i masturbate regularly and i must say it works marvels when im feeling depressed. it also helps with my arthritis and overall stamina.
oh and forgot to mention its also a great hand (no pun intended) for my insomnia!
btw i still have 20/20 vision
ha!
i knew it!!
just another ploy to make us miserable and frustrated.
i masturbate regularly and i must say it works marvels when im feeling depressed. it also helps with my arthritis and overall stamina.
oh and forgot to mention its also a great hand (no pun intended) for my insomnia!
btw i still have 20/20 vision
hi everyone, ive never been on any forum before, of any nature, i came accross yours by accident and have been amazed at how uniform all our experiences are re our time spent as jw,s accross cultures, continents, ages and the sexes,(fitly united) but only in grief !!!
im from ediburgh, though it could be anywhere in the world, and as long as i was under the wts( loving umbrella) i could be assured of that life sucking negativity.i spent 9 years of my life allowing non enteties,human scrotums to suck the very marrow from my bones,i ended up devoid of any life, unwilling and unable to defend myself from constant harrassement and character assassination.
the anger has subsided and im ok,but like some of you still a bit disorientated.
god bless you man! you'll need it coming outta that mess lolll!!
seriously though, it does and will get better. hopefully you dont have any family still in. thats the hardest part.
you know the scripture that speaks of the annointed (forget where exactly) that they will rule with christ as kings and priests in heaven??.
why doesnt it say kings and queens?
priests and priestesses??
you know the scripture that speaks of the annointed (forget where exactly) that they will rule with christ as kings and priests in heaven??
why doesnt it say kings and queens? priests and priestesses?? because in jw land, the annointed has a large number of female members (i always questioned their sanity...)
especially the fact that women are not allowed to teach or have positions of responsibility, not allowed to offer prayer for the congregation in public etc etc..
why on earth (no pun intended) would they be nobodies, humble women who know their place before men on this earth to being elevated to ruling side by side over the earth with christ jesus himself!!!??? it just doesnt make any sense or contain any logic, but then again what do they teach that makes any friggin sense?
can anyone shed some light as to how a jw would explain this?
http://chbook.stores.yahoo.net/2006items.html.
lol! probably the elder or ms in charge of literature selling a boatload of wt publications off the record, over the net with a personal twist.
he/she is most probably an opportunistic pioneer who counts their sales as placements and return visits as well as prolly counting their time. haha! very amusing!
on another note i think ima start selling highliters for 20 bucks a pack with a special dubby slogan on it. 7 million times 20...
where there is religion there is ignorance, and where there is ignorance there is people getting screwed!!
if a person retained a lawyer to draft up a document indicating that they no longer want to be an enrolled member (jw's) and therefore annul their baptsim, and send it certified mail directly to an individual named lawyer sitting at bethel, would they not be protected under attorney-client privilege and therefore non disclosure of the information with a third party?
i would think if this was the case and the information was forwarded to the boe, could not the bethel attorney be sanctioned or disbarred?.
unless you have unlimited resources to pursue their vast team of lawyers (which thanks to the sheeple have unlimited resources basically) then id just write a letter telling them to stick it!
save your time and money for things that matter in life.
a watchtower exec locates you and asks you fill a position in brookyln.
he thinks that the leaders at the top have lost touch with the "people" and are assembling a team to covertly try to change the "jw culture" to be less rigid.
what would be your reply and why?.
id do it on my own terms.
6 figure salary
quarterly bonus
car allowance
2 months paid vacation
"cartes blanche" to do whatever i want
maybe a window office on the top floor
penthouse in one of their downtown brooklyn hotels
first thing id do is fire the governing body, sell everything and give it all to the people whos lives were ruined by the wts (ie: victims of child abuse, families who have martyred their kids under the blood stance, the "faithful" men and woman who did jailtime over a stupid cult etc..)
it'd have to be a mandate of at least one to two years, id then dissolve the whole racket and move on knowing i made a difference.
if you just want the juicy details where i leave, i'll make disclaimer where it begins, if you just want to know what happened with the elders and organization after i realized it wasn't true, i'll mark that seperately.
we didn't do jack shit in service, or in the congregation.
maybe this was how jehovah came about?
welcome to the family!! quite the story! wow! all i can say...
from the may 1 watchtower, complaining about those poor misunderstood witnesses in russia, who are (gasp!
) actually accused of being extremists!
can you imagine!.
i agree!! just look at the bible story book for children!! there are at least a half dozen pictures of graphic blood, gore and violence (cain slaying abel, men getting tentpegs rammed through their heads etc)
im all for stringin up the whole lot of blubbering goddies in their tower of solitude in brooklyn.
cowards sit back in their plush offices in nyc while good hearted people are takin the heat for their stupid cult teachings!
you positively will not die.
for god knows that in the very day of your eating from it your eyes are bound to be opened and you are bound to be like god, knowing good and bad.".
did satan actually lie to eve?
satan if he really existed was at least a good samaritan, he fed adam and eve with fruit, hell...he even offered jesus food when he was hungry! thats more than you can say for god, who lets millions of people starve to death each day.
i vote for satan as ruler! at least he'd provide fruit and bread for starving humanity. lol!
this earlier topic [why do it feel bad about my children leaving jw religion?
] is what causes me to ask this question:.
http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/208031/1/why-do-i-feel-bad-about-my-children-leaving-the-jw-religion.
advantage of being a jw: you can sail through life ignoring truth and reality
disadvantage: its all a big fat lie