The NWT is not like a rolls royce, but like a special built custom, modified entirely to the driver's wishes and doesn't even look like the original anymore.
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The New World Translation Quote from an Elder
by howdidtihappen inyou've probably heard this before, but at a meeting last night the elder called the nwt the "rolls royce" of bibles.
i'm new to the jw bs (and as soon as i can break away, will do so.
) but do they also believe they have a superior bible to anyone elses outside the religion?
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My battle with a JW and she went and SNITCHED on me!
by PinkPajamasx ini haven't posted in awhile but i read your posts everyday from my iphone.
ok, a friend on facebook posted a question.
he is in no way religious but he asked what's the man upstairs name.
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the-illuminator81
Typical JW behaviour.. change the subject, change the subject, change the subject, claim persecution.
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first contradiction in the bible?
by cptkirk incontradiction without the use of an outside medium (such as archaeology, fossil study).
i just stumbled on this after reading the thread about adam and the sexual subliminal message.
i was thinking about adam and eve and chronology, and a contradiction popped up in my head...so i picked up the bible and there it is.. gen 1:27 - god creates adam and eve, tells them to be fruitful.. gen 2:18 - now adam is alone?
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the-illuminator81
It's very simple.. Genesis is not chronological. So you can rearrange every word in it until it fits your doctrine.
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"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over."
by Mr. Falcon in(numbers 5:23-28) 23 and the priest must write these cursings in the book and must wipe them out into the bitter water.
24 and he must make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and the water that brings a curse must enter into her as something bitter.
25 and the priest must take the grain offering of jealousy from the womans hand and wave the grain offering to and fro before jehovah, and he must bring it near the altar.
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the-illuminator81
Here's another test for unfaithful spouses: waterboard them until they confess. Also works for witches.
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Can demons travel through my Internet connection?
by rebel8 incan demons travel through my internet connection?.
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the-illuminator81
What happens when those demon eggs burst open? Do you get a migraine?
BTW that site is a comedy goldmine..
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JWs are obsessed with persecution
by life is to short inover the weekend i was around a group of jw's.
i have not been in such a setting for along time so it was sort of surreal.. so this one older jw woman started to talk about her neighbors and their little girls and how much she liked them.
she said they were a nice family, etc, that they watch each other homes when they go away on vacation, etc.
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the-illuminator81
If you say the slightest negative thing about the WTS to a JW they will yell "WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME? LEAVE ME ALONE! GO BEHIND ME SATAN!"
Then they pick up their reasoning from the scriptures book and tout their "The end of false religion is near" pamphlet and call on strangers and attack their faith on their doorstep.
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It has been a year since I started school ** an update**
by noni1974 inwell this time last year i was waiting for my first semester at college to start.
i had no idea how i would do in my classes.
my first semester was a complete surprise for me because not only did i do it, but, i did it well ending up on the dean's list with a 3.57 gpa for the semester.
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the-illuminator81
Congratulations and that is really encouraging!
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"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over."
by Mr. Falcon in(numbers 5:23-28) 23 and the priest must write these cursings in the book and must wipe them out into the bitter water.
24 and he must make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and the water that brings a curse must enter into her as something bitter.
25 and the priest must take the grain offering of jealousy from the womans hand and wave the grain offering to and fro before jehovah, and he must bring it near the altar.
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the-illuminator81
J. Hofer: Typical JW behavior! They even deny the bible.. watch what happens when you show them it is actually in it, suddenly they will start defending it.
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They NEED this system to be rotten... and why they can't wait to die.
by Aussie Oz inafter visiting my jw mother i came away convinced she is just as hard core as she ever was.
oh, she may bend the rules a little in not shunning her children but at heart she is jw through and through.
i had wondered if perhaps she was wavering but i doubt it.. during our visit, when i was out of the house, she had an attempt to inform my wife that the end was close...my athiest wife shot that down as nonsense much to mums apparent dislike i think.. however, it was while the tv was on in the backgound that i realized how deep she is still.
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the-illuminator81
Watching the news is like watching pornography for a JW.. every bad thing that happens brings them so much joy. The end is near! The end is near! Like a car alarm set too sensitive they keep going off and you get the urge to egg them.
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Top 10 questions the WBT$ and GB fear most?
by Fernando inthe anointed (the christs) or fds (ruling religious clergy class) are placed above the gb in 1971, then below the elders (pharisees) in 2007, and back above the gb in 2009. .
what next in the sanhedrin's (gb's) perpetual, unrepentant, and inane vignette of deception, smoke and mirrors, as well as spiritual blindness, confusion, inebriation, and insanity perpetrated on the laity (dumb sheeple)?
w71 12/15 p. 749 (chart)w07 5/1 pp.
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the-illuminator81
Where are the bethel elders, bethel country comittees, circuit overseers, district overseers, zone overseers?