-no.
lisa
there was a scripture about a rod.......it seemed to be in every other watchtower.....it was an excuse to beat children.
i was a little girl.
i was beat with my pants down every time they could.
Did ya'll know the telephone cord leaves a weird curly type bruise?
I got beat....regularly, either during the meeting, or as soon as we got home.
lisa
because i was caught making my friend's ken doll kiss my barbie.
i also stripped him to see his junk (as gregor would call it!
), but there was only a blunt bump.
I couldn't have Ken or Barbie, I had her little sisters Scooter and Skipper.
I wanted a Barbie, because I loved her shoes.
lisa
i used to lurk and comment here quite a bit six years ago, or so, when i was just getting out - this forum was a huge help.
i moved on i guess, but have always been grateful for all the good information and support.
anyway, one of the ways i coped with the transition to a more normal life was to write and produce a radio show in colorado that allowed me to work through a lot of issues.
good job and congrats
lisa
one year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot .
as a christmas gift.
the next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
these are very funny. On a relatled note, I just received this email:
Husbands' Letter To The Editor
Subject: As Women Get Older
Dear Friends,
It's important for us men to remember that, as women grow older, it
becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping
as when they were younger. When you begin to notice this, try not to
yell at them.
Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an
oversensitive woman.
Let me tell you how I handled the situation with my wife, Amy.
When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Amy to get a
full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and
for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started
working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age.
I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets
home from work.
Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to
rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner.I don't yell at
her.
Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets
dinner on the table.
I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club, so eating out
is not a practicable alternative. Besides, I'm ready for some
home-cooked grub when I hit that door.
She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating.
But now it's not unusual for the dishes to sit on the table for
several hours after dinner.
I do what I can, by diplomatically reminding her several times each
evening that 'they won't clean themselves.' I know she really
appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done
before she goes to bed.
Another symptom of aging, I think, is complaining. For example, she'll
say that it's difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills
during her lunch hour. But, boys... we take'em for better or worse, so
I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out
over two or even t hree days. That way she won't have to rush so much.
I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't
hurt her (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my
stronger points.
And when doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest
periods.
For instance, she had to take a break when she was only half-finished
mowing the yard.
I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a
nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for
awhile. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well
make one for me. I know, I know.... I probably look like a saint by
the way I support Amy.
I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men
will find it difficult.
Some will find it impossible and nobody knows better than I do how
frustrating women get as they get older.
However guys, even if you just start using a little more tact and a
little less criticism of your aging wife due to this article, I'll
consider that by writing it, it was well worthwhile. After all, we are
put on this earth to help each other. Good luck.
Signed,
Bill
EDITOR'S NOTE:
Bill died suddenly on April 15 of a perforated rectum.
The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch
Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5
inches of grip left showing, and a sledgehammer laying nearby.
His wife Amy was arrested and charged with murder.
The all-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty.
They accepted her defense that Bill, somehow, without looking,
accidentally sat down on his golf club.
