Posts by watersprout

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So i'm out treat or treating and I come home with a dog! WTFrick??

by watersprout in

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so we are out treat or treating and i notice a dog very distressed howling and shaking with fear... so i try and approach her but she starts growling at me.

carrot rings the doorbell of the house that she is hiding on and the people have never seen her before... quite a few neighbours come out and we eventually win her round... she is terrified and very disorientated.... we scoure the streets looking for her owners but to no avail... all we can gather from her behaviour is that she was most likely thrown from a car... she has not long finished whelping a litter and is clearly distressed... we end up bringing her back for the night and has not left carrot alone... she has been lying on him, licking and kissing him.

all she has wanted is to be curled up on his lap.... obviously he is her saviour!

watersprout

Have no idea why the pictures are life size or the way it's all come out! Lol

Peace

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So i'm out treat or treating and I come home with a dog! WTFrick??

by watersprout in

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so we are out treat or treating and i notice a dog very distressed howling and shaking with fear... so i try and approach her but she starts growling at me.

carrot rings the doorbell of the house that she is hiding on and the people have never seen her before... quite a few neighbours come out and we eventually win her round... she is terrified and very disorientated.... we scoure the streets looking for her owners but to no avail... all we can gather from her behaviour is that she was most likely thrown from a car... she has not long finished whelping a litter and is clearly distressed... we end up bringing her back for the night and has not left carrot alone... she has been lying on him, licking and kissing him.

all she has wanted is to be curled up on his lap.... obviously he is her saviour!

watersprout

So we are out treat or treating and I notice a dog very distressed howling and shaking with fear... So I try and approach her but she starts growling at me. Carrot rings the doorbell of the house that she is hiding on and the people have never seen her before... Quite a few neighbours come out and we eventually win her round... She is terrified and very disorientated...

We scoure the streets looking for her owners but to no avail... All we can gather from her behaviour is that she was most likely thrown from a car... She has not long finished whelping a litter and is clearly distressed... We end up bringing her back for the night and has not left Carrot alone... She has been lying on him, licking and kissing him. All she has wanted is to be curled up on his lap.... Obviously he is her saviour! Lol.

Going to get in touch with some santuarys tomorrow and see what they say. It was a very random night indeed! Lol.

Here are a few pics of her. I refuse to name her as I will egt attached, so for now she is known as ''Dog''...

Peace

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Is homosexuality ever justifiable? I say YES!!!

by TimothyT in

in the january 2012 awake, pages 28-29 there is another article about homosexuality.. .

the writers argue that genetics, the environment, and sexual abuse do not justify homosexuality.

the bible clearly states that homosexuality is wrong and is an abhorrent sin.

watersprout

Bella i'm soo sorry about your neice! When I read what you had posted I was gobsmacked at the abuse she had undergone. I really hope she finds some real peace and can discover who she really is.

Timmy what you have to remember is Christ's words, not Paul, king Davids, moses etc... Did Christ mention Homosexuality?? If He did it would most CERTAINLY be in the bible... All Christ teaches is love and to show it to our neighbour. That's it! Christ wouldn't condem you for being YOU! That would make Him mean and unjust which He most certainly is NOT. He loves you Timmy and never forget that.

Peace

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Do Aliens Exist for you? If so, how do you rationalize them with Spirituality?

by Voices in

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watersprout

I believe there are other life forms, barr the spirit realm... As to what there purpose is and where they are I haven't been told yet. I would love to know, but when the time comes for me to learn these things it will be opened to me.

I'm very impatient and I want to know KNOW! Lol!

Peace

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Weird things JWs can't own or wear

by lilbluekitty in

also posted on the yuku forum.. i thought it might be amusing to make a list of things i remember when i was a dub that we couldn't have or own or wear.

(some of these things vary by where you live, in other places dubs have them, it just depends).

obviously the list goes on forever, but feel free to add things.

watersprout

When I was a child, around 6/7, my sister was 4/5, mom took us out on the ministry in snowsuits... It was bitterly cold and my mom didn't want us getting ill. Anyway an elder went up to mom and told her that what my sister and I were wearing was unsuitable and not for the ministry! My mom told him what for and took us home! Lol!

A CO got on the platform and lectured all the sisters about wearing flip flops. He said he didn't want to hear the ''flip flapping'' as it irritated him!

Another CO hated any form of product in the brothers hair so all the younguns went to the meeting with this CO with dorky flat hair! They looked a right state. Except of course my hubby, he went with his hair literally standing on end and it was rock hard with all the products he had used! His dad and superfine apostle brother told him off before the meeting and Carrot laughed in their faces and said ''No man tells me what to do''.... Being as he let 12 crusty pedo's tell him till he was 26 was a different matter lol!

Lets face some other facts: Unless you have really nice, perky boobs and shoulders or GREAT support wear, you shouldn't wear any kind of a tube top...sagging boobs are far from attractive.

If that woman is happy and comfortable with the way she looks, I appauld her. It's not your place on pointing out what people should/shouldn't do.

Flip-flops are beach wear and sometimes even called shower shoes (they help to prevent athletes foot fungus transmission), they do not belong in most public places.

Not necessarily... I have really pretty flip flops with jewels and all sorts on them. I wouldn't wear them in public showers.

Sneakers are athletic shoes, they too have a place,

Trainers are comfortable... Does it matter whether you wera them for running or going to get your shopping? I think not

and it isn't in a dress up enviroment, just like high heeled pumps don't belong on the tennis court.

Says who? You? If a woman want's to look sexy with a tennis skirt on and heels to elongate her legs as she trots about that tennis court, good for her!

Peace

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An Old Argument.... does it hold water?

by AK - Jeff in

estimates range from 4 million to 15 million children die from starvation each year on this planet.

that's between 500 and 1700 children a day, depending on what numbers you accept.

still, no matter which numbers you use, doesn't this make you arrive at one of the following conclusions?.

watersprout

You are blaming God for all these atrocities but it was MAN that commited them! MAN is responsible, not a God that was made up by the Jews! When will you people get it into your skulls!!!!!!!!

The TRUE God is NO PART of this world!

Peace

1495

An Old Argument.... does it hold water?

by AK - Jeff in

estimates range from 4 million to 15 million children die from starvation each year on this planet.

that's between 500 and 1700 children a day, depending on what numbers you accept.

still, no matter which numbers you use, doesn't this make you arrive at one of the following conclusions?.

watersprout

You know what's funny?? Well I think it's funny... It's how athiests get their knickers in a twist over a God (that I admit) the Jews made up to scare their enemies! I don't believe in that God and so do many on here... It's you (yes, you know who you are) that get all worked up over a GOD that doesn't exist! Put that energy to better use! Not many care about the OT God cause He was made up! Us Christians never mention Him, so why do you athiests get soo worked up over Him??

Peace

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Popularity Contest Winner!

by Voices in

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oh god...this is going to piss everyone off..i swear this is the last time i'm gonna talk about this.. .

outlaw voted: kfc/beer/my humour and... .

88% of the world population was voted in by outlaw .....disqualified due to multiple votes for individual person in a generalized population as 1 vote does not count...plus 88% of the world isn't popular.. voices 3 (pitty votes really xd).

watersprout

Yes, because it is within the POWER of the vegetable god to smite you so, WS

Ahhh but it was for just a moment! I rubbed a little vegetable eye salve into them and viola I could see again! So HA!

SEE their power!

You yes YOU have given them power by eating them! They have become powerful because of YOU!

Yes, be stricken blind for your blasphemous judging and persecution of this modest, humble, and usually childlike (although dear N's photo leaves that to question) veggie!

HA! YOU HEATHEN! Can you not see how the BS has got into your head and is messing with your brain chemicals, causing you to hand over your life?? Can you not SEE?? You heathen are the one that is blind... You have been blinded by the fake light the BS exudes!

And what have they ever done to you... other than to twist your innards and cause you to release foul air?

Heathen I have NEVER betrayed my bowels! Unlike YOU, who hates her own bowels soo much you enjoy the stinky wind!

But where is the sin in THAT??

The sin is in the wind! That smell ain't right for all the tea in China"

Does not the corn stick in your teeth? Does not the pea find a way into the corners of your child's dinner chair, causing you to have to dig and scrub and disinfect? Does not the carrot turn your fingers (and eyes and skin, if you drink too much of its juice) a jaundiced yellow? Do they not frequently come together in unbridled orgies of SUCCOTASH??? Yet, where is your judging and condemnation of them?

You try and defile the innocent veggies in this? You are blind and yet you cannot see it!

Turn back from your evil judging, WS. Turn BACK, I say... lest you incur the wrath of the large number of brussels eaters here on the board (as evidenced by the comments FOR (about 8) and AGAINST (3) them)! We stand ready to oppose you, make no mistake! Indeed, if you continue in this path of rebellion, I will be forced to do nothing less than bombard you with... wait for it... MORE luscious, scrumptious brussels RECIPES!

Noooooooo! You keep your stinky recipes to yourself! NEVER will I the GREAT WATERSPROUT turn to the dark side. My followers are laying low, so as to attack when you are not suspecting!

Which I have NO doubt will make over YOUR mind and heart... and bring YOU... into the NEW light!

NEVER!!!!!!!!!! I am the CHOSEN one to bring all you BS lovers back into favour with teh Vegetable God. May he forgive you as i'm not that loving! *cough splutter* That BS stench is too much! This may be my downfall! *Crawls to open a window*

Peace

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Popularity Contest

by Voices in

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everywhere i've gone, no matter what, there's always a 'popularity contest' (which i'm a loser to)... whether it was in the organization (based on how high you went up the chain of command or who you married for the sisters), the school system such as high school, college, etc.. or job.

who does the hardest work, who does what, when how.

even on this website.

watersprout

Pray, PRAY?? To whom?? The vegetable God will not hear your prayers! You alone have shut up the vegetable heavens with your putrid love for the BS!

You have made your choice, you will now wander the allotment for the next 40 years... You will wander and mourn for those little balls of evil, no longer will you have stinky wind! No longer will you be slave to the vegetable of darkness!

I will redeem all you lost souls and bring you back into favour with the GREAT VEGETABLE GOD!

You THINK you can force ME the MIGHTY Watersprout) to eat BS *laughs scornfully* NEVER will YOU force ME to eat those sprouts. NEVER I tell YOU!

Then I will pour the oil from the pan off on your head... so that it runs over (basically, "anointing" you with brussel-infused oil... which you will NOT be able to scrub off!)... while filling MY cup with Pinot Noir!

HA! The oil will not penetrate my holiness! It will simply slide off and slither back to it's master the BS! You think drinking ''Pinot Noir'' will SAVE YOU! Heathen you are MISTAKEN! Never will the BS win.... Turn away and save yourself! You bowels are deserving of that at least!

Peace *from the one whose wind smells like strawberries, cause she ain't eating no rotting vegetables*

Shel I have been laughing soo much over this war.

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An Old Argument.... does it hold water?

by AK - Jeff in

estimates range from 4 million to 15 million children die from starvation each year on this planet.

that's between 500 and 1700 children a day, depending on what numbers you accept.

still, no matter which numbers you use, doesn't this make you arrive at one of the following conclusions?.

watersprout

Let me know what language you read and I'll try to translate into it.

EH??

I never denied belief in God. Where you got that, I have no idea.

I apologise then. You are very agressive with some believers so it's my own fault I came to that conclusion.

One of the most annoying groups of religious idiots is the personal miracle people, who claim God is the janitor of their life, cleaning up messes and patching up cracks.

God hasn't cleared up ''my messes''.... My ''messes'' were my own doing, I never asked Him to sort them out.

That sort of anecdotal "evidence" is exactly the sort of thing that atheists prey on when arguing against existence of God. You going to tell us about "Andre", too?

You saying that i'm like the WT? You wanna say that to my face??

Yes, you're either a liar pushing your religious agenda or delusional.

I'm neither, so sorry to disappoint! Well no i'm not sorry!

When it appears that nobody intelligent, educated, sane, or logical believes in God, then who wants to share company with that lousy lot?

So now you are questioning my intelligence and sanity?? Seriously?? I would LOVE for you to meet me face to face and say these things to me. Because it's highly doubtful you would. Silly little man!