Posts by watersprout

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An Old Argument.... does it hold water?

by AK - Jeff in

14 years ago

estimates range from 4 million to 15 million children die from starvation each year on this planet.

that's between 500 and 1700 children a day, depending on what numbers you accept.

still, no matter which numbers you use, doesn't this make you arrive at one of the following conclusions?.

3 years ago

watersprout 14 years ago

Okay so i'm delusional and narcissitic?? I'm narcissitic because I say that God has looked after me! Seriously! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

WOW! Being as you have NEVER met me, spoke to me or even exchanged emails you seem to THINK you know me... Well I will let you in on a little secret you are TOTALLY WRONG! Infact all those that know me on and off the board will tell you that you are wrong... But what would my friends know, I mean you are the expert, no?

You are insulting and it seems to be that you are jealous because God looks after his own... That's not my problem, and you can think what you want about me, because to be frank I don't give a toss what you think... For someone who ''claims'' to have left the WT behind you certainly are still showing the traits of an ''uber elder''.

If you do not believe in God and think all Christians are delusional then ignore us! Oh my God it's really that simple!

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Popularity Contest Winner!

by Voices in

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14 years ago

oh god...this is going to piss everyone off..i swear this is the last time i'm gonna talk about this.. .

outlaw voted: kfc/beer/my humour and... .

88% of the world population was voted in by outlaw .....disqualified due to multiple votes for individual person in a generalized population as 1 vote does not count...plus 88% of the world isn't popular.. voices 3 (pitty votes really xd).

14 years ago

watersprout 14 years ago

Thank the vegetable God that the Brussel sprout was removed from the top spot!

perhaps a small martini

Shelby NEVER a small one, always a LARGE one! Pass one my way to. Shall we put our brussel sprout war on the back burner while we drink our Martini's??

Peace

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Baptism in Holy Spirit and in Fire

by Inkie in

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14 years ago

this morning my brother asked me a question about the following biblical text.

i indeed baptize you in water unto repentance: but he that cometh after me is mightier than i, whose shoes i am not worthy to bear: he shall baptize you in the holy spirit and in fire.matthew 3:11. .

apparently, it seems, the brothers statement came from the societys cd-rom.

14 years ago

watersprout 14 years ago

Thanks Inkie! I have a feeling I will be using what you have posted on my inlaws very soon.

Peace

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An Old Argument.... does it hold water?

by AK - Jeff in

14 years ago

estimates range from 4 million to 15 million children die from starvation each year on this planet.

that's between 500 and 1700 children a day, depending on what numbers you accept.

still, no matter which numbers you use, doesn't this make you arrive at one of the following conclusions?.

3 years ago

watersprout 14 years ago

Anyone who believes God jumps in to save or protect them and allowed John the Baptist to be beheaded is a flaming fuck-tard.

I'm one who believes that God has stepped in for me many times and I am most certainly not a flaming f**k-tard! You seem to like your insults WL, what's the matter the WT screwing with your brain??

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Popularity Contest

by Voices in

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14 years ago

everywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.

who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.

even on this website.

14 years ago

watersprout 14 years ago

Shelby repent of your rebellion or may the brussel sprout be your falling to the dark side... The vegetable God has sent me to warn your poor deluded folks of your impending doom, SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!

I am a ''true'' vegetable prophet and my ability to throw BS into fiery destruction shall NOT be mocked!

Turn towards the goodness of the humble carrot, garden pea, and corn.... Yes those are the vegetables that will provide your RDA of vitamins... All the brussel sprout will provide is abdominal cramping and putrid wind.

The brussel sprout is NOT one of the chosen vegetables, it has shown itself to be the vegetable of light, sent to turn you away from the righteouness of all the other vegetables!

All you brussel sprout haters, lets STAND up and UNITE for the sake of all the other vegetables! The vegetable God calls you to join in this WORTHY cause!

who's going to go out and by some BS asap... just to show her rebellion, opposition, and disobedience to ANY [culinary] god who condemns them

*Hangs onto Shelby's ankles as she reaches for the brussel sprouts*

*greedily takes bowl and starts eating her brussell sprouts*

Noooooo! *Wrestles BP to the floor and attempts to take the sprouts off her*

Shelby (the greatest love and peace to you!) those carrots rosted with brown sugar and butter sound delicious... How do you make them?? I know you are joking, this thread has really entertained me... Although my hatred of brussel sprouts is very real. Lol

Peace

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Great..i'm Craving Brussel Sprouts now. Way to go shelby *

by Voices in

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14 years ago

ok so, i'm craving brussel sprouts now... .

i'm thinking ,(i'm at work and hungry so i feel like talking about food so bear with me)what you (shelby) said "sauted in a little olive oil with minced garlic and shallots... topped with toasted garlic bits and... wait for it...

bacon!!

14 years ago

watersprout 14 years ago

In the meantime, I'm gonna add this one to the new (and VERY nice, I might add!) recipe book I recently received from a very dear one for my birthday! It shall be entry No.1!

I'm sure your friend will forgive you for adding ''sprout *shudders* soup'' to your new recipe book! LOLOLOL

And now I'm going to go eat some of the home-made pumpkin cake and home-made gingerbread boys that I baked up yesterday while it was snowing...

Ah, such a cozy feeling!!! The

fragrance

of gingerbread and pumpkin pie spices [used them in the pumpkin cake] wafting through the kitchen as the snow falls...

Now I feel all warm and snuggly...

Awwww Zid that sounds soo Christmassy! We just have wet weather, damp and very British... Apparently snow is on it's way... As long as it's here for Christmas.... Yey!

Peace

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Popularity Contest

by Voices in

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14 years ago

everywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.

who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.

even on this website.

14 years ago

watersprout 14 years ago

Mwahahahahahahahaha!

May you never witness me heaving and gagging on a brussel sprout.... The only group I will stand up in and mention the words ''brussel sprouts'' will be when I have won the war against the evilness of them.

May the brussel sprouts of this world burn long and hard in the ash of the BBQ!

Peace

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An Old Argument.... does it hold water?

by AK - Jeff in

14 years ago

estimates range from 4 million to 15 million children die from starvation each year on this planet.

that's between 500 and 1700 children a day, depending on what numbers you accept.

still, no matter which numbers you use, doesn't this make you arrive at one of the following conclusions?.

3 years ago

watersprout 14 years ago

Nancy don't waste your time! You only end up in a fruitless argument with him.

Peace

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Great..i'm Craving Brussel Sprouts now. Way to go shelby *

by Voices in

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14 years ago

ok so, i'm craving brussel sprouts now... .

i'm thinking ,(i'm at work and hungry so i feel like talking about food so bear with me)what you (shelby) said "sauted in a little olive oil with minced garlic and shallots... topped with toasted garlic bits and... wait for it...

bacon!!

14 years ago

watersprout 14 years ago

if you soak those brussel sprouts in a little lemon juice and BBQ sauce ...you.....might like em off that BBQ grill.

I will NOT be dragged to the dark side! It may be too late for you, but I have been saved from temptation!

P.s I luuvvvv celery!

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If your pet could talk, what would he/she say?

by Voices in

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14 years ago

my cat semone: "i swear that's not my shit in your shoe!".

oh sure...like my girlfriend decided to fill it up.. me.

14 years ago

watersprout 14 years ago

My dog would have said

I'm not sat on the chair/setee... Look at me turning my head, if I can't see you then you can't me.

I am NOT going outside to pee when it's wet and cold. I will just pee on the carpet! It's nicer.

Peace

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