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  Cardinal Law

  by comforter in

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  bernard law hath resigned.

  boston archidiocese in trouble.

  the destruction of btg is near.

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  Mary

  Comforter, perhaps you should go see the Wizard about getting a brain.......your statements are utterly stupid, hypocritical and lacking in reason.

  The Governing Body members are WORSE than the Catholic Church, because at least the Catholic Church has made a half-assed attempt to straighten things out in their church; Cardinal Law has resigned and APOLOGIZIED, something no Witness who's been charged with child molestation has ever done. Even though Law's apology is most likely superficial, at least he did SOMETHING. Plus, at least the Catholic Church publically admits they have a problem; the Governing Body, arrogant and defiant to the end, insists that there's NO problem within the Borg and will disfellowship anyone who dares to go to the police, make a report, or go public with the facts.

  The Governing Body members are the lowest, most disgusting, hypocritical men called "Christian" I've ever come across. Don't point the finger at another Organization, when these men are doing the same frigging thing.
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  CARDINAL LAW TO TESTIFY

  by Mary in

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  i heard on cnn today, that that scumbag, cardinal law has been subpoenaed and will have to appear in court and possibly face criminal charges regarding his cover up of the pedophiles he's helped out over the years....... .

  i wonder if members of the governing body are starting to get nervous.......i would pay anything to see those bastards subpoenaed and be forced to testify in open court......man oh man, the prosecution would have a field day with them!!!

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  Mary

  I heard on CNN today, that that scumbag, Cardinal Law has been subpoenaed and will have to appear in court and possibly face criminal charges regarding his cover up of the pedophiles he's helped out over the years.......

  I wonder if members of the Governing Body are starting to get nervous.......I would pay anything to see those bastards subpoenaed and be forced to testify in open court......man oh man, the Prosecution would have a field day with them!!!
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  Prophetic Poverty and Delicious Torture!

  by LDH in

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  well, kids, it's that time of year again!!!

  the time of the year when the rest of the western world slows down just a little, gives thanks for what they have and stops bitching about what they don't have, and thinks of lending a helping hand to their neighbors a little bit more....you get the idea!

  i wonder what those knuckleheads the jws will be doing?

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  Mary

  I've given to charities for the last 8 - 10 years.......I remember one elder trying to say something to me about my giving to the Humane Society and I absolutely FREAKED on him (I have a very soft spot for animals, especially kitty-cats)........I don't remember what words I used but I basically told him he was a lousy Christian if he thought there was something wrong with helping poor helpless animals. He was so shocked that I freaked on him (he probably thought it was PMS) that he never brooched the subject again. Idiot.

  Oh, but the BEST example of being a shit-assed "Christian" came about 6 years ago at the District Assembly. The District Overseer, Brother Asshole Supreme, was talking about giving money to the Society before anything else and gave an example of a brother who had died, and who made the horrible, horrible decision to leave $100,000 to his local Humane Society. He said "I guess you could say his money literally went to the dogs." What a F#cking Asshole..........there were shocked looks all around and I could kick myself that I didn't go and blast his face off afterwards.........jerkoff.
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  Let him that hath understanding: 6-6-6

  by Focus in

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  among some wonderful material from elsewhere, http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=42268&site=3 asks where lies the exact center (of wickedness).. exact center?

  per the current jw "encyclopedia", "insight on the scriptures" volume 1 p296 states:.

  "bethel .. became renowned as a center of false worship".

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  Mary

  You're all totally wrong and I can prove it:

  $3,265 - what my Visa bill was in November

  $2,250 - payment in November

  $2,000 - purchases for that pagan holiday in December

  $2,349 - payment in January

  this leaves me a balance of $666. This proves beyond any doubt that VISA is the Beast mentioned in Revelation......doesn't it say that no one will be able to buy or trade without the number on his forehead or his hand???
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  LOCAL NEEDS

  by hamptonite21 in

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  what was some of your local needs talks about?

  we had one about a poopy artist in the bathroom, one of the little kids was writing on the walls with his #2.

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  Mary

  Ours were generally about either adultery or "can you spend more time in Service" crapola............boring, boring, boring..........
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  Pillars in the Congregation

  by JH in

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  do you know people in your congregation, who seem so strong spiritually, that it seems impossible for them to quit or even slow down?

  i've seen many come and go, but some are like pillars, and nothing seems to slow them down.

  often i wonder, who will be next to get df'd or who will slow down next.

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  Mary

  I'm not too impressed with these "pillars" in the congregation............I know one sister who likes to act holier-than-thou all the time......I figure it's cause she doesn't want everyone to remember that she got knocked up years ago with a married man with whom she was having an affair.....LOL!!!

  She likes to think that the more she goes out in Service and is "active in the ministry", then the holier she gets and pretty soon we can call her the Mother of God........

  I find that these "pillars" fall under one or two categories. One is like the sister above. They've either done something really bad in the past, or they're doing it right now. To ease their conscience, they get all spiritual and everyone looks up to them. The others are the weak-minded as far as I'm concerned. They wouldn't know how to live their lives any other way and they need someone to tell them what to do. This, of course, is the perfect religion for that, and these people live their lives accordingly, actually believing every single word off the platform.
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  Jeopardy! 587/586 B.C. Answer

  by Jourles in

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  is anyone watching jeopardy right now?

  under the topic, nebuchadnezzar, the answer was something like, "in 586 or 587 b.c., this city was captured by nebuchadnezzar....blah blah blah.

  " i wonder how many jdubs flipped out about that one!

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  Mary

  Yep, I've got the telly on while I'm on the computer and I heard it............wonder how many Dubs will be watching it thinking "oh, they're sooooooooo wrong! Jerusalem was destroyed in 607 BCE!!"

  By the way, where the hell DID they ever get the 607 BCE date in the first place? All secular, biblical and archeological finds, support 586 BCE, not 607BCE.
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  Two Elders Came to Visit this Afternoon

  by Scully in

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  ..... and i missed it!!!

  arggggggggggghhhhh.

  anyway, hubby was out front fixing the christmas lights when two jws approached him in the driveway.

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  Mary

  I like Bix Tex's idea.........if you threaten to sue the individual elder instead of the Borg itself, they'll think twice before they try to DA you......even if they thought they could win, you could really hurt them financially if they had to secure a lawyer and chanced losing their nice big home plus, would they really want that kind of publicity in the local newspaper if say, a reporter just "happened" to find out about it? :-)

  What a bunch of losers they must be if they have to track people down after 8 frigging years because they don't want anyone to be happy if they leave the organization.........

  Kick ass Scully!!!
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  Being asked to leave the Hall

  by Pepper in

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  ate before the congergation book study, can create a real problem with the "friends".

  once i remember my dad who was the conductor at the time setting at the front of the hall book study leading the opening prayer, when all at once there was this screech sound, it soundeed like a half dead cat being ran over.

  it was my ever loving dad, cuttinng a cutie, and of cource he just pretended it was something outside the hall, but we all knew it was him that is me and my friends, so we sat there with our mouths coverd by our hands till i took to letting one rip from flexing myself from holding back laughter, so my dad says to me looking right at me: "do we need to grow up son"?

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  Mary

  OK, this reminds me of a prank we (okay, I) pulled a few years ago at the Hall........some friends bought this gadget in Florida where one is a box and the other has five different recordings of farts on it. They're really realistic and you can have a field day with it. Anyway, I borrowed it and took it to the hall one night. There was this pathetic sister who always pretended to be sick or dying or some such shit and she sat it this big chair at the back of the Hall. I put the box under her chair and waited for her to answer a question on the KM. Just as the microphone got near, I hit the button. It wasn't loud enough for everyone to hear, but the people around her started laughing and laughing and laughing. She didn't know what the hell was going on and wasn't smart enough to look under her chair.
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  I need a lawyer, please, please help me

  by Elsewhere in

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  lmao - yup!

  mug you sure do need a lawyer!

  http://www.cnn.com/2002/us/west/12/11/bank.standoff.ap/index.html

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  Mary

  What about Lionel Hutts, Attorney at Law.........

  Edited by - Mary on 11 December 2002 14:58:35