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  funny meeting story

  by josephus in

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  hi guys.

  as you know ive been out about a 2 years now.. i recently lent coc and the sequal to a good freind and his wife.. he happens to be an elder in my old hall who still talks to me.. well i saw him recently, and he and his missus told me they agree with every word, but at thier age .

  it would kill them leaving things.. my mum told me today he did a talk at the meeting and said there were things "witnesses should know".

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  josephus

  ooops i meant

  FREIND OF MINE

  jo
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  funny meeting story

  by josephus in

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  hi guys.

  as you know ive been out about a 2 years now.. i recently lent coc and the sequal to a good freind and his wife.. he happens to be an elder in my old hall who still talks to me.. well i saw him recently, and he and his missus told me they agree with every word, but at thier age .

  it would kill them leaving things.. my mum told me today he did a talk at the meeting and said there were things "witnesses should know".

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  i agree simon

  the elder is a dear feind of mine.

  and the thing he said to me tonight when i visited him is that he was guiltly that he had taught false things.

  i feel like ive made a disciple in a funny way.

  nowadays i feel more cristian than ever.

  regards bro

  josephus
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  funny meeting story

  by josephus in

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  hi guys.

  as you know ive been out about a 2 years now.. i recently lent coc and the sequal to a good freind and his wife.. he happens to be an elder in my old hall who still talks to me.. well i saw him recently, and he and his missus told me they agree with every word, but at thier age .

  it would kill them leaving things.. my mum told me today he did a talk at the meeting and said there were things "witnesses should know".

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  josephus

  hi guys

  as you know ive been out about a 2 years now.

  i recently lent COC and the sequal to a good freind and his wife.

  he happens to be an elder in my old hall who still talks to me.

  well i saw him recently, and he and his missus told me they agree with every word, but at thier age
  it would kill them leaving things.

  my mum told me today he did a talk at the meeting and said there were things "WITNESSES SHOULD KNOW"
  in case it was brought up on the door.

  he went on to talk about the ever changing blood doctrine, the million end of the worlds, prymidology and mexico.

  who says you cant change things.

  my mum saiod the hall was daedly quiet, and the next day on service they were all talking about it.

  regards

  josephus
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  any help from the smart guys

  by josephus in

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  i thought that would get your attention.. could anyone tell me exactly how many people are now running churchs as some type of jehovahs witness.. and if you could give me thier names and websites too.. thank you in advance.. josephus

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  josephus

  i thought that would get your attention.

  could anyone tell me exactly how many people are now running churchs as some type of jehovahs witness.

  and if you could give me thier names and websites too.

  thank you in advance.

  josephus
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  Music For Mountaineeers

  by hillary_step in

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  any of you who have ever read the electrifying book by john krakauer into thin air, that related the tragic events of 1998 expedition to conquer everest, will appreciate this work in progress song.

  it needs polishing and you will need to turn up the volume.. it is named 'ghosts of the ascent'.

  : http://www.dannyokeefe.com/sound/dok_ghosts.mp3.

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  hi hillary

  have you ever climbed in and around bannf ?

  i am thinking about making albertat my home, so i can enjoy the rockies.

  see you

  josephus
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  Raymond Franz Never A Member of GB/Fathers Email

  by ladonna in

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  yep, that's right!!.

  i called my mother tonight to say a friendly hello.

  you guessed it.

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  hi ana

  thinking of you

  love

  josephus
  neil
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  Shunned by the shunned!

  by Pubsinger in

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  this is great!.

  most days i have to walk through a shopping centre.. a df'd guy is always in there preaching.

  he was df'd nearly 10yrs ago for basically disagreeing with everything the soc.

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  bizzare!!!

  we had this guy who used to study.

  he was a fat ,black, gay guy, living in a white tough neighbourhood.

  he wouldnt get baptized because he didnt want to stand out !!

  regards

  josephus
  "everyones queer but thee and me, and im not so sure about thee".
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  THE GREATEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED

  by josephus in

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  no not jesus!!.

  david beckham..... oh happy day...... love.

  josephus

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  NO NOT JESUS!!

  DAVID BECKHAM....

  OH HAPPY DAY.....

  love

  josephus
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  If You Could Up The Tempo A Little What.......

  by Englishman in

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  i understand that for the last couple of decades it has become wt policy for local congregations to sing kingdom songs to recorded music.. now, apart from the awful uniformity and the squishing of individual musical inventiveness, this strikes me as another attempt by the wtbts to numb the publishers mind with banal hawaiian style paradise tunes.

  no more an elderly sister treadling an ancient harmonium, bye bye li'l schoolgirl squeakily playing her recorder, ta ta to the teenage guitarist strumming a, g and d to every melody as the congregation gamely sang tunelessly on.. so, just for fun, i was thinking, wouldn't it be hilarious if we could switch the tape / cd / record just as bart simpson switched the church organists music to "in the garden of eden, baby" in a recent programme.. what song would you like to be broadcast over the pa system, bearing in mind that you would only have a few seconds before your efforts at sabotage would be rumbled?.

  i've though about it for a while, and i would love to have the venga boys played to the congregation.. the title is, of course, "sex on the beach".

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  hi englishman

  funny you should say that.

  i once did that.

  i changed the melody from, "from houe to house"

  to "enter sandman by mettalica !

  this is true, and i received a bollocking for doing it.

  regards

  josephus
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  I AM A DISSAPOINTMENT TO MUM

  by josephus in

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  my dad was telling me today that i am a big dissapointment to my mum.. it seems the feels that all her years of rearing us are a waste of time,.

  because her three kids dont go to the meetings.. she drew parralels to another family, in our hall, and said we all the same.. the other family has four kids, three of whom are/were drug dealers.. one was driven out of the country by terrorists because of it.. the other is a prick living in a giant house.

  he only talks to you if hes bought.

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  josephus

  My dad was telling me today that i am a big dissapointment to my mum.

  it seems the feels that all her years of rearing us are a waste of time,
  because her three kids dont go to the meetings.

  she drew parralels to another family, in our hall, and said we all the same.

  the other family has four kids, three of whom are/were drug dealers.
  one was driven out of the country by terrorists because of it.

  the other is a prick living in a giant house. he only talks to you if hes bought
  a new gold brick to show off. they all hate thier parents.

  we arent the most successful bunch of kids ive ever met, but i thought
  we had a good relationship with
  our parents.

  maybe thats not worth much after all.

  see you

  josephus
  neil