my mom and i have been cleaning out the basement and gathered over 20 years worth of jw books, magazines, tracts (some dating from the 1950's!).
we are playing with the idea to return the jw material in a box, with the words "we quit" and a xeroxed copy of the cover coc next sunday morning in front of the local kh.
does anyone have any better/more sarcastic ideas?
Chunky,
Don't return. They were your family's money stealed by the Borg. Just go www.ebay.com AND Search for "Watchtower" you will see how much they work .Off-course after you can give as free gift (or a little bit money) to some friends here in this Forum.
Cheers,
"worship the only true god.
my wife is presently studying this publication by the watchtower, with a "sister".
two reasons why i am asking for the collective minds of this forum to help: .
Please read more about the changes in this book and how it's funny here:
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=33171&site=3
jwsons
elder #1 - former father in law of our daughter in law's sister, and 75 years old.
elder #2: wt conductor at our former congregation.
blah blah blah .
And the best elders visit should be from our brother who has his experience printed on Watchtower and Awake. Here is Rami Oved's experience:
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=38098&site=3
jwsons
elder #1 - former father in law of our daughter in law's sister, and 75 years old.
elder #2: wt conductor at our former congregation.
blah blah blah .
Mulan,
Let me tell you my case. After two elders finished their bla bla. I gave them 4-pages document all quoted directly from Watchtower CD Library (I wellknown my D-Day will come so I prepared it in advance) about all flip-flop truths and did mentioned them that all the printed material in those 4 pages purely from Wacthtower magazines, nothing else. When they left about 15 minutes, I found my 4-pages document in the rubish-bin outside the apartment. They scare to read their own rubbish !!!!! HeHeHe !!!!
jwsons
"i can't wait for night to fall.
i can't wait for day to fade.
i can't wait for the dark to extinquish the sun, .
Hi Esme, (it reminds me about a short story of Faulkner)
Welcome back. How's your asthma? Is it better now ? Can you sleep well now ?
Old friend,
jwsons
the watchtower reprints, august 1st, 1898 (when russell was president), page 2,345: .
pages 161-163:.
pages 166-167:.
How many died in Muslim and Communist countries for refusing alternative services? Ask Moloch's worshipers in KingDumb Hall of WacoTower and Dark Society
jwsons
i have no trouble with transfusions to save peoples lives but recently we went to a wedding and one of my little lads had been up to the buffet and come back with a plate of food, on it was little circles of black pudding (blood sausage), he didnt know what it was (i have never brought it home so he hasnt seen it before) but just threw it on his plate anyway.
while he wasnt looking i took it off and threw it away!
couldnt bring myself to let him eat it and i still couldnt eat it because of the background in jws.
Nop. Definitely Not for me !
jwsons
ok after a long biblical discussion with both my parents ( was working on mom and she pulled dad in .
pleeeeease help ---- i want to make sure they are worded just right so that way my parents can't weasel around it.
thanks in advance.
jwsons
well, since the info by our photos/usernames is not available yet (profile info), i figured, why not give it another go.
the aussies had a go of it, time for the canucks to toss some maple syrup into the forum.
who on this forum is from canada?
Manitoba (Winnipeg)
jwsons
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several on another thread did not know the date.
need to prepare my defences, you know.. thanks for an informed one's help.. sam
The closest fullmoon after 21 March every year. (All year same). You will never forget. Ask any active JWs, they don't know how to calculate this date. They all rely on WACO Tower & Black Society each year via Waco Magazine.
jwsons
