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  Oct 15, 2011 WT on jw.org now

  by Gayle in

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  2. bible

  i could only scan quickly,,but some could point out other things there:.

  (quote) we can create opportunities.

  to rejoice with them by occasionally inviting.

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  At the door: Come to us! We have all the answers! Based on bible truth!

  After you get baptized: Stop talking about your doubts. Keep them private. Have you been visiting apostate websites? Why do you spend so much time researching? Are you looking for a way out? Wait on Jehovah until you die or until the governing body cares to come up with another lame excuse. And when we do come up with a lame excuse you have to believe it and accept it even if you don't agree. Oh yeah, and don't talk to anybody ever about your real beliefs. Maybe once to an elder so he can tell you to shut up, forget about it and spend more time in field service.
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  Who thinks that I am intolerant as a born again Atheist?

  by AK - Jeff in

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  2. friends

  who thinks that i [and other born again atheists] am intolerant?.

  godrulz 32 pages of thread - and he doesn't even make sense in what he said.

  what the hell?

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  We all know that atheists are stubborn, arrogant elitists who can't stop bothering other people with their belief, or lack thereof. I know that I spend a lot of time telling my coworkers that religion is the cancer of the earth. They all agree with me and don't understand why I make such a big deal of it. Maybe it's because of 27 years of indoctrination.
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  Y'all are famous!

  by Mickey mouse in

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  2. friends

  i had a first session with a counsellor today.

  when i told her the nature of my problems, she told me about this great online forum for jws...... ...seems like i'm not the first jw she's seen!.

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  Crowdsourced therapy..
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  DC Sunday Drama

  by Billy the Ex-Bethelite in

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  2. beliefs

  let's call it a very ugly version of "joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat" recreated as a musicless "a young life serving god ain't worth living.".

  it included a highly fictionalized account of joseph being abused by his brothers for serving god and being loved by jacob.

  there was no mention of joseph's dreams that degraded his brothers and father.

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  Of course you can't trust the other JW kids. Two thirds of them will eventually leave.
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  Can you name some movies that is about very distant future?

  by Iamallcool in

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  Aliens :)
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  Chemtrails, Seeing is believing.

  by pedal power in

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  2. current

  before i begin, i want you to know i understand the difference between chemtrails and contrails, so lets leave those discussions behind, chemtrails exist.. what is the purpose of chemtrails ?

  if it was to artificially create clouds, why come to edinburgh ?

  for any of you who are unaware, 90% of the time its cloudy and rainy, so creating cloud cover, is a joke.

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  There has been spraying in the US and the government has even admitted it. This was in the 1950s when they did a whole lot of other insane crazy stuff. I don't believe this is still being done in 2011 though. There is no evidence.
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  Need Opinions -- Engaged to a JW!!

  by junebug_11 in

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  2. relationships

  ok, quick run down of my situation.. .

  1. i am not religious.

  my now-fiance was raised jw but left the religion about 10 years ago.. 2. we started dating last march, i got pregnant within two weeks.

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  the-illuminator81

  Hi Junebug,

  When you can't ask questions or talk about your differing opinion with people, it's a cult. Be careful! As you can see they already have control over you!
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  Funny JW Related comics.

  by Sharpie in

  1. social
  2. humour

  over the past few months i've been collecting jw comic panels.

  and i'd thought i'd share some :) enjoy .

  feel free to post some more, i'll add some as soon as i find some :).

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  the-illuminator81

  Thank you sir, may I have another?
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  A new term for 'just around the corner'...unbelievable. sad.

  by tresdecu in

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  2. friends

  heard this from a friend of a friend via an email locally circulating.

  are you ready?

  take a deep breath.... "the end of this system is just a whisper away..." from a ca talk i think, maybe even from the dc, i can't remember.

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  The end is closer today than it was yesterday!
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  CO's arrangement finishes????

  by wolfman85 in

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  2. beliefs

  how true is that the circuit overseer's arrangement ends in 2011?.

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  I've seen threads about it but nothing else. Even if the rumor was true it could be something that was shot down later.